Trish Una
@spiceupurlife.bsky.social
...Yes.
Guess it’s only fair I tell you since I already know yours, huh?
What kind of experience did you have!?
August 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
...Yes.
What kind of experience did you have!?
Listen… 🤌🤌 You wouldn’t get it. You had a different experience.
As like, a joke!
August 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
What kind of experience did you have!?
As like, a joke!
You brought it up!
Who else thinks hard about the birth of their stands?!
August 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
As like, a joke!
Hmph..that's what I thought!
What? I’m being honest. Luckily we’re still here to protect you.
Hey!!
August 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Hmph..that's what I thought!
Who else thinks hard about the birth of their stands?!
… You’re so mean!
Boy, did that make you think hard.
August 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Who else thinks hard about the birth of their stands?!
Hey!!
Yeah, well you’ve made some pretty big ones so far so I don’t think there will be any room left for something smaller.
Just making sure you're ready! I can't suffer any small lapses of judgment.
August 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Hey!!
Boy, did that make you think hard.
I’m not the one who said it in the first place! And anyway, guys don’t give birth! That… doesn’t even make sense. Not for me anyway. I don’t think. My stands didn’t appear that way!!!!!
Still think you're a DILF?
August 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Boy, did that make you think hard.
Just making sure you're ready! I can't suffer any small lapses of judgment.
*sighs. tch* Of course I’m close! I work for Giorno, remember?
Oh. No, nothing yet. But I need you close enough just in case something does! Which is likely!
August 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Just making sure you're ready! I can't suffer any small lapses of judgment.
Still think you're a DILF?
*staring, horrified. speechless.*
Oh yes, I forgot you birthed them yourself.
August 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Still think you're a DILF?
Oh. No, nothing yet. But I need you close enough just in case something does! Which is likely!
That’s what I said! You DO need a lawyer, but did something happen yet? If anything happened I need to know! If not, just tell me when something does—and tell me right away, we can’t let it get any worse than it already is.
Are you kidding me? You think my public life isn't chaotic after the old man got whacked?
August 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Oh. No, nothing yet. But I need you close enough just in case something does! Which is likely!
Oh yes, I forgot you birthed them yourself.
My Pistols! I’m saying my Pistols! Just, don’t talk about them like that, they’re their own entities, but still!!
That's not what I mean, you know!
August 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Oh yes, I forgot you birthed them yourself.
Are you kidding me? You think my public life isn't chaotic after the old man got whacked?
What do you need a lawyer for? I mean, you do, but what for specifically?
Good. I need one.
August 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Are you kidding me? You think my public life isn't chaotic after the old man got whacked?
That's not what I mean, you know!
Man I mean, in a way I guess yeah. Like, my guys, you know.
You have kids?!
August 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
That's not what I mean, you know!
Good. I need one.
I decided I’m not cut out for this. I’m going to be a lawyer.
August 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Good. I need one.
You have kids?!
DILF? I’m not that old, am I?
August 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
You have kids?!
[suddenly taking out an acqua di gio cologne and handing it to him.]
I DON’T STINK! I thought we agreed on this!
STINKY.
May 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
[suddenly taking out an acqua di gio cologne and handing it to him.]
[IGNORING HIM!]
S e e what I mean!
Hush! Don't go saying all of that out loud!
May 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
[IGNORING HIM!]
The sun is a star, you dingbat.
Think you can also send my picture to NASA? I think they need a close up picture of the sun, AKA me.
It's about time everyone knew.
May 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The sun is a star, you dingbat.
Good point... Though a little difficult for other people. Especially men.
No, not completely wrong. But you can make it less miserable. Thinking about yourself and not what others are thinking about is one way to start.
Of course I do. I'm not wrong.
April 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Good point... Though a little difficult for other people. Especially men.
It's about time everyone knew.
Ya know what? Fair. Damn right yer a star!
A star doesn't buy her own place. A star will be graced with her name naturally. Besides, I'm already a star.
April 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
It's about time everyone knew.
[he will be in a home... of sorts.]
She will put me to rest if she saw this and then put me in a home
April 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
[he will be in a home... of sorts.]
A star doesn't buy her own place. A star will be graced with her name naturally. Besides, I'm already a star.
Should've bought a star and named it after yourself.
I sent my selfies to NASA, because I'm a star.
April 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
A star doesn't buy her own place. A star will be graced with her name naturally. Besides, I'm already a star.
Hush! Don't go saying all of that out loud!
In the gang. Everyone knows we got here protecting you, the boss’s daughter.
What! Where!?
April 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Hush! Don't go saying all of that out loud!