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Andy Keetch
@specialnoodles.bsky.social
A large goon
I have misophonia, I know I am sensitive to sounds. It's my issue. However, there is a man at breakfast in the hotel restaurant who appears to have just been gifted a mouth and isn't sure how it works
April 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
What in the 80s nonsense is this?!
April 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The addition of the postcode makes this feel like the tagger is making a real point
March 31, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Fairly sure that 'move fast and break things' was meant to be about the like button or getting something wrong with image uploading, not the USAID program designed to stop preventable deaths
February 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Um, so America is fucked huh?
February 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Random chat with pals has made me doubt what "normal" thumbs look like. Is my thumb weird? Get your thumbs out everyone.
February 14, 2025 at 11:49 AM
We are out drinking for my birthday, I fashioned a ring for rah, she made one for herself but which one is better?
February 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Saw a tiktok this morning, a reading of a poem about dogs and I've been crying on and off all day about. The line "knowing you would stop time for them if you could" just ruined me. Apparently I am not over the loss of Lola, the best dog there ever was
February 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Monie Love's rap on 'doin our own dang' is excellent, smooth with a sick flow

#downwiththekids
February 5, 2025 at 8:13 AM
It's a gorgeous misty, pink sky of a morning, perfect for 1000s of terrible phone photos from the train
February 3, 2025 at 7:13 AM
My god, I know the London property market was brutal but this seems cruel
January 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Modern ̶l̶i̶f̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ trains are rubbish
January 21, 2025 at 7:12 AM
The top shelf of my fridge is weird AF. Is yours? #whatsonyourtopshelf?
December 4, 2024 at 8:28 PM
In 2009, when Twitter was good, I ran 'brighton twestival' with a bunch of brilliant mates. We organised a series of mega fun, money raising events. I am bringing in back for 2025. It needs a new name and it needs you. Get on board.
November 24, 2024 at 2:25 PM
"ideas are bulletproof"
September 29, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Greater London has a bigger population than the smallest 10 states in America combined.
The fact that those states all have the same power as say Texas or California makes my brain feel weird.
September 24, 2023 at 4:55 AM
In Japan. It is hot AF. It's a 3 t-shirt day. And very little here fits me.
September 12, 2023 at 7:23 AM
Still not sure about this
August 19, 2023 at 5:34 PM