@spacekittten.bsky.social
- unhinged and unserious - certified yapper -
Marked safe from wanting to see Fred Again.. in SF 🙌🏾
December 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Marked safe from wanting to see Fred Again.. in SF 🙌🏾
Me: why do I always get my period when I'm traveling!
Also me: always traveling 🤷♀️
Also me: always traveling 🤷♀️
August 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Me: why do I always get my period when I'm traveling!
Also me: always traveling 🤷♀️
Also me: always traveling 🤷♀️
Sammy Virji about to be my most played artist on Spotify this year
August 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Sammy Virji about to be my most played artist on Spotify this year
Going from a weekend camping festival to the office is seriously such a jarring experience
July 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Going from a weekend camping festival to the office is seriously such a jarring experience
I hate falling victim to this phenomenon where im watching my crush's instagram story 43 seconds after he posted it...especially when it's the first time I've opened Instagram in 17 hours 😭😭
June 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I hate falling victim to this phenomenon where im watching my crush's instagram story 43 seconds after he posted it...especially when it's the first time I've opened Instagram in 17 hours 😭😭
An average person in Europe: I am fluent in 5 languages
An average person in the US with a 17 word vocabulary: In Amerikkka we speak English.
An average person in the US with a 17 word vocabulary: In Amerikkka we speak English.
June 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
An average person in Europe: I am fluent in 5 languages
An average person in the US with a 17 word vocabulary: In Amerikkka we speak English.
An average person in the US with a 17 word vocabulary: In Amerikkka we speak English.
Older Woman (66y/o) that I met in Porto: where are you from?
Me: Northern California
Woman: I noticed you don't have any tattoos. Now, why is that?
Me: Northern California
Woman: I noticed you don't have any tattoos. Now, why is that?
June 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Older Woman (66y/o) that I met in Porto: where are you from?
Me: Northern California
Woman: I noticed you don't have any tattoos. Now, why is that?
Me: Northern California
Woman: I noticed you don't have any tattoos. Now, why is that?
Man in Porto: Where are you from?
Me: San Francisco
Man: ahh, imitation of Lisbon
Me: San Francisco
Man: ahh, imitation of Lisbon
June 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Man in Porto: Where are you from?
Me: San Francisco
Man: ahh, imitation of Lisbon
Me: San Francisco
Man: ahh, imitation of Lisbon
The high I feel after Pilates is literally incomparable to anything else
June 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The high I feel after Pilates is literally incomparable to anything else
Probably needed a hug. Went to Sephora instead
May 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Probably needed a hug. Went to Sephora instead
How come when I gain 10 lbs it's super evident but when I've lost 10 lbs I can't tell at all -.-
May 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
How come when I gain 10 lbs it's super evident but when I've lost 10 lbs I can't tell at all -.-
I just wanna eat chicken tendies and fries :(
May 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I just wanna eat chicken tendies and fries :(
I saw VIVID dreams about theories I studied in international economics class 12 years ago that I didn't even know I had retained and repressed that knowledge for all these years. I dreamt about comparative advantage in trade and consumer behavior in relation to tariffs in my dreams lmaoook
April 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I saw VIVID dreams about theories I studied in international economics class 12 years ago that I didn't even know I had retained and repressed that knowledge for all these years. I dreamt about comparative advantage in trade and consumer behavior in relation to tariffs in my dreams lmaoook
Bernie Sanders went to Coachella to talk to the audience about the current crises lmao wow I love this timeline
April 13, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Bernie Sanders went to Coachella to talk to the audience about the current crises lmao wow I love this timeline
I need to see Visages live pls somebody make it happen (book him for a show in sf) ✨
April 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I need to see Visages live pls somebody make it happen (book him for a show in sf) ✨
Taking breaks from crying to sip some water to balance fluids
April 8, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Taking breaks from crying to sip some water to balance fluids
I miss partying on a bote!!
March 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I miss partying on a bote!!
My life is a series of awkward interactions
March 1, 2025 at 9:11 AM
My life is a series of awkward interactions
We could make love great again
MLGA
MLGA
February 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
We could make love great again
MLGA
MLGA
You ever hang out with someone and in the middle of the hangout you keep thinking about how you never wanna hang out with them again? 😤
February 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
You ever hang out with someone and in the middle of the hangout you keep thinking about how you never wanna hang out with them again? 😤
Not going into work today bc I have to stay at home and ice my upcoming cystic acne before my big trip next week!
February 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Not going into work today bc I have to stay at home and ice my upcoming cystic acne before my big trip next week!
I just found $16 worth of tsla stock, instantly deleted it, and probs gonna enjoy myself a nice cup of coffee w bagel in the morning
February 12, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I just found $16 worth of tsla stock, instantly deleted it, and probs gonna enjoy myself a nice cup of coffee w bagel in the morning
4 more work days until my VACAYYY
February 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
4 more work days until my VACAYYY
Conspiracy theorists be like everything is a distraction.
February 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Conspiracy theorists be like everything is a distraction.
Leaving the homies in the clerb to go home and hang out with the dog is a very real phenomenon
February 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Leaving the homies in the clerb to go home and hang out with the dog is a very real phenomenon