Sarge
@southernsarge.bsky.social
I'm a good boy. Master @bigredsausage.bsky.social said so.
Fuckit, gonna actually use this and post random stuff and thirst over hunky boys
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/lifeguard on FA
Fuckit, gonna actually use this and post random stuff and thirst over hunky boys
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/lifeguard on FA
OMG why is salt so tasty
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
OMG why is salt so tasty
Hoes depressed
I'm not I take my meds
I'm not I take my meds
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Hoes depressed
I'm not I take my meds
I'm not I take my meds
Holy shit! Look at this!
All aboard the Seaduck. Master Blake and his partner drift through the Toon-verse toward a familiar Papa Bear.
Smooth words. Spirals turn. Trust us… We only want to play. 🌀
Ready for Take off!
#Toontober #Inktober
Smooth words. Spirals turn. Trust us… We only want to play. 🌀
Ready for Take off!
#Toontober #Inktober
October 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Holy shit! Look at this!
How is the fuckass juggling minigame the hardest boss?
September 17, 2025 at 8:24 AM
How is the fuckass juggling minigame the hardest boss?
I miss kolache factory
September 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I miss kolache factory
Really wish i could do even one thing that doesn't hurt someone else. Really wish my existence wasn't at the detriment of those around me.
Having a good day, how are you?
Having a good day, how are you?
September 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Really wish i could do even one thing that doesn't hurt someone else. Really wish my existence wasn't at the detriment of those around me.
Having a good day, how are you?
Having a good day, how are you?
I got fired...
...less than 2 months into my new job
...less than 2 months into my new job
September 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I got fired...
...less than 2 months into my new job
...less than 2 months into my new job
Reposted by Sarge
A Wild Slaking Appeared!!
Lazy burly Slaking just lounges—’til the Dumb Patrol calls. One trigger: “Dance Monkey.” His eyes glaze, muscles flex, and the beast grinds like a dumb himbo stripper, shaking his heavy body and grunting like the perfect toy. 🦍🌀💪
Lazy burly Slaking just lounges—’til the Dumb Patrol calls. One trigger: “Dance Monkey.” His eyes glaze, muscles flex, and the beast grinds like a dumb himbo stripper, shaking his heavy body and grunting like the perfect toy. 🦍🌀💪
August 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
A Wild Slaking Appeared!!
Lazy burly Slaking just lounges—’til the Dumb Patrol calls. One trigger: “Dance Monkey.” His eyes glaze, muscles flex, and the beast grinds like a dumb himbo stripper, shaking his heavy body and grunting like the perfect toy. 🦍🌀💪
Lazy burly Slaking just lounges—’til the Dumb Patrol calls. One trigger: “Dance Monkey.” His eyes glaze, muscles flex, and the beast grinds like a dumb himbo stripper, shaking his heavy body and grunting like the perfect toy. 🦍🌀💪
Watching a shitty anime and a demon burned down a town and killed 420 people... trying so hard to resist shouting lol blaze it
August 21, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Watching a shitty anime and a demon burned down a town and killed 420 people... trying so hard to resist shouting lol blaze it
Don't tell Master I'm still up. I was supposed to go to sleep half an hour ago
August 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Don't tell Master I'm still up. I was supposed to go to sleep half an hour ago
"Little daddy house shoes" is my lifeblood
August 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
"Little daddy house shoes" is my lifeblood
Its so statistically unlikely that all of my friends would be so hot by random chance, and yet here we are.
August 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Its so statistically unlikely that all of my friends would be so hot by random chance, and yet here we are.
Things that sound absolutely unhinged out of context:
"My sister's dog is so cute! It's a shame I have to keep killing it"
"My sister's dog is so cute! It's a shame I have to keep killing it"
August 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Things that sound absolutely unhinged out of context:
"My sister's dog is so cute! It's a shame I have to keep killing it"
"My sister's dog is so cute! It's a shame I have to keep killing it"
Look at him! View my boy!!
Commission for @southernsarge.bsky.social of his ttrpg character--a gambling demolitions expert. Thanks for the comm!
#furry #myart #commission
#furry #myart #commission
August 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Look at him! View my boy!!
Oh hell yeah! I have money this month!! Gonna go snag me a slot before they run out!
Hi all! My current queue is wrapped up but I still could use some help. I'm opening 5 slots this time for August. I've updated my prices a little too. If you don't need a commission right now, if you could spread the word, I'd really appreciate it. Thanks. 🙏
July 31, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Oh hell yeah! I have money this month!! Gonna go snag me a slot before they run out!
Cats only have 7 lives in germany?? Are you okay?
July 12, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Cats only have 7 lives in germany?? Are you okay?
I swear to God if I'm developing lactose intolerance I'm gonna sue someone
July 10, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I swear to God if I'm developing lactose intolerance I'm gonna sue someone
Oh dip! Everyone go commission this guy! His art is SOOO GOOD!
(he's also a good friend and deserves good things)
(he's also a good friend and deserves good things)
Hello!
I am currently broke and unemployed. While I sift through the hell that is the job market, I am opening 3 emergency commission slots. Anything on the sheet below is fine or anything outside the box, we can work out. Appreciate any spreading of the word if uninterested or unable right now.
I am currently broke and unemployed. While I sift through the hell that is the job market, I am opening 3 emergency commission slots. Anything on the sheet below is fine or anything outside the box, we can work out. Appreciate any spreading of the word if uninterested or unable right now.
July 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Oh dip! Everyone go commission this guy! His art is SOOO GOOD!
(he's also a good friend and deserves good things)
(he's also a good friend and deserves good things)
Reposted by Sarge
He may not be the sharpest Hypno Bear, but when he drops to his knees, blank, waiting for my command… gods, he’s perfect. My @southernsarge.bsky.social isn't just mine—he's trained, owned, and aching to please Master Blake.
That’s the only kind of smart my Good Hypno Bear needs. 🐻🌀 #HypnoBear
That’s the only kind of smart my Good Hypno Bear needs. 🐻🌀 #HypnoBear
July 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
He may not be the sharpest Hypno Bear, but when he drops to his knees, blank, waiting for my command… gods, he’s perfect. My @southernsarge.bsky.social isn't just mine—he's trained, owned, and aching to please Master Blake.
That’s the only kind of smart my Good Hypno Bear needs. 🐻🌀 #HypnoBear
That’s the only kind of smart my Good Hypno Bear needs. 🐻🌀 #HypnoBear
oh sweet~ I wonder if I can join?
Raffle Time! 1 Full Character Image for the winner, which I'll choose at random on July 8th. You have until then to enter. Simply Follow and Comment including either an image/link to your reference for your sona. Good luck, everyone! :]
My usual guidelines apply: Be kind + same No-list for themes!
My usual guidelines apply: Be kind + same No-list for themes!
July 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
oh sweet~ I wonder if I can join?
Man, fuck Eurylochus
June 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Man, fuck Eurylochus
DEAR
GOD
GOD
Men can’t stop sharing the Hypno Bear app…
They’re dressing sharper, obeying quicker, and growling with pride.
One download and suddenly every bro wants to be a good Hypno Bear with brain just fuzzy enough to serve and obey
Install. Obey. Serve. 🌀🐻
#HypnoBear
They’re dressing sharper, obeying quicker, and growling with pride.
One download and suddenly every bro wants to be a good Hypno Bear with brain just fuzzy enough to serve and obey
Install. Obey. Serve. 🌀🐻
#HypnoBear
June 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
DEAR
GOD
GOD
ASMR 10 hours surrounded by thousands of bees (relaxing)
June 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
ASMR 10 hours surrounded by thousands of bees (relaxing)
Napping isn't about going to sleep. It's about being one with the silence for a moment, about being comfy and cozy and not having to deal with anything. Napping restores your energy by giving you time to not do anything. Whether or not I'm on my phone the entire time is irrelevant.
June 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Napping isn't about going to sleep. It's about being one with the silence for a moment, about being comfy and cozy and not having to deal with anything. Napping restores your energy by giving you time to not do anything. Whether or not I'm on my phone the entire time is irrelevant.