Her: that’s really just water weight

Me: water weight from breaking bad?

Just wanna say I don’t support The Fun Lovin’ Criminals and I certainly don’t support what they’re doing to our streets

The good news: we’ve opened up another dimension

The bad news: you have to get a second job there and commute through the portal every night

I’m here for two things: serious debate and to raise awareness about the potholes in my neighbourhood

Urg I already hate this