Shane H
@sparkthenight.bsky.social
Hey, I live in Macau, got lots of ADHD, this week I've decided to become a stand up comedian so look forward to that!
Watching the fallout show, remember how dumb it is that the original games had some retro 50's style posters as an ironic bit of set dressing, and now the whole thing is The Future is Exactly like the 50's!!
December 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Watching the fallout show, remember how dumb it is that the original games had some retro 50's style posters as an ironic bit of set dressing, and now the whole thing is The Future is Exactly like the 50's!!
See's there's a street fighter film and the cast announced.
Immediately look up Orville peck to see what that guy looks like under the Vega mask.
Motherfucker always wears a mask
Immediately look up Orville peck to see what that guy looks like under the Vega mask.
Motherfucker always wears a mask
December 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
See's there's a street fighter film and the cast announced.
Immediately look up Orville peck to see what that guy looks like under the Vega mask.
Motherfucker always wears a mask
Immediately look up Orville peck to see what that guy looks like under the Vega mask.
Motherfucker always wears a mask
Well, accidentally recently discovered the Philipino Party Zone in Macau. Went there tonight walking my dog. End up walking home after drinking some very strong philiopino beer. Making lifelong friends etc.
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Well, accidentally recently discovered the Philipino Party Zone in Macau. Went there tonight walking my dog. End up walking home after drinking some very strong philiopino beer. Making lifelong friends etc.
Taps *post skeet* button. Haha, is this think even on? Haha
October 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Taps *post skeet* button. Haha, is this think even on? Haha
Gonna be the first time we have an English language open mic comedy show in Macau. Wish me luck
October 9, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Gonna be the first time we have an English language open mic comedy show in Macau. Wish me luck
Hosting my first open mic night tonight, then next Sunday a new comedy show I've set up
October 9, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Hosting my first open mic night tonight, then next Sunday a new comedy show I've set up
Btw, this cunt along for the mission. The very second he picks up this weird stone I know it's gonna give him crazy powers. Right now I'm the show he seems to just be in hospital but mark my words
October 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Btw, this cunt along for the mission. The very second he picks up this weird stone I know it's gonna give him crazy powers. Right now I'm the show he seems to just be in hospital but mark my words
This Irish guy with Chapel is such a fucking poseur. Like, he pretends he's gonna sacrifice himself to open the door and she stops him. Yeah nice move bro. He was ready with the excuse in case she didn't step in. Prick
October 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This Irish guy with Chapel is such a fucking poseur. Like, he pretends he's gonna sacrifice himself to open the door and she stops him. Yeah nice move bro. He was ready with the excuse in case she didn't step in. Prick
Okay such halfnway through the new season of strange new worlds. But it's just "who gets with spock". I mean, obviously la'an is better than Chapel but still
October 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Okay such halfnway through the new season of strange new worlds. But it's just "who gets with spock". I mean, obviously la'an is better than Chapel but still
Saw a dude perform at open mic, the next night saw him again and was like "oh hey thought you were gonna go up tonight". He straight up looked at me and said, "you're thinking of someone else, do we all look the same to you?". In front of a bunch of people who don't really know me too well.
October 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Saw a dude perform at open mic, the next night saw him again and was like "oh hey thought you were gonna go up tonight". He straight up looked at me and said, "you're thinking of someone else, do we all look the same to you?". In front of a bunch of people who don't really know me too well.
Lol last night at open mic 4 separate comedians made reference to 9/11. I was one of them! I cos we really did never forget
October 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Lol last night at open mic 4 separate comedians made reference to 9/11. I was one of them! I cos we really did never forget
These lights outside my place are a beautiful red and orange, tried messing with my phone camera but no matter what they just look white. Anyone know anything about this? How do I capture the real colour?
September 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
These lights outside my place are a beautiful red and orange, tried messing with my phone camera but no matter what they just look white. Anyone know anything about this? How do I capture the real colour?
Best thing about quitting smoking after a couple of weeks? Realising how much people around you stink! It's great
September 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Best thing about quitting smoking after a couple of weeks? Realising how much people around you stink! It's great
Super typhoon gonna hit tonight. Literal calm before the storm vibe here
September 23, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Super typhoon gonna hit tonight. Literal calm before the storm vibe here
Every single spock nowadays needs to do scenes where they're super emotional. The guy in strange new worlds is great, but now, after 30 or so episodes I should have not seen any emotions. Let alone a wide range of different emotions! Leonard nemoy was happy once for 2 seconds. That's spock
September 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Every single spock nowadays needs to do scenes where they're super emotional. The guy in strange new worlds is great, but now, after 30 or so episodes I should have not seen any emotions. Let alone a wide range of different emotions! Leonard nemoy was happy once for 2 seconds. That's spock
A guy I know from china is a very funny comedian who reminds me of young stewart lee. Want to introduce him as the Chinese Stewart Lee.
So, more like Stewart "Lee"! Get it? I don't think the audience can see quotation marks tho
So, more like Stewart "Lee"! Get it? I don't think the audience can see quotation marks tho
September 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
A guy I know from china is a very funny comedian who reminds me of young stewart lee. Want to introduce him as the Chinese Stewart Lee.
So, more like Stewart "Lee"! Get it? I don't think the audience can see quotation marks tho
So, more like Stewart "Lee"! Get it? I don't think the audience can see quotation marks tho
Reposted by Shane H
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
I keep going on stage making stupid jokes. And the only feedback I get from audience is that my jokes are high IQ and I should slow down to let them get the punchline. A: I need to improve cos I'm fucking up, but B: is the internet responsible?! I assume everyone instantly gets whatever thing
August 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I keep going on stage making stupid jokes. And the only feedback I get from audience is that my jokes are high IQ and I should slow down to let them get the punchline. A: I need to improve cos I'm fucking up, but B: is the internet responsible?! I assume everyone instantly gets whatever thing
People always say you can't make films like in the old days, like Blazing Saddles, can't make this these days.
Yeah of course, all those actors would be really old now! What are you talking about?
Yeah of course, all those actors would be really old now! What are you talking about?
August 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
People always say you can't make films like in the old days, like Blazing Saddles, can't make this these days.
Yeah of course, all those actors would be really old now! What are you talking about?
Yeah of course, all those actors would be really old now! What are you talking about?
I realised I make myself the target for most of my jokes, so I don't really punch up or punch down. More punch myself in the face
August 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I realised I make myself the target for most of my jokes, so I don't really punch up or punch down. More punch myself in the face
Society is fucked. No one uses hash tags anymore. Back in the day drug dealers were far more organised
August 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Society is fucked. No one uses hash tags anymore. Back in the day drug dealers were far more organised
Bluesky community please help me come up with joke writing prompts. My example prompt: "here's something hilarious folks..." Then you say something hilarious. Like that but better
August 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Bluesky community please help me come up with joke writing prompts. My example prompt: "here's something hilarious folks..." Then you say something hilarious. Like that but better