Jellyjam
@spacebearoutthere.bsky.social
Cause chaos. Make jokes. Cry a bit.
Also see: accidentally turning my phone flashlight on and blinding myself
February 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Also see: accidentally turning my phone flashlight on and blinding myself
Accidentally opening my phone on selfie mode and recoiling in horror
February 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Accidentally opening my phone on selfie mode and recoiling in horror
He assigned you to the barn but never told you what to do, you’ve swept the floor for twelve seasons straight now. Farm animals wander the village freely. Your wife has had a baby. His name is WLODIJAJRMIR… you think?
February 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
He assigned you to the barn but never told you what to do, you’ve swept the floor for twelve seasons straight now. Farm animals wander the village freely. Your wife has had a baby. His name is WLODIJAJRMIR… you think?
You’ve lived in the village three years now. The man who invited you has felled the forest within a 20 mile radius now. He is constantly drunk on cherry wine. He runs in and out of the river to bathe and you’ve seen him down handfuls of poisonous mushrooms with no effect. He is your god.
February 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
You’ve lived in the village three years now. The man who invited you has felled the forest within a 20 mile radius now. He is constantly drunk on cherry wine. He runs in and out of the river to bathe and you’ve seen him down handfuls of poisonous mushrooms with no effect. He is your god.
You get to the village, you have no house, food or water. You stand shivering with five other villagers as the man who invited you builds three stone houses overnight in front of your eyes. He selects a woman for you and hands you 400 salted fish. You are happy.
February 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
You get to the village, you have no house, food or water. You stand shivering with five other villagers as the man who invited you builds three stone houses overnight in front of your eyes. He selects a woman for you and hands you 400 salted fish. You are happy.
Playing Medieval Dynasty, imagine you’re a peasant sitting by the fire when a filthy half naked man comes up and invites you to his village. You begin walking there and see him on the way, punching six wolves to death. He has also felled twenty trees in this time. You know then you will never leave.
February 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Playing Medieval Dynasty, imagine you’re a peasant sitting by the fire when a filthy half naked man comes up and invites you to his village. You begin walking there and see him on the way, punching six wolves to death. He has also felled twenty trees in this time. You know then you will never leave.
post one of your favourite animated movies from the 90s 🎥 💜
January 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
post one of your favourite animated movies from the 90s 🎥 💜
There’s a war in my tummy and both sides are losing
January 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
There’s a war in my tummy and both sides are losing
I’m so tired today I can’t
a kitten laying on a bed with its eyes closed
ALT: a kitten laying on a bed with its eyes closed
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I’m so tired today I can’t
Recently watched Smile 2; it’s a worthy successor to the first film and a continuation of the trauma-as-horror genre (eg. Hereditary, It Follows).
Though the film does take the unreliable narrator trope to new kind of ridiculous heights by the end, what a final scene though!
Though the film does take the unreliable narrator trope to new kind of ridiculous heights by the end, what a final scene though!
January 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Recently watched Smile 2; it’s a worthy successor to the first film and a continuation of the trauma-as-horror genre (eg. Hereditary, It Follows).
Though the film does take the unreliable narrator trope to new kind of ridiculous heights by the end, what a final scene though!
Though the film does take the unreliable narrator trope to new kind of ridiculous heights by the end, what a final scene though!
Today’s mood: dissociating at the grocery store
January 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Today’s mood: dissociating at the grocery store
You’d think that working a customer facing job means I’m good at talking to people
No. No I am not.
No. No I am not.
January 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
You’d think that working a customer facing job means I’m good at talking to people
No. No I am not.
No. No I am not.
Escaping from reality by making a Sim who stays home reading and playing video games all the time until her utilities get shut off
January 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Escaping from reality by making a Sim who stays home reading and playing video games all the time until her utilities get shut off
*my coworkers telling funny stories from their childhood*
*it’s literally just child abuse*
*it’s literally just child abuse*
a cartoon of patrick star and sandy cheeks
ALT: a cartoon of patrick star and sandy cheeks
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
*my coworkers telling funny stories from their childhood*
*it’s literally just child abuse*
*it’s literally just child abuse*
If I was a dragon my hoard would be escapism
(games, books, movies)
(games, books, movies)
January 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
If I was a dragon my hoard would be escapism
(games, books, movies)
(games, books, movies)
Being a jokester on the spectrum means I tell jokes, but I do not get them
January 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Being a jokester on the spectrum means I tell jokes, but I do not get them
A 33yo woman went to work; here’s how her will to live faded
January 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
A 33yo woman went to work; here’s how her will to live faded
You’re tellin me a rat made this touille?
January 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
You’re tellin me a rat made this touille?
New year, new #promosky
Shows:
📺 Hannibal
📺 Game Of Thrones
📺 Gentleman Jack
📺 Hacks
📺 Dexter
📺 The Office (US)
📺 Killing Eve
📺 Orphan Black
📺 Solar Opposites
📺 Mindhunter
📺 From
📺 Arcane
📺 Agatha All Along
📺 Bob’s Burgers
📺 Black Mirror
📺 Fallout
📺 The Last Of Us
📺 Yellowjackets
📺 Stranger Things
Shows:
📺 Hannibal
📺 Game Of Thrones
📺 Gentleman Jack
📺 Hacks
📺 Dexter
📺 The Office (US)
📺 Killing Eve
📺 Orphan Black
📺 Solar Opposites
📺 Mindhunter
📺 From
📺 Arcane
📺 Agatha All Along
📺 Bob’s Burgers
📺 Black Mirror
📺 Fallout
📺 The Last Of Us
📺 Yellowjackets
📺 Stranger Things
January 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
New year, new #promosky
Shows:
📺 Hannibal
📺 Game Of Thrones
📺 Gentleman Jack
📺 Hacks
📺 Dexter
📺 The Office (US)
📺 Killing Eve
📺 Orphan Black
📺 Solar Opposites
📺 Mindhunter
📺 From
📺 Arcane
📺 Agatha All Along
📺 Bob’s Burgers
📺 Black Mirror
📺 Fallout
📺 The Last Of Us
📺 Yellowjackets
📺 Stranger Things
Shows:
📺 Hannibal
📺 Game Of Thrones
📺 Gentleman Jack
📺 Hacks
📺 Dexter
📺 The Office (US)
📺 Killing Eve
📺 Orphan Black
📺 Solar Opposites
📺 Mindhunter
📺 From
📺 Arcane
📺 Agatha All Along
📺 Bob’s Burgers
📺 Black Mirror
📺 Fallout
📺 The Last Of Us
📺 Yellowjackets
📺 Stranger Things
Playing Potion Craft feels like you’re a medieval peasant who just ate the wrong mushrooms and is tripping in woodcuts
January 3, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Playing Potion Craft feels like you’re a medieval peasant who just ate the wrong mushrooms and is tripping in woodcuts
Just finished playing Unpacking. Such a lovely little game with beautiful diegetic storytelling 💓
January 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Just finished playing Unpacking. Such a lovely little game with beautiful diegetic storytelling 💓
Me at work: *radiating warmth, positivity*
Me at home: throw my corpse in the ganges I’m ready to go
Me at home: throw my corpse in the ganges I’m ready to go
December 30, 2024 at 6:19 AM
Me at work: *radiating warmth, positivity*
Me at home: throw my corpse in the ganges I’m ready to go
Me at home: throw my corpse in the ganges I’m ready to go
It’s a shame Gentleman Jack got cancelled. It really filled the niche of lesbian/coal enthusiast perfectly.
December 30, 2024 at 5:21 AM
It’s a shame Gentleman Jack got cancelled. It really filled the niche of lesbian/coal enthusiast perfectly.
It’s so easy to be negative on the internet
Fun, too
Fun, too
December 30, 2024 at 2:04 AM
It’s so easy to be negative on the internet
Fun, too
Fun, too
Do you ever just look at them and they’re still just your little baby?
December 27, 2024 at 9:19 AM
Do you ever just look at them and they’re still just your little baby?