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Old man yelling at a cloud
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I will never understand how someone can hate windmills with this much fervent passion.
GOP judge smacks down Trump's effort to kill wind farm in New England
A Republican-appointed federal judge has hit the brakes on President Donald Trump's effort to shut down a massive offshore wind project in New England.According to Politico, D.C. District Court Judge ...
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September 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I hope someday they pass a law that Congress has to review all presidential pardons, because I got a feeling some department heads (cough Bondi cough) are gonna get some soon.
September 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I’m seeing ads for the Big Beautiful Bill. You know it’s bad when they have to put out ads for a bill that already passed telling you it’s good. That’s when you know you historically fucked up.
August 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This is America! Don’t settle for a C Section, get the A Section!
August 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Women praise each other, but talk shit behind their backs.

Men talk shit to each other, but praise them behind their backs.

Except for my friends. It’s nonstop shit talking and love.
August 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Trivia question last night: Which president was a model in their youth?

Now I’m wondering if there was a Colonial version of Tiger Beat and Washington was the JTT of his time.

Now I’m wondering if I should start one…
August 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Any candidate who vows to fix the Supreme Court gets my vote. I don’t care if the court leans one way or the other, but the blatant bias towards Trump’s agenda is insane. Term limits and accountability are needed.
July 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Justin Timberlake dropped the ball: I guess it’s up to me to bring sexy back.
June 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Never liked Musk. Can’t stand smug people. I know my skill set and am proud of it, but never smug. There’s nothing wrong or difficult about being humble. If your work doesn’t speak for itself and you have to brag, then your work isn’t up to snuff. Others will be your advertisers.
June 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Boss was talking to me about all the headaches caused by Trump’s policies and the look on her face when I reminded her it hasn’t even been a year.
June 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Grandsom is when you ransom your grandson. Thank you, that is all.
June 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
41 years old. Probably going to be my last midnight console launch. Switch 2!
June 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Is there a recipe website where ever story before the recipe is just the darkest shit you could possibly imagine?

Scrumptious Blueberry Muffins:

“The gangrene spread from my ankle to my thigh. The doctor gave me two months to live.”

1 1/2 cups all purpose flour
3/4 cup white sugar
June 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The question on every one’s mind is: Will convicted sex offender Donald Trump - who denies everything - pardon Diddy, a soon to be convicted sex offender who denies everything?

HHHMMMMMMMMMMM…
May 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Work is always nice when you’re the one in charge. Especially if you don’t feel like working.
May 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
May 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Prediction time: Trump’s people, with him unable to run for a third term, will incite a war with someone - anyone - so he can postpone indefinitely the mid-term elections. Congress has the ability to declare war, but they are just a puppet of Trump’s regime. They keep their idiot pres. in office.
May 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
New band name: The Bermurder Triangle”
May 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Drinking a beer and listening to MF DOOM. Life is ok.
May 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Creed: “Blow me now, I got six inches in your head and I’m thinking, all six inches is going down.”

Sorry!
May 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I catch squirrels now. Part of the job description.
May 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Overheard some teens talking about how they have no clue who Bob Dylan is. Good. Out with the old, in with the new!
April 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Went on a date once and forgot her name 10 minutes into the date. Pulled out my ID and said “Look how funny my picture is! Is your’s bad too?” “Totally, check it out.” “Nah, you look cute in this photo…Cheryl.”
April 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Going bowling tonight. Hope I don’t get Munson’d on the lanes tonight.
April 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM