Isabelle Chelsea Wolf
@sp00kypunkizzy.bsky.social
Nerdy Transfemme Dumpster Fire
Bassist
Enthusiastic about cyberpunk and cats
Bassist
Enthusiastic about cyberpunk and cats
You think Trump wanted Hillary locked up because he was afraid she knew he also gave her husband that sloppy top 4000?
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
You think Trump wanted Hillary locked up because he was afraid she knew he also gave her husband that sloppy top 4000?
So this movie was a weird experiment that I think rules in theory, but didn’t quite stick the landing in a way that really connected with audiences. I actually recommend everyone to watch it at least once just to say you did.
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
So this movie was a weird experiment that I think rules in theory, but didn’t quite stick the landing in a way that really connected with audiences. I actually recommend everyone to watch it at least once just to say you did.
The audacity of old men never ceases to amaze me…
Some old dude on his way out of the store: *stops walking, looks me up and down* I bet your mom is real proud of you, ain’t she.
Me: *sming* She tells me she is every time I see her
Dude: Psh. *waves hand dismissively*
I hate it here…
Some old dude on his way out of the store: *stops walking, looks me up and down* I bet your mom is real proud of you, ain’t she.
Me: *sming* She tells me she is every time I see her
Dude: Psh. *waves hand dismissively*
I hate it here…
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The audacity of old men never ceases to amaze me…
Some old dude on his way out of the store: *stops walking, looks me up and down* I bet your mom is real proud of you, ain’t she.
Me: *sming* She tells me she is every time I see her
Dude: Psh. *waves hand dismissively*
I hate it here…
Some old dude on his way out of the store: *stops walking, looks me up and down* I bet your mom is real proud of you, ain’t she.
Me: *sming* She tells me she is every time I see her
Dude: Psh. *waves hand dismissively*
I hate it here…
Normal people: Oh, my tag light is out. I should replace that.
Me: I’ll get to that after I’ve been pulled over for it four times and gaslit at least one officer about it before I get to it… Also, it’s been about three years, I can fix that busted tail light while I’m at it.
Me: I’ll get to that after I’ve been pulled over for it four times and gaslit at least one officer about it before I get to it… Also, it’s been about three years, I can fix that busted tail light while I’m at it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Normal people: Oh, my tag light is out. I should replace that.
Me: I’ll get to that after I’ve been pulled over for it four times and gaslit at least one officer about it before I get to it… Also, it’s been about three years, I can fix that busted tail light while I’m at it.
Me: I’ll get to that after I’ve been pulled over for it four times and gaslit at least one officer about it before I get to it… Also, it’s been about three years, I can fix that busted tail light while I’m at it.
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Sleep Dealer was a surprise with how thoughtful and well-made it is for having such an obviously tiny budget. We hope everyone gives this movie a chance, and also gives this podcast episode a chance.
open.spotify.com/episode/3Vhg...
open.spotify.com/episode/3Vhg...
Episode 106 - Sleep Dealer
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November 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Sleep Dealer was a surprise with how thoughtful and well-made it is for having such an obviously tiny budget. We hope everyone gives this movie a chance, and also gives this podcast episode a chance.
open.spotify.com/episode/3Vhg...
open.spotify.com/episode/3Vhg...
Company: We’re rolling out a new medical plan with $0 prescription coverage for certain drugs on a formulary.
Me: I wonder if the ones I take qualify. I should call and find out before switching plans.
Four different desks at four different companies: We don’t fukkin know, dude.
Me: I wonder if the ones I take qualify. I should call and find out before switching plans.
Four different desks at four different companies: We don’t fukkin know, dude.
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Company: We’re rolling out a new medical plan with $0 prescription coverage for certain drugs on a formulary.
Me: I wonder if the ones I take qualify. I should call and find out before switching plans.
Four different desks at four different companies: We don’t fukkin know, dude.
Me: I wonder if the ones I take qualify. I should call and find out before switching plans.
Four different desks at four different companies: We don’t fukkin know, dude.
“Capitalism breeds innovation.”
Bro, this is literally just Vanilla Coke…
Bro, this is literally just Vanilla Coke…
November 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
“Capitalism breeds innovation.”
Bro, this is literally just Vanilla Coke…
Bro, this is literally just Vanilla Coke…
If you’re reading this, congratulations! You out lived Dick Cheney!
November 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
If you’re reading this, congratulations! You out lived Dick Cheney!
And now for something I haven’t seen…
October 31, 2025 at 2:45 AM
And now for something I haven’t seen…
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Had a little issue with the host so today's episode is up a few hours late. It's here now though so time to listen to your boys sigh and moan through a not-great (but very cyberpunk) anime series!
open.spotify.com/episode/37KK...
open.spotify.com/episode/37KK...
Episode 105 - AD Police Files
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October 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Had a little issue with the host so today's episode is up a few hours late. It's here now though so time to listen to your boys sigh and moan through a not-great (but very cyberpunk) anime series!
open.spotify.com/episode/37KK...
open.spotify.com/episode/37KK...
It’s Devil’s Night, which means a mandatory yearly rewatch of my favorite movie ever.
October 31, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It’s Devil’s Night, which means a mandatory yearly rewatch of my favorite movie ever.
Reposted by Isabelle Chelsea Wolf
Stop asking me where all the bad bitches are at and start seeking the bad bitch within yourself
October 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Stop asking me where all the bad bitches are at and start seeking the bad bitch within yourself
I don’t wanna be rich… But I do want enough money to get the entire Misfits x Affliction collection without having to file for bankruptcy.
October 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I don’t wanna be rich… But I do want enough money to get the entire Misfits x Affliction collection without having to file for bankruptcy.
Trans frustrations: I just want to be seen as cute and soft, but I start my day with Cajun hot sauce on eggs with black coffee, have the mouth of a sailor, and work in a physically demanding job that requires me to lift a bunch of shit, operate heavy machinery, and yell over a ton of loud noises.
October 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Trans frustrations: I just want to be seen as cute and soft, but I start my day with Cajun hot sauce on eggs with black coffee, have the mouth of a sailor, and work in a physically demanding job that requires me to lift a bunch of shit, operate heavy machinery, and yell over a ton of loud noises.
The question (paraphrased) “am I just a collection of television references?,” sent me into an existential spiral that I was not prepared to deal with on a Friday night.
As promised, a rare Friday HTLL episode. The conclusion of our Alien: Earth recap is now live.
open.spotify.com/episode/4yaQ...
open.spotify.com/episode/4yaQ...
Episode 103.5 - Alien Earth Part 2
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October 18, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The question (paraphrased) “am I just a collection of television references?,” sent me into an existential spiral that I was not prepared to deal with on a Friday night.
We’re far enough into spooky season that we can give this series a rewatch.
October 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
We’re far enough into spooky season that we can give this series a rewatch.
Tron Ares… A collection of the worst actors in all their respective projects (featuring Jeff Bridges). This movie has only increased my hatred of Jared Leto and my love of Nine Inch Nails.
October 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Tron Ares… A collection of the worst actors in all their respective projects (featuring Jeff Bridges). This movie has only increased my hatred of Jared Leto and my love of Nine Inch Nails.
As we speak, Mariah Carey and Michael Bublé are thawing out somewhere in preparation for their yearly reign of terror on retail workers the country over…
October 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
As we speak, Mariah Carey and Michael Bublé are thawing out somewhere in preparation for their yearly reign of terror on retail workers the country over…
I did not have a cyberpunk Dragula episode featuring a fucking Ministry song on my 2025 bingo card, but goddamn am I glad for it!
October 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I did not have a cyberpunk Dragula episode featuring a fucking Ministry song on my 2025 bingo card, but goddamn am I glad for it!
There are fewer things more frustrating than a micromanager who doesn’t know the basic functions of the areas they’re managing
October 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
There are fewer things more frustrating than a micromanager who doesn’t know the basic functions of the areas they’re managing
Today I was informed that this is NOT a leather daddy pride flag…
October 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Today I was informed that this is NOT a leather daddy pride flag…
The Vampire Hunter D movies walked so the Castlevania anime could run.
October 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The Vampire Hunter D movies walked so the Castlevania anime could run.
Ian Watkins of Lostprophets is dead. Cue the crab rave!
October 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Ian Watkins of Lostprophets is dead. Cue the crab rave!
Sci-fi/Pokémon nerds be like, “Do androids dream of Mareep?”
October 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Sci-fi/Pokémon nerds be like, “Do androids dream of Mareep?”
The nerds who were complaining about not being able to breathe in a mask five years ago are the same ones refusing to take em off while dragging families from their homes.
October 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The nerds who were complaining about not being able to breathe in a mask five years ago are the same ones refusing to take em off while dragging families from their homes.