No resolutions. Just be better in ‘26
@spicynice.bsky.social
Brunch, Beer, Bourbon & Beyonce. Big Cancer energy, an emotional thug, if you will. ♋️☀️ ♓️🌝 ♏️🌅 ENFP Pronouns are she/her/gang
In the land of sunshine, palm trees, and that good🍃
In the land of sunshine, palm trees, and that good🍃
Did I ditch work for a triple IPA?
Lol and did.
Lol and did.
February 11, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Did I ditch work for a triple IPA?
Lol and did.
Lol and did.
Bluesky said HERE DAMN
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Bluesky said HERE DAMN
They called that country singer Toby cuz he’s using the name the white people gave him.
Sheesh.
Sheesh.
February 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
They called that country singer Toby cuz he’s using the name the white people gave him.
Sheesh.
Sheesh.
“Omg California is so awful I dont know how you can live there.”
Me: on the train after work.
Me: on the train after work.
February 6, 2026 at 1:28 AM
“Omg California is so awful I dont know how you can live there.”
Me: on the train after work.
Me: on the train after work.
People keep asking for Pharrell’s skin care routine but we need to be asking about Raphael Saadiq’s.
February 3, 2026 at 8:31 PM
People keep asking for Pharrell’s skin care routine but we need to be asking about Raphael Saadiq’s.
When they get that lil salt n pepper in their beard.
In honor of the 2nd day of Black History Month, what is your favorite NON laborious thing about black men?
February 2, 2026 at 10:33 PM
When they get that lil salt n pepper in their beard.
Robert Barisford Brown owes me nothin.
February 1, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Robert Barisford Brown owes me nothin.
They had me outside drinking Hennessy!!!!
February 1, 2026 at 10:53 AM
They had me outside drinking Hennessy!!!!
Stepped outside…
January 31, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Stepped outside…
Fresh set…
January 31, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Fresh set…
January 31, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Lol this is my ex. I was bro if gang ever messes up IT STILL WONT BE YOU. Please go thrive.
There is ALWAYS a nigga waitin in the wings for your lady. Don’t fuck up and have her giving access cuz it’ll be your own fault.
January 28, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Lol this is my ex. I was bro if gang ever messes up IT STILL WONT BE YOU. Please go thrive.
The guy that thinks he’s the manager but isn’t the manager got handled on our call by the actual manager. Hello Monday!
January 26, 2026 at 6:18 PM
The guy that thinks he’s the manager but isn’t the manager got handled on our call by the actual manager. Hello Monday!
So Cardi baby daddy and Seattle in the Super Bowl?
a woman with curly hair says let me ask you something on a bet advertisement
Alt: a woman with curly hair says let me ask you something on a bet advertisement
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January 26, 2026 at 2:55 AM
So Cardi baby daddy and Seattle in the Super Bowl?
10am call ghosted me. I love this for me. Didn’t want that damn call anyway.
January 23, 2026 at 6:36 PM
10am call ghosted me. I love this for me. Didn’t want that damn call anyway.
Precious and valuable
Do y’all know what your name means?
January 23, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Precious and valuable
We had a work function. My coworker asked for the lager on tap.
Bartender: I have a Pilsner not a lager.
Coworker: 😕🫤 ok I’ll take it
It was Smog City Lil Bo Pils which is a Czech style lager.
Bartender: I have a Pilsner not a lager.
Coworker: 😕🫤 ok I’ll take it
It was Smog City Lil Bo Pils which is a Czech style lager.
January 23, 2026 at 5:53 AM
We had a work function. My coworker asked for the lager on tap.
Bartender: I have a Pilsner not a lager.
Coworker: 😕🫤 ok I’ll take it
It was Smog City Lil Bo Pils which is a Czech style lager.
Bartender: I have a Pilsner not a lager.
Coworker: 😕🫤 ok I’ll take it
It was Smog City Lil Bo Pils which is a Czech style lager.
Anyway. When men back in to parking spaces seamlessly it does something to me. I rode in the company car with a man from Egypt and he backed in to the parking spot. Now I’m sitting here making googly eyes at him.
January 22, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Anyway. When men back in to parking spaces seamlessly it does something to me. I rode in the company car with a man from Egypt and he backed in to the parking spot. Now I’m sitting here making googly eyes at him.
East side
What side yall from ? Don’t need the city just tell me your side
January 22, 2026 at 8:35 PM
East side
This is why I’ve had a job since I was 15.
Men love trying to use money as a tool of control
niggas dead ass think that if they’re spending their hard earned money on you & keeping you that they can do whatever they want.
and THAT is one of the reasons why women are allowed to have bank accounts & their own money.
and THAT is one of the reasons why women are allowed to have bank accounts & their own money.
January 22, 2026 at 5:28 PM
This is why I’ve had a job since I was 15.
There is a black (the b is lower case purposely) dad at the school that refuses to look in the direction of me and my partner. Speaks to every parent but us. Yes, his wife is.
He goes to an Asian mom and says to her kid “grapes today?” Like you don’t wanna talk to the other Black parents that bad?
He goes to an Asian mom and says to her kid “grapes today?” Like you don’t wanna talk to the other Black parents that bad?
a raccoon is behind a chain link fence looking at something
Alt: a raccoon is behind a chain link fence looking at something
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January 22, 2026 at 5:26 PM
There is a black (the b is lower case purposely) dad at the school that refuses to look in the direction of me and my partner. Speaks to every parent but us. Yes, his wife is.
He goes to an Asian mom and says to her kid “grapes today?” Like you don’t wanna talk to the other Black parents that bad?
He goes to an Asian mom and says to her kid “grapes today?” Like you don’t wanna talk to the other Black parents that bad?
I worked with a guy that bragged about how much PTO he had. I was like baby that ain’t a flex sit down somewhere.
3. What is something that people take pride in, but shouldn't?
January 22, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I worked with a guy that bragged about how much PTO he had. I was like baby that ain’t a flex sit down somewhere.
Everyone on Threads is raving about warm water with lemon to get things moving.
I should introduce them to the real OG of movement. Milk Thistle.
I should introduce them to the real OG of movement. Milk Thistle.
January 21, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Everyone on Threads is raving about warm water with lemon to get things moving.
I should introduce them to the real OG of movement. Milk Thistle.
I should introduce them to the real OG of movement. Milk Thistle.