Checked off multiple long overdue tasks, shipped the kids off to auntie's, had dinner with my wife and my wife only, not a baaaaaaad Wednesday for this guy.
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Checked off multiple long overdue tasks, shipped the kids off to auntie's, had dinner with my wife and my wife only, not a baaaaaaad Wednesday for this guy.
Can someone explain to me why/how a holiday for a bank impacts transaction timelines?
Is the software that processes these transactions also taking the day off?
Is the software that processes these transactions also taking the day off?
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Can someone explain to me why/how a holiday for a bank impacts transaction timelines?
Is the software that processes these transactions also taking the day off?
Is the software that processes these transactions also taking the day off?
Drinking from my "Best Dad Ever" mug while wearing my "Cool Dad" crew neck. My coworkers probably think I'm so arrogant about my fatherhood.
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Drinking from my "Best Dad Ever" mug while wearing my "Cool Dad" crew neck. My coworkers probably think I'm so arrogant about my fatherhood.
Giving the kids extra TV time because I know that once it shuts off they're gonna make me go play in the snow and fuck that shit
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Giving the kids extra TV time because I know that once it shuts off they're gonna make me go play in the snow and fuck that shit
Happy Saturday to those also making pancakes
November 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Happy Saturday to those also making pancakes
Turning on the game and seeing Ottawa scored FIRST?! In this economy?!?
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Turning on the game and seeing Ottawa scored FIRST?! In this economy?!?
After a helluva day one of daylight savings I was just reminded, when looking outside, that it's the most depressing time of the year. Cool. Great. Solid. Hope the farmers are happy with their clock changes or whatever the dumb ass reason is why we do this.
November 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
After a helluva day one of daylight savings I was just reminded, when looking outside, that it's the most depressing time of the year. Cool. Great. Solid. Hope the farmers are happy with their clock changes or whatever the dumb ass reason is why we do this.
Good morning to everyone except the Dodgers, their fans, and people who could but choose not to do something about the dumbest thing in the world (daylight savings).
November 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Good morning to everyone except the Dodgers, their fans, and people who could but choose not to do something about the dumbest thing in the world (daylight savings).
You know this is crazy when I'm opting for baseball over Sens/Habs. Haven't looked, don't even know the score.
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
You know this is crazy when I'm opting for baseball over Sens/Habs. Haven't looked, don't even know the score.
The silver lining for me and me alone is that I fell asleep on the couch in the 7th inning which means if the Jays had closed it out, I, personally, would not have witnessed it. So thanks for losing? I guess? I don't mean this. But you know what I mean.
November 1, 2025 at 11:13 AM
The silver lining for me and me alone is that I fell asleep on the couch in the 7th inning which means if the Jays had closed it out, I, personally, would not have witnessed it. So thanks for losing? I guess? I don't mean this. But you know what I mean.
Neighbourhood streets are safe, don't worry everyone
October 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Neighbourhood streets are safe, don't worry everyone
Genuinely, the fact that the Sportsnet East broadcast is Boston vs Buffalo? Hysterical.
Locations of the teams I can watch from my home in ONTARIO, Canada tonight:
Edmonton, Alberta
New York, New York
Buffalo, New York
Boston, Massachusetts
But I cannot watch the team from Ottawa, ONTARIO.
Edmonton, Alberta
New York, New York
Buffalo, New York
Boston, Massachusetts
But I cannot watch the team from Ottawa, ONTARIO.
a man in a suit and tie says are you making any sense of this snl
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says are you making any sense of this snl
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October 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Genuinely, the fact that the Sportsnet East broadcast is Boston vs Buffalo? Hysterical.
Locations of the teams I can watch from my home in ONTARIO, Canada tonight:
Edmonton, Alberta
New York, New York
Buffalo, New York
Boston, Massachusetts
But I cannot watch the team from Ottawa, ONTARIO.
Edmonton, Alberta
New York, New York
Buffalo, New York
Boston, Massachusetts
But I cannot watch the team from Ottawa, ONTARIO.
a man in a suit and tie says are you making any sense of this snl
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says are you making any sense of this snl
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Locations of the teams I can watch from my home in ONTARIO, Canada tonight:
Edmonton, Alberta
New York, New York
Buffalo, New York
Boston, Massachusetts
But I cannot watch the team from Ottawa, ONTARIO.
Edmonton, Alberta
New York, New York
Buffalo, New York
Boston, Massachusetts
But I cannot watch the team from Ottawa, ONTARIO.
Gotta say, love when the Sens broadcasts are on Prime.
October 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Gotta say, love when the Sens broadcasts are on Prime.
Me, about fighting in hockey: it's kinda dumb, we don't really need it
Me, when Ullmark skated down the ice, tossed his stick and blocker:
Me, when Ullmark skated down the ice, tossed his stick and blocker:
a little girl in a pink sweater is dancing with her arms in the air .
ALT: a little girl in a pink sweater is dancing with her arms in the air .
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October 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Me, about fighting in hockey: it's kinda dumb, we don't really need it
Me, when Ullmark skated down the ice, tossed his stick and blocker:
Me, when Ullmark skated down the ice, tossed his stick and blocker:
Linus Ullmark, certified bad boy
October 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Linus Ullmark, certified bad boy
As I was saying
1LW Nick Cousins, juuuuuuust like we all had it drawn up in preseason.
October 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
As I was saying
The father of one of our neighbours is a loud car guy. And you might be saying to yourself, no worries it's getting cold so his loud car will go away for the winter. Turns out he also drives... a loud F150.
October 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The father of one of our neighbours is a loud car guy. And you might be saying to yourself, no worries it's getting cold so his loud car will go away for the winter. Turns out he also drives... a loud F150.
Many of these businesses did the normal thing and gave out candy. Jen & Larry's Ice Cream Shop though? They went all out 😏
October 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Many of these businesses did the normal thing and gave out candy. Jen & Larry's Ice Cream Shop though? They went all out 😏
1LW Nick Cousins, juuuuuuust like we all had it drawn up in preseason.
October 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
1LW Nick Cousins, juuuuuuust like we all had it drawn up in preseason.
The kid who is "too old" for naps is sick and napping. The kid who "absolutely still needs to nap or else she's a tyrant by 5pm" won't nap.
a man with his eyes closed says it 's fine , im fine , everything is fine
ALT: a man with his eyes closed says it 's fine , im fine , everything is fine
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October 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The kid who is "too old" for naps is sick and napping. The kid who "absolutely still needs to nap or else she's a tyrant by 5pm" won't nap.
Downtown Stratford businesses are hosting a Saturday afternoon trick or treating event for kids. I'm gonna get so many coffee crisps.
October 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Downtown Stratford businesses are hosting a Saturday afternoon trick or treating event for kids. I'm gonna get so many coffee crisps.
Of course Ovi scored 899 the game before he plays Ottawa. Of course.
October 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Of course Ovi scored 899 the game before he plays Ottawa. Of course.
It's almost halloween which means it's the time of year when I devour the world's greatest chocolate bar non-stop for two weeks. Bless up.
October 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It's almost halloween which means it's the time of year when I devour the world's greatest chocolate bar non-stop for two weeks. Bless up.
A Timmy GWG feels like the move, imo
October 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
A Timmy GWG feels like the move, imo