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Edgelords now gonna be putting crushed up Tylenol in their maga headbands as they lead their “worship” bands
September 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Edgelords now gonna be putting crushed up Tylenol in their maga headbands as they lead their “worship” bands
Whenever the characters in Black Mirror watch their version of Black Mirror, I’m pretty sure it’s us.
September 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Whenever the characters in Black Mirror watch their version of Black Mirror, I’m pretty sure it’s us.
Pickleball is not a sport. It is an annoying and intrusive habit.
September 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Pickleball is not a sport. It is an annoying and intrusive habit.
Happy Opening Day Everyone!
March 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Happy Opening Day Everyone!
Jeffrey Goldberg was the most qualified person on the signal chat.
March 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Jeffrey Goldberg was the most qualified person on the signal chat.
I always thought that the Confederate States of America would be a bad idea.
March 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I always thought that the Confederate States of America would be a bad idea.
Our VA Hospital system should be the best hospital system in the world.
March 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Our VA Hospital system should be the best hospital system in the world.
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I have decided to cancel my show at The Kennedy Center on May 11, 2025 and move it to The Anthem.
February 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I have decided to cancel my show at The Kennedy Center on May 11, 2025 and move it to The Anthem.
We’re living in the alt version of the Sound of Music that the Von Trapps stayed.
February 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
We’re living in the alt version of the Sound of Music that the Von Trapps stayed.
I think I’m just now realizing that Oscar the Grouch is my spirit animal.
February 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I think I’m just now realizing that Oscar the Grouch is my spirit animal.
I find it a little disturbing that instagram knows exactly what guitar I need right at this moment before I even know.
February 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I find it a little disturbing that instagram knows exactly what guitar I need right at this moment before I even know.
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TRUMP: “We don’t have to buy Gaza. We’ll take it.”
Q: “Under what authority?”
TRUMP: “Under 🇺🇸 authority.”🤔
Translation: He sees it as a real estate deal to enrich himself, his family, and his friends — at the expense of the people.
Q: “Under what authority?”
TRUMP: “Under 🇺🇸 authority.”🤔
Translation: He sees it as a real estate deal to enrich himself, his family, and his friends — at the expense of the people.
February 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
TRUMP: “We don’t have to buy Gaza. We’ll take it.”
Q: “Under what authority?”
TRUMP: “Under 🇺🇸 authority.”🤔
Translation: He sees it as a real estate deal to enrich himself, his family, and his friends — at the expense of the people.
Q: “Under what authority?”
TRUMP: “Under 🇺🇸 authority.”🤔
Translation: He sees it as a real estate deal to enrich himself, his family, and his friends — at the expense of the people.
It’s 2025 and the Tennessee General Assembly is just now discussing the benefits of recycling aluminum cans.
February 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
It’s 2025 and the Tennessee General Assembly is just now discussing the benefits of recycling aluminum cans.
Why doesn’t the TN Voucher program have community service requirements attached to the entitlements?
January 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Why doesn’t the TN Voucher program have community service requirements attached to the entitlements?