Spaz jackrabbit (parody account )
@spasticrabbit.bsky.social
Hey! It's not my fault this is my name! Blame epic games!
This is a parody account (duh!)
And is not associated with epic games or the jazz jackrabbit brand itself (please don't sue me 🥺)
Writer tag: http://moth/
This is a parody account (duh!)
And is not associated with epic games or the jazz jackrabbit brand itself (please don't sue me 🥺)
Writer tag: http://moth/
Come on epic games if that bobcat can get a new game then so can me and my bro right?
August 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Come on epic games if that bobcat can get a new game then so can me and my bro right?
Happy pride month to all the jackrabbit and I guess the tortoises too
June 2, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Happy pride month to all the jackrabbit and I guess the tortoises too
great! I'll go get my gun in case I need to blast whoever gets in the way
We should probably go looking for him if he doesn't turn up. I'll go make us some kinda vehicle.
Yeah and they're insane
And look who's saying that!
But still I don't think it's normal for him to be gone this long
And look who's saying that!
But still I don't think it's normal for him to be gone this long
March 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
great! I'll go get my gun in case I need to blast whoever gets in the way
We should probably go looking for him if he doesn't turn up. I'll go make us some kinda vehicle.
Yeah and they're insane
And look who's saying that!
But still I don't think it's normal for him to be gone this long
And look who's saying that!
But still I don't think it's normal for him to be gone this long
March 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Yeah and they're insane
And look who's saying that!
But still I don't think it's normal for him to be gone this long
And look who's saying that!
But still I don't think it's normal for him to be gone this long
Actually, maybe it's best he's fighting Devan. The other threats around this place seem much worse.
I Don't know!
it's feels like months since I last seen him I think that bastard Devan shell did something with him
it's feels like months since I last seen him I think that bastard Devan shell did something with him
March 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Yeah and they're insane
And look who's saying that!
But still I don't think it's normal for him to be gone this long
And look who's saying that!
But still I don't think it's normal for him to be gone this long
I Don't know!
it's feels like months since I last seen him I think that bastard Devan shell did something with him
it's feels like months since I last seen him I think that bastard Devan shell did something with him
Spaz... Where's your brother?
Boy am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here and that he's the sheriff and we're frozen out here and we're in there and I just remembered, we're out here
What I wanna know is where's the caveman...?
What I wanna know is where's the caveman...?
March 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I Don't know!
it's feels like months since I last seen him I think that bastard Devan shell did something with him
it's feels like months since I last seen him I think that bastard Devan shell did something with him
Boy am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here and that he's the sheriff and we're frozen out here and we're in there and I just remembered, we're out here
What I wanna know is where's the caveman...?
What I wanna know is where's the caveman...?
March 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Boy am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here and that he's the sheriff and we're frozen out here and we're in there and I just remembered, we're out here
What I wanna know is where's the caveman...?
What I wanna know is where's the caveman...?
Hm. Been awhile since I seen jazz hope he's alright.
Hopefully he's not chained up to a wall like that one time
Hopefully he's not chained up to a wall like that one time
February 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Hm. Been awhile since I seen jazz hope he's alright.
Hopefully he's not chained up to a wall like that one time
Hopefully he's not chained up to a wall like that one time
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February 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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I ate a child
February 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I ate a child
Yeah and so what if Im that good shit
It's my business and my business only
It's my business and my business only
February 15, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Yeah and so what if Im that good shit
It's my business and my business only
It's my business and my business only
What?
February 15, 2025 at 7:02 AM
What?
I randomly feel the need to spin and break everything I see
February 15, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I randomly feel the need to spin and break everything I see
Don't even call the guy from the gba game "jazz" he doesn't even look like me brother! We demand true comeback,epic!
Where's Epic Games? I need to speak with them about why they've been neglecting my guy Jazz for so long. The GBA game was bad, but that doesn't mean you gotta just stop making games in the series after that.
February 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Don't even call the guy from the gba game "jazz" he doesn't even look like me brother! We demand true comeback,epic!
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February 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
February 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Bro got eaten by whale like fucking geppetto 💀
pearl
Honestly I love him so much. Look at him! Is there a reason for me NOT to muse him other than the lack of images and the very little information?
Honestly I love him so much. Look at him! Is there a reason for me NOT to muse him other than the lack of images and the very little information?
February 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Bro got eaten by whale like fucking geppetto 💀
I ate a child
February 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I ate a child