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I am NOT Haley Joel Osment, rumors to the contrary are untrue. FC Porto fan.
Yes, but keep as many civil servants as possible (population alone demonstrates need for some law enforcement) while ridding the dept of officers who want a free ride for doing either nothing or behaving badly (this is a large number).
January 2, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Yes, but keep as many civil servants as possible (population alone demonstrates need for some law enforcement) while ridding the dept of officers who want a free ride for doing either nothing or behaving badly (this is a large number).
It took years and a civil war to get to the point where Soviet authoritarianism was successful (only kind of but that was more due to Stalin's purges) and that authoritarianism was not the end goal originally, these people are idiots.
January 2, 2026 at 10:51 PM
It took years and a civil war to get to the point where Soviet authoritarianism was successful (only kind of but that was more due to Stalin's purges) and that authoritarianism was not the end goal originally, these people are idiots.
Trying to focus up on an idea I have had, a musical based on Frauditors and SovCits, I'm going to need an orchestra for this, I think. I have a very rough early draft but I know nothing about the craft tbh.
January 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Trying to focus up on an idea I have had, a musical based on Frauditors and SovCits, I'm going to need an orchestra for this, I think. I have a very rough early draft but I know nothing about the craft tbh.
That must mean the person is "Seagal Shooting"-crying while aiming poorly and not a trained marksman/shooting with eyes closed. Might be their own tears....
Damn, that's deep, i just blew my own mind out of my ass.
Damn, that's deep, i just blew my own mind out of my ass.
January 2, 2026 at 10:37 PM
That must mean the person is "Seagal Shooting"-crying while aiming poorly and not a trained marksman/shooting with eyes closed. Might be their own tears....
Damn, that's deep, i just blew my own mind out of my ass.
Damn, that's deep, i just blew my own mind out of my ass.
That is the "cigar bar" special feature, the computer smokes so the user does not have to.
January 2, 2026 at 10:34 PM
That is the "cigar bar" special feature, the computer smokes so the user does not have to.
I would like the advice of Hector Elizondo on a script around the Norman Invasion of England. Is that too much to ask?
December 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I would like the advice of Hector Elizondo on a script around the Norman Invasion of England. Is that too much to ask?
The child is the bastard son Frodo refuses to directly acknowledge as his own, but he know damn well he is the babydaddy. Dishwalla Baggins never gets acknowledged by his proper name in the books.
December 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The child is the bastard son Frodo refuses to directly acknowledge as his own, but he know damn well he is the babydaddy. Dishwalla Baggins never gets acknowledged by his proper name in the books.
I raked some of the yard today, then I got my birch rod from "Krampsmas" and made people reflect on misdeeds from the past year.
We celebrate Toyotathon in the between time from Krampusnacht and Christmas, fyi. We put another Caganer and a Rav 4 in the nativity, sing carols about affordability, etc
We celebrate Toyotathon in the between time from Krampusnacht and Christmas, fyi. We put another Caganer and a Rav 4 in the nativity, sing carols about affordability, etc
December 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I raked some of the yard today, then I got my birch rod from "Krampsmas" and made people reflect on misdeeds from the past year.
We celebrate Toyotathon in the between time from Krampusnacht and Christmas, fyi. We put another Caganer and a Rav 4 in the nativity, sing carols about affordability, etc
We celebrate Toyotathon in the between time from Krampusnacht and Christmas, fyi. We put another Caganer and a Rav 4 in the nativity, sing carols about affordability, etc
Are you a california raisin? Being able to put a motor on a oat seems like an achievement for a normal sized man, but the Raisins could do it.
December 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Are you a california raisin? Being able to put a motor on a oat seems like an achievement for a normal sized man, but the Raisins could do it.
A friend caught this mystical creature in a trailcam.
December 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
A friend caught this mystical creature in a trailcam.
The recital was that bad?
December 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The recital was that bad?
Writing a musical about SovCits.
December 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Writing a musical about SovCits.
Sometimes a hole in the ground is just a hole, and sometimes, it can be other things.
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Sometimes a hole in the ground is just a hole, and sometimes, it can be other things.
This is simply a "walk" and if they want to talk trash, they can think again and turn away; I don't make the rules but these so called "experts" better think twice before stepping to the dinner table with me. They'll never see the elbow drop coming in, farting the whole way down.
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This is simply a "walk" and if they want to talk trash, they can think again and turn away; I don't make the rules but these so called "experts" better think twice before stepping to the dinner table with me. They'll never see the elbow drop coming in, farting the whole way down.
I have made a huge mistake.
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I have made a huge mistake.
Thanksgiving is the worst, completely unnecessary, and should be replaced an event known as "Family Fight Night" which is entire families coming together, settle disputes the old fashioned way. With fists in the backyard, while a cellphone records the event to commemorate Uncle Todd's ass-whuppin'
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Thanksgiving is the worst, completely unnecessary, and should be replaced an event known as "Family Fight Night" which is entire families coming together, settle disputes the old fashioned way. With fists in the backyard, while a cellphone records the event to commemorate Uncle Todd's ass-whuppin'
There are always multiple magicians, does not matter, Alan Dershowitz? Perhaps the greatest trick performed by David Copperfield, Lawrence Summers- Are you familiar with the Masked Magician from the Fox series where they showed how the tricks were done?
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
There are always multiple magicians, does not matter, Alan Dershowitz? Perhaps the greatest trick performed by David Copperfield, Lawrence Summers- Are you familiar with the Masked Magician from the Fox series where they showed how the tricks were done?
I expect another Southern Rock resurgence but it is going to suck so bad. I don't even think Grunge will come back and this is kind of the perfect time for it? Economically and culturally, but nobody has the juice or is good enough to pull it off.
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I expect another Southern Rock resurgence but it is going to suck so bad. I don't even think Grunge will come back and this is kind of the perfect time for it? Economically and culturally, but nobody has the juice or is good enough to pull it off.
I would like to see a "Dillon Brooks or Household Pest" category but I know that's probably not going to happen.
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I would like to see a "Dillon Brooks or Household Pest" category but I know that's probably not going to happen.
Is this just repurposed lyrics to the classic Sophie B. Hawkins hit, "I wish I was your lover?" You may wonder, and I would say yes; but I can't tell you Glenn Danzig's creative process. The song 'Mother' is about a very precocious and unusually aggressive child on a playground, so think about that.
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Is this just repurposed lyrics to the classic Sophie B. Hawkins hit, "I wish I was your lover?" You may wonder, and I would say yes; but I can't tell you Glenn Danzig's creative process. The song 'Mother' is about a very precocious and unusually aggressive child on a playground, so think about that.
Deleted first draft of 'Mother' by Danzig:
Damn, I wish I wasn't a fumbler
I'll rock you 'til the daylight comes
Make sure you are smilin' and warm,
I am everything, tonight I'll be your Danzig,
I'll do such things to ease your pain
Free your mind and you won't feel ashamed, oh, oh, MOTHER!
Damn, I wish I wasn't a fumbler
I'll rock you 'til the daylight comes
Make sure you are smilin' and warm,
I am everything, tonight I'll be your Danzig,
I'll do such things to ease your pain
Free your mind and you won't feel ashamed, oh, oh, MOTHER!
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Deleted first draft of 'Mother' by Danzig:
Damn, I wish I wasn't a fumbler
I'll rock you 'til the daylight comes
Make sure you are smilin' and warm,
I am everything, tonight I'll be your Danzig,
I'll do such things to ease your pain
Free your mind and you won't feel ashamed, oh, oh, MOTHER!
Damn, I wish I wasn't a fumbler
I'll rock you 'til the daylight comes
Make sure you are smilin' and warm,
I am everything, tonight I'll be your Danzig,
I'll do such things to ease your pain
Free your mind and you won't feel ashamed, oh, oh, MOTHER!
JD Vance put 'em on the glass and the officers were momentarily blinded.
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 AM
JD Vance put 'em on the glass and the officers were momentarily blinded.
It is up to Trump to prove that did not happen, not us. Not the people. He knows it happened, look at his freakout over it.
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It is up to Trump to prove that did not happen, not us. Not the people. He knows it happened, look at his freakout over it.
Could people not tell that he was clearly bipolar? The strategy behind his conquest of Europe should make that obvious. Like a child playing a game. He'd lose interest in one part of the front(s) and look elsewhere. Historically a multifront war is ill-advised even if you are not the aggressor.
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Could people not tell that he was clearly bipolar? The strategy behind his conquest of Europe should make that obvious. Like a child playing a game. He'd lose interest in one part of the front(s) and look elsewhere. Historically a multifront war is ill-advised even if you are not the aggressor.
Sometimes you got to treat yourself, player
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Sometimes you got to treat yourself, player