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no god in the paint
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Pretty funny to spend as much money as I do on streaming services just to be humbled by a 9:30am soccer game on “USA Network”
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I’m rooting for a great game! #TheGame #GoBlue #GoBucks
November 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Can’t wash the private equity olive oil off my hands because the USB kitchen faucet isn’t charged 👍 hell ya
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Hope your thanksgiving rocks! -Collin
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Not even doing a bit here - Kroenke teams are currently favored to win The Super Bowl, The Stanley Cup, The English Premier League, and the Champions League. The Nuggets have the second best odds to win the NBA Finals. Fuckin nuts
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Reposted by collin
A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.

Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I hate spotify despite what i consider to be it’s very noble mission of forcing musicians to have day jobs
November 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
i post every now and then about forcibly relocating rural americans to high rise apartments in major cities and most people probably think i’m joking but actually i genuinely think that’s the only way to save america and it’s a cause i’m willing to die for
June 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
if i was a cardinal i’d vote for whoever i thought was gonna win the fastest even if they were evil and homophobic and stuff. that’s how much i love looking at my phone
May 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
April 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
touchtunes should let you pay $5 to turn it down a little bit
April 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
was recently made aware that the zoomer thing where you call stuff that's mid "ohio" has made it's way to latin america and now i can't stop thinking about walking down the streets of buenos aires or something and hearing some zoomer latina say "sus zapatos son muy **ohio**" or some shit
March 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Trump is a lot of truly awful things but at least he’s not a fucking nerdass. Elon on the other hand…jesus christ. Just have to sit and watch the federal government get dismantled by a guy i would have relentlessly bullied in high school.
February 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
hmmmm
February 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
local bands i work with love emailing me shit like “collin those drum edits sound bad” like ok Mom Blouse how many of your 75 monthly listeners are gonna notice that i fucked up your drum edit gtfo
February 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
{several layers of vocoder vocals come in} Israel has a {several random glitches, radio static} right to DEFEND {beautiful major 9 piano chord, 10 layers of autotune saxophones playing soaring run} it’s….self
Bon Iver is releasing a new album - ‘fABLE’ - on April 11, 2025 on @jagjaguwar.bsky.social.

Physical copies of ‘SABLE, fABLE’ are available to preorder / pre-save on vinyl, CD, and cassette now:

bon-iver.lnk.to/SABLE-fABLE
February 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
thinking back to last years super bowl which at one point became so boring the attendees of the party i was throwing started ranking David Bazan’s discography
February 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
about as excited for the super bowl as i’d be for, say, an august 15th wednesday afternoon game between the Rays and the Orioles
February 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
only funny super bowl outcomes ranked:

3. Butker misses game winning field goal (shorter the better)

2. Trump dies (any method) (bonus points if televised)

1. Kelce proposes, Taylor says no
February 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
February 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Reposted by collin
we need kanye on bluesky!
February 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
going back to 2019 and telling myself that my favorite Bon Appetit personalties (Molly, Andy, Brad) are nothing but a faint memory while I make recipes from my least favorites (Rick, Carla, Solah) on an almost weekly basis. amazing how things can change....
February 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
watched Before Sunrise last night. good flick. struck by how uniformly beautiful women have been throughout the ages and how guys have been spent decades at a time looking like…that…or something equivalently awful
January 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
ladies and gentlemen the democrats
January 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM