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Danita it’s Christmas!
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Brunch, Beer, Bourbon & Beyonce. Big Cancer energy, an emotional thug, if you will. ♋️☀️ ♓️🌝 ♏️🌅 ENFP Pronouns are she/her/gang

In the land of sunshine, palm trees, and that good🍃
How Gwen Stefani, a white woman from Anaheim, has a slight twang is so…on brand and interesting.
I’d accept a chola accent but this twang is…she ain’t beating the cosplay allegations.
December 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Talk about a Christmas miracle cuz SoCal weather was supposed to suck today. No rain in the forecast!!
December 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My bf is so good at creating Santa magic for our daughter. He got up in the middle of the night to nibble up the cookies, spill a little milk, and scatter oats in the entryway for the reindeer. I didn’t grow up in a Santa household but he did and I love how excited he gets about sharing that.
December 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Me and my bestie had a legit grown up spa day the other day. I love spending time with her cuz I always learn something new. Like my girl loves the Pentatonix and I never knew that.
December 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
A Talkboy. I thought I was so cool. Oh, and one year my aunt and uncle gave me roller skates for Kwanzaa.
December 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I know they get them from Tijuana out here.
Did the government put fireworks in the hood like Reagan did crack? How do mfs got fireworks right now?
December 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
A night drive with Alex Isley in the background.
December 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Mine by Alex Isley
What's your most played song right now?
There’s no other topics y’all want to discuss?
December 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Pie Society in Costa Mesa.
Great unique cocktails. Also, Boilermakers with the beer in a paper bad.
Just read the phrase “high end dive bar” and I’m just
December 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m still very unsettled about Ashley’s hook nose ass running to Andre after she dumped Derek AND told Naomi she wouldn’t try to spin the block. #BeyondtheGates
December 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.

Who's coming to save you?
December 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
“Lil Kim was right.”
“Mariah Carey was right.”
Yes girl we know and we knew then.
December 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Ima do it. Ima start Pilates.
Clap for me.
December 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It’s always interesting when people have violent humor about their kids. I’m all for “Ima drop this kid off at her grandparents house and go outside” humor but some of this shit be disturbing as hell.
December 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My dad was the new tall lightskinned boy in school. Star varsity ball player. He used to give my mom and her friends joints. A Compton High love story.
Yall ever asked your parents how they met? What’s your origin story?
December 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
“Homegrown” by @deelasheeart.bsky.social feels like a hug.
December 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Yes I sure do walk my child to her line when I drop her off. Yes she can do it by herself. Yes I will be walking her to her line until EYE am ready to not do so.

Don’t be a weirdo.
December 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
My mom made tf outta enchiladas and tacos. My dad’s specialty was hearty pot roasts and potatoes.
So Black people, what was your favorite childhood meal at your parents cooked?

And please don't traumatize us today. I swear to God
December 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Why is there a Pass The Mic Love Edition concert on Valentines Day with Fabolous on the lineup?
December 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
We really are in a literacy crisis because if I ask for recommendations for a particular business in a particular area and specifically say that I want to exclude a particular type of business, why would you recommend the business that I said to exclude?
December 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Someone said Ashley could be a good character if they made her less male centered and they figured out what happened with that fake ultrasound and you know what…#BeyondTheGates
December 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Not a Secret Santa story. But annually my mom’s group does a party with a white elephant. My friend brought a 4lb sweet potato she grew from her home garden. My other friend pulled it and was pissed. “Who tf would bring a mf sweet potato?” First friend was mad at other friends response.
#BLACKSKY tell me the worst work Secret Santa gift you've received?

One year a girl who didn't like me pulled my name and I got a bottle of water 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
December 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Reposted by Danita it’s Christmas!
Did you know you can get Narcan for free from vending machines on the CTA or at Chicago Public Libraries?

Do you carry narcan???
December 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
We had winter last week, I guess.
December 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM