Marked safe from witnessing a child murderer’s pathetic attempt to become relevant on the internet today.

Hi! Just a friendly reminder that your religion is essentially a hobby. It’s like throwing knitting in my face and swearing it will change my life. #freedomfromreligion #knittingistoohardanyway

It may be #caturday but I got #sealionsaturday

On the #astoriariverwalk today 🦭

#astoria #oregon #sealion #arfarf

If danger… why so fluffy?
#orangecat #kittylove #cat #fluffy #angry #why

Captains log: Day three of school closures coming off of a long weekend… the children have turned feral. We are not safe here. Please send socialization. #winter2025 #parenting #school #februarysucks

I call this, “shittin in the sun”

You are welcome.
#photography #astoria #fortstevens #beach #dog

Anybody else just … 😑

I can’t tell if this is just pushing forty or if I’m having a mental health crisis.

#thisisfortyquestionmark?