Nicole Symmonds, PhD
@spicyethicsprof.bsky.social
Christian Ethics & Women Gender Sexuality Prof-Sartorial Scholar-Pop Culture Enthusiast-Couch Potato Commentator-Funny girl, Soca Lover, Cerebral Carnivalist 🇯🇲
FAMU 🐍 Emory 🦅
*Don’t need no holleration in my DMs*
FAMU 🐍 Emory 🦅
*Don’t need no holleration in my DMs*
I am finishing off my penultimate Christmas tree cake from my favorite Winter Park restaurant The Glass Knife. This grown up version of the Little Debbie cake is so deeply satisfying. 🤤
December 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I am finishing off my penultimate Christmas tree cake from my favorite Winter Park restaurant The Glass Knife. This grown up version of the Little Debbie cake is so deeply satisfying. 🤤
Last thing I’ll say it’s like everyone came on this flight to sneeze and cough. I hate humans right now. Woosah 💆🏾♀️
December 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Last thing I’ll say it’s like everyone came on this flight to sneeze and cough. I hate humans right now. Woosah 💆🏾♀️
Everyone else, don’t mind me. I’m just a sleep-deprived youngest child shouldering elder child considerations and responsibility and I honestly have no time for other people’s foolishness. I should return to myself in about 48 hours
December 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Everyone else, don’t mind me. I’m just a sleep-deprived youngest child shouldering elder child considerations and responsibility and I honestly have no time for other people’s foolishness. I should return to myself in about 48 hours
Couples and families who fly together, why come y’all don’t get your seats together and you ask single people to move seats for your convenience? If you really cared about sitting next to each buy the tickets together next to each other. I’ve been running into this issue so much while flying…
December 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Couples and families who fly together, why come y’all don’t get your seats together and you ask single people to move seats for your convenience? If you really cared about sitting next to each buy the tickets together next to each other. I’ve been running into this issue so much while flying…
This list reminds me why I strongly dislike the idea and very thing of “faith influencers.” First let me get out of the way that I think the list is kind of slop-ish. For Erika Kirk to be on it told me all I needed to know. The bar is so low when it comes to influencers and followers.
Amid 'rage-bait' posts and AI slop, these faith-based influencers found real audiences in 2025
(RNS) — From Erika Kirk to Ms. Rachel, these influencers brought their faith to our algorithms this year.
religionnews.com
December 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
This list reminds me why I strongly dislike the idea and very thing of “faith influencers.” First let me get out of the way that I think the list is kind of slop-ish. For Erika Kirk to be on it told me all I needed to know. The bar is so low when it comes to influencers and followers.
I think Imma rewatch Industry ahead of the S4 premiere so I can halfway understand what the hell is going on instead of what I actually watch it for
a close up of a woman 's face with hbo written on the bottom
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with hbo written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I think Imma rewatch Industry ahead of the S4 premiere so I can halfway understand what the hell is going on instead of what I actually watch it for
I was scrolling to find something for my parents and I to watch when Sister Act popped up and my dad says, “That’s my girlfriend, I remember that movie.” On this trip I’ve learned that while my mom watches The View for the news views, my dad watches it to view his “girlfren, Whoopi Goldberg” 😂
December 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I was scrolling to find something for my parents and I to watch when Sister Act popped up and my dad says, “That’s my girlfriend, I remember that movie.” On this trip I’ve learned that while my mom watches The View for the news views, my dad watches it to view his “girlfren, Whoopi Goldberg” 😂
I know it’s a GIF but it’s still accurate. 😂
December 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I know it’s a GIF but it’s still accurate. 😂
What is your favorite part of an English muffin, top or bottom?
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
What is your favorite part of an English muffin, top or bottom?
The thing about having a birthday during the liminal space period between Christmas and New Year’s Day is it feels like any good ideas for change you have in mind really can’t be instituted until January 1, so I’m just gonna remain on my bullshit until then. 😂
December 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The thing about having a birthday during the liminal space period between Christmas and New Year’s Day is it feels like any good ideas for change you have in mind really can’t be instituted until January 1, so I’m just gonna remain on my bullshit until then. 😂
Today is my 45th birthday which means I’m that much closer to have less fucks to give. With that being the case let me say, nothing makes me more homicidal than people who don’t know how to not make noises while chewing, drinking, breathing, randomly tasting air…Stop it and keep your mouth closed!
December 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Today is my 45th birthday which means I’m that much closer to have less fucks to give. With that being the case let me say, nothing makes me more homicidal than people who don’t know how to not make noises while chewing, drinking, breathing, randomly tasting air…Stop it and keep your mouth closed!
Finally got a chance to see the Anthony Joshua v Jake Paul fight and my my my. AJ is a beautiful man. I don’t like boxing but I would watch the fight again just to see him.
December 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Finally got a chance to see the Anthony Joshua v Jake Paul fight and my my my. AJ is a beautiful man. I don’t like boxing but I would watch the fight again just to see him.
In 2026 let’s wrap this AI photo shit up because I could not believe the amount of AI-generated Christmas photos I saw yesterday. Why? Be for real, you really want to look back at a fake image of yourself sitting in front of a 100-foot 24k gold tree in your palace in Poughkeepsie?
December 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
In 2026 let’s wrap this AI photo shit up because I could not believe the amount of AI-generated Christmas photos I saw yesterday. Why? Be for real, you really want to look back at a fake image of yourself sitting in front of a 100-foot 24k gold tree in your palace in Poughkeepsie?
The only satisfying thing about wrapping is when the scissors glide through the wrapping paper.
a black and white photo of a man with a beard looking at the camera .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man with a beard looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The only satisfying thing about wrapping is when the scissors glide through the wrapping paper.
How y’all Skeeters doing this Christmas Eve on a scale of 1-10?
December 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
How y’all Skeeters doing this Christmas Eve on a scale of 1-10?
I need Trek to get off my algorithm if they ain’t gonna show me the bikes under $2k. I am not in the market for a $4k road bike, GTFOH!
December 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I need Trek to get off my algorithm if they ain’t gonna show me the bikes under $2k. I am not in the market for a $4k road bike, GTFOH!
Fuck Donald Trump. I hope he has a miserable Christmas in which the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future visit him to let him know he’s a prick in every lifetime and will burn in hell.
December 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Fuck Donald Trump. I hope he has a miserable Christmas in which the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future visit him to let him know he’s a prick in every lifetime and will burn in hell.
And part of my frustration is for years I’ve told my parents to streamline and start throwing away what they don’t use and don’t buy anything else that is not immediately useful. Now here that are with a bunch of shit around the house and I have to be the bad guy and rip off bandaids.
December 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
And part of my frustration is for years I’ve told my parents to streamline and start throwing away what they don’t use and don’t buy anything else that is not immediately useful. Now here that are with a bunch of shit around the house and I have to be the bad guy and rip off bandaids.
Nothing like yelling at your dad first thing in the morning. It was a yell partially because he’s hard of hearing but partially because he’s stubborn and though he is getting older one thing remains, he’s a man and he wants things his way.
December 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Nothing like yelling at your dad first thing in the morning. It was a yell partially because he’s hard of hearing but partially because he’s stubborn and though he is getting older one thing remains, he’s a man and he wants things his way.
Also I am already tired of this show. Five seasons later, the premise is tired and Emily has entirely too much privilege to roam the cabin without reading the room. #emilyinparis
December 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Also I am already tired of this show. Five seasons later, the premise is tired and Emily has entirely too much privilege to roam the cabin without reading the room. #emilyinparis
Only because I’m friends with @sirbrandonthomas.com do I know exactly what breed of dog this truffle hunting on Emily in Paris S4E1. But Eubie is way cuter with more personality.
December 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Only because I’m friends with @sirbrandonthomas.com do I know exactly what breed of dog this truffle hunting on Emily in Paris S4E1. But Eubie is way cuter with more personality.
Nicki Minaj is the donkey of the year. What an embarrassment of a human being. Whole catalog and legacy she might have left as one of the GOATs is obliterated. Enjoy the lowlife, sis, and the fact that all these people are very much referring to you with the hard “R” behind closed doors.
December 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Nicki Minaj is the donkey of the year. What an embarrassment of a human being. Whole catalog and legacy she might have left as one of the GOATs is obliterated. Enjoy the lowlife, sis, and the fact that all these people are very much referring to you with the hard “R” behind closed doors.
“Young, dumb, and full of Christ.” Wake Up Dead Man has already got me!
December 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“Young, dumb, and full of Christ.” Wake Up Dead Man has already got me!
And speaking of laughing, since my parents and I watched Kevin Harts special during Thanksgiving, I’m gonna watch Dave Chappelle’s latest with them not because I have any allegiance to Chappelle but because I have an allegiance to mom and dad laughing and seeing them laugh does my soul good.
December 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
And speaking of laughing, since my parents and I watched Kevin Harts special during Thanksgiving, I’m gonna watch Dave Chappelle’s latest with them not because I have any allegiance to Chappelle but because I have an allegiance to mom and dad laughing and seeing them laugh does my soul good.
Made it home & found out my dad has a situation with blood in his eye & can’t see out of it. Yet he’s still in the garage fixing things with 1 good eye. He comes back in the house & sees my mom & I standing there & looks at us. My mom asks, “Can you see us?” and they both crack up laughing.
December 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Made it home & found out my dad has a situation with blood in his eye & can’t see out of it. Yet he’s still in the garage fixing things with 1 good eye. He comes back in the house & sees my mom & I standing there & looks at us. My mom asks, “Can you see us?” and they both crack up laughing.