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Ellen Blake
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Is made of 🍔 and ✨.
Has anyone made a test to measure what our life-to-tabletop DnD stats would be?
That would be fun!
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Last night I realized that Eminem is only one award away from an EGOT. Can Lin Manuel Miranda help him out and connect a few dots? I would SO fuck with 8 Mile the broadway musical.
August 30, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Tattooing skin is so yesterday how much to tattoo my other organs
August 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
If you wake up in ANY new car,
Bugatti or not,
📣YOU HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED📣
July 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I hope I can take my cats with me when they make me a handmaid.
June 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
New reason to weight lift:
You can't doomscroll if your arms are too tired to hold your phone in front of your face.
May 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
"It's Friday - time for cheese."

My husband just now, loading a smorgasbord of goodies into the oven instead of getting takeout. #buynothingday
February 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Guys everything is going to be okay. I just remembered that it's almost corned beef season.
February 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
😍😱☠️
About to go tape AFTER MIDNIGHT 🖤 airs Thursday
January 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I need a GPS for all my tasks.
Like yes, it will take me 46min to drive to BurgerDerger, but how long will it take me to do all my pre-departure tasks so I leave on time?
January 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I could never get Threads to function for me, but here is a throwback to my favorite post.
January 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Was surprised yesterday with a birthday week ice skating adventure. We should go more often - it will keep us young!
Thank you to everyone who came out. ✨💖✨
January 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Reposted by Ellen Blake
Ice melt can be expensive if you want pet and plant safe products. A 1:1 ratio of Epsom salt and sugar will do a decent job. It melts it slower than rock salt, but it's safer for your pups. You can buy Epsom salt and sugar in bulk, so I find it a cost-effective option. #DIY
December 18, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Reposted by Ellen Blake
how it feels to drive at night with astigmatism:
January 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Sometimes I think maybe I'm completely gay more than pan. Then Andrew Garfield does something, like, breathes, and I am swiftly corrected.
January 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Reposted by Ellen Blake
Sorry if it Sucks, but we interviewed @hunter-r.com about his YouTube channel where he covers the code, glitches, and cut content from Animal Crossing games. #animalcrossing #youtube open.spotify.com/episode/67Ds...
Animal Crossing Coding and Glitches (w/ Hunter R.) - Sorry if it Sucks: EP06
open.spotify.com
December 13, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I read a post somewhere that said they read a post somewhere that said they saw a reel somewhere that said no one knows how to write a post without starting with "I read somewhere that" and ending with "and I just really liked that."
Anyway, I just really hated that.
January 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM