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I don't care how small the room is, I'll use Hyperbeam

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I don't care how small the room is, I'll use Hyperbeam @speciescake.bsky.social · Aug 18

New writing commission type opened on my end! All info on the FA link!

www.fxfuraffinity.net/view/61981578/

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Russell

@foxboi001.bsky.social

Truly do pity the poor buffet businesses that have to endure the appetites of @silverblitz.bsky.social and @vessy122.bsky.social. Sending my prayers to their inventory.

November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM

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DeltaDjinn

@deltadjinn.bsky.social

Um...

November 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM

I don't care how small the room is, I'll use Hyperbeam

@speciescake.bsky.social

punished for the crime of leaving bed

November 19, 2025 at 8:23 AM

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ChocoTyph🔞

@chocotyph.bsky.social

Rock n Roll big Zigzag.
ft. @starkuma.bsky.social's character Gizmo
#Pokemon #GalarianZigzagoon #Zigzagoon

November 19, 2025 at 7:56 AM

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AstroZone

@astrozone.bsky.social

An overfed Ivy is a strong character. Too strong for the zipline even.

November 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM

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>:]~

@geckomania.bsky.social

Rich, buddy, you gotta stop ordering so much food for the morning meetings. Redd only eats the pizza!!

October 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM

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Eibel 🔜 MFF

@eibel.bsky.social

turning you into a clay statue for *just* a little bit so i can add more clay and mold you into a blob before turning you back. you won’t even know where all the weight came from, but you’re suddenly very hungry…

November 19, 2025 at 5:54 AM

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Mal

@squeaky.monster

When in doubt, 20 minute speed typhlosion before work

A closeup of a very smug looking rubber typhlosion posing cutely with their paw under their chin

November 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM

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sheepy 🦭🐏🐺

@slobsheep.bsky.social

"hufff.... sure, that fatass is in the lead now, but i- *hwWOUrp* -think i'm gaining on him, huff"

part 2 of my gift to @koffeshop.bsky.social featuring their (incredibly obese) boy Koffee

Digital art of two anthro caprines beached under their own bulk. On the left, the taller goat is grinning down at his rival through a belch, making space in his refrigerator-sized gut for more. Completely pinned by his own mass, he is reaching up to activate a pump with one doughy hand while the other shoves a tube into his competitor. On the right, the smaller ram has his head half-buried under the goat's moob, dutifully chugging from the tube. While still significantly smaller than his rival, he's certainly looking like he's not far from being even more buried in his own lard.

November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM

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Obeastity

@wyrmbytes.bsky.social

i think it'd be hot to see alto biting someone. drawing blood. a lot of it

November 19, 2025 at 5:25 AM

I don't care how small the room is, I'll use Hyperbeam

@speciescake.bsky.social

got no sleep at all from the fever

November 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM

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Official Ton'a Pup

@canispembroke.bsky.social

Uhoh! Should've watched out for dangerous fields of spores!
[ #fatfur, #inflation ]

my corgi pale inflating in a field of mushrooms due to spore inflation

pale, now MUCH larger, sprouting shrooms as she swells

November 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM

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@speciescake.bsky.social

violently tearing into a plushie until theres polyfill everywhere...

November 19, 2025 at 5:06 AM

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Shiny the Wark 🔞 (comms open)

@shinywark.bsky.social

Commission for Kinachi

November 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM

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@speciescake.bsky.social

Honestly I should talk about how Mallory collects magical artifacts more often. There's so much shit all that stuff can do, and it should be utilized. >:3

November 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM

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Oliver

@dubiousdevil.bsky.social

If you find yourself wanting to play a strange, funny, scary, beautiful ttrpg game with your group, I wholly and entirely recommend TA. It's changed my life!

hauntedtable.itch.io/triangle-age...