Spencer Hakimian
@spencerhakimian1.bsky.social
Founder of Tolou Capital Management. Global macro, market neutral, risk optimization. Aiming for positive real returns in all climates. Not investment advice.
Ever since Liberation Day, inflation has ONLY gone up.
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Ever since Liberation Day, inflation has ONLY gone up.
BREAKING: Meta is COLLAPSING after reporting earnings.
Is the bubble finally bursting?
Is the bubble finally bursting?
October 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
BREAKING: Meta is COLLAPSING after reporting earnings.
Is the bubble finally bursting?
Is the bubble finally bursting?
JPMorgan is considering firing employees in New York to hire employees in India.
October 26, 2025 at 6:39 AM
JPMorgan is considering firing employees in New York to hire employees in India.
BREAKING: Canada’s ad TRASHING Donald Trump’s tariffs just aired on Game 1 of the WORLD SERIES.
Trump will be FURIOUS.
Trump will be FURIOUS.
October 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
BREAKING: Canada’s ad TRASHING Donald Trump’s tariffs just aired on Game 1 of the WORLD SERIES.
Trump will be FURIOUS.
Trump will be FURIOUS.
$500 billion dollars of annual trade is being paused because of a $75,000 commercial?
October 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM
$500 billion dollars of annual trade is being paused because of a $75,000 commercial?
Speedrunning bankruptcy.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
October 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Speedrunning bankruptcy.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
BREAKING: The United States just crossed $38,000,000,000,000 in national debt.
It was $36,000,000,000,000 on January 1st.
What happened to DOGE?
It was $36,000,000,000,000 on January 1st.
What happened to DOGE?
October 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
BREAKING: The United States just crossed $38,000,000,000,000 in national debt.
It was $36,000,000,000,000 on January 1st.
What happened to DOGE?
It was $36,000,000,000,000 on January 1st.
What happened to DOGE?
We are $40,000,000,000,000 in debt.
October 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
We are $40,000,000,000,000 in debt.
BREAKING: Major clashes between police and protestors in Chicago.
October 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
BREAKING: Major clashes between police and protestors in Chicago.
2028 Presidential Poll (Emerson):
🔴 JD Vance: 46%
🔵 Gavin Newsom: 45%
🔴 JD Vance: 46%
🔵 Gavin Newsom: 45%
October 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
2028 Presidential Poll (Emerson):
🔴 JD Vance: 46%
🔵 Gavin Newsom: 45%
🔴 JD Vance: 46%
🔵 Gavin Newsom: 45%
Newsmax: Does the administration have a healthcare plan?
JD Vance: We do have a plan, actually ... to pretend we can fix such a complicated system…
JD Vance: We do have a plan, actually ... to pretend we can fix such a complicated system…
October 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Newsmax: Does the administration have a healthcare plan?
JD Vance: We do have a plan, actually ... to pretend we can fix such a complicated system…
JD Vance: We do have a plan, actually ... to pretend we can fix such a complicated system…
BREAKING: Trump is hosting a $1,000,000 per person fundraiser at Mar a Lago.
This comes on the 17th day of the government shutdown.
This comes on the 17th day of the government shutdown.
October 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
BREAKING: Trump is hosting a $1,000,000 per person fundraiser at Mar a Lago.
This comes on the 17th day of the government shutdown.
This comes on the 17th day of the government shutdown.
The New York Post front page today.
Sensationalist?
Sensationalist?
October 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The New York Post front page today.
Sensationalist?
Sensationalist?
Jeffries: "You've got Karoline Leavitt, who's sick, she's out of control. And I'm not sure if she's just demented, ignorant, a stone cold liar, or all of the above.
October 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Jeffries: "You've got Karoline Leavitt, who's sick, she's out of control. And I'm not sure if she's just demented, ignorant, a stone cold liar, or all of the above.
Zohran Mamdani criticizes Andrew Cuomo for never visiting a mosque as Governor:
October 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Zohran Mamdani criticizes Andrew Cuomo for never visiting a mosque as Governor:
Why is Trump doing nothing to fix this?
October 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Why is Trump doing nothing to fix this?
Airlines for America President: I don't care what political party you're from. If you're in the world of airlines and transportation, nobody wants the Biden administration back.
October 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Airlines for America President: I don't care what political party you're from. If you're in the world of airlines and transportation, nobody wants the Biden administration back.
Jeffries: "Adelita Grijalva has not been sworn in because Mike Johnson wants to continue hiding the Epstein Files.”
October 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Jeffries: "Adelita Grijalva has not been sworn in because Mike Johnson wants to continue hiding the Epstein Files.”
Something is wrong in America.
October 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Something is wrong in America.
BREAKING: John Bolton arrives at court to surrender.
October 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
BREAKING: John Bolton arrives at court to surrender.
Is this fair to you?
October 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Is this fair to you?
Darcarlos Brown Jr, the man who murdered Iryna Zarutska, in cold-blood in Charlotte just had his death penalty court hearing pushed back.
October 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Darcarlos Brown Jr, the man who murdered Iryna Zarutska, in cold-blood in Charlotte just had his death penalty court hearing pushed back.
Trump boasts that the government shutdown gives him 'the right to cut programs that Republicans never wanted,' like 'welfare programs'.
October 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Trump boasts that the government shutdown gives him 'the right to cut programs that Republicans never wanted,' like 'welfare programs'.
Fox Business: If you put that 100% tariff on top of what's in place already, you'd have a 157% tariff on China. What is that gonna do to the economy?
Trump: It's not sustainable.
Trump: It's not sustainable.
October 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Fox Business: If you put that 100% tariff on top of what's in place already, you'd have a 157% tariff on China. What is that gonna do to the economy?
Trump: It's not sustainable.
Trump: It's not sustainable.
October 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM