speakpunk.bsky.social
@speakpunk.bsky.social
Edgelords now gonna be putting crushed up Tylenol in their maga headbands as they lead their “worship” bands
September 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Whenever the characters in Black Mirror watch their version of Black Mirror, I’m pretty sure it’s us.
September 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Pickleball is not a sport. It is an annoying and intrusive habit.
September 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
This is not America; this is the Confederacy.

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Rumeysa Ozturk: A PhD student was snatched by masked officers in broad daylight. Then she was flown 1,500 miles away | CNN
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March 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Happy Opening Day Everyone!
March 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Jeffrey Goldberg was the most qualified person on the signal chat.
March 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I always thought that the Confederate States of America would be a bad idea.
March 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Our VA Hospital system should be the best hospital system in the world.
March 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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I have decided to cancel my show at The Kennedy Center on May 11, 2025 and move it to The Anthem.
February 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
We’re living in the alt version of the Sound of Music that the Von Trapps stayed.
February 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I think I’m just now realizing that Oscar the Grouch is my spirit animal.
February 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I find it a little disturbing that instagram knows exactly what guitar I need right at this moment before I even know.
February 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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TRUMP: “We don’t have to buy Gaza. We’ll take it.”
Q: “Under what authority?”
TRUMP: “Under 🇺🇸 authority.”🤔

Translation: He sees it as a real estate deal to enrich himself, his family, and his friends — at the expense of the people.
February 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It’s 2025 and the Tennessee General Assembly is just now discussing the benefits of recycling aluminum cans.
February 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Why doesn’t the TN Voucher program have community service requirements attached to the entitlements?
January 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM