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FUNKY COLD MEDINA
@sourpatchpatti.bsky.social
My body is walking in space 💨👽💨🍃

Momma to a unicorn 🦄✨

Locs. Cancer Gang. Former arts kid. Reincarnated gym rat?
Introvert on and offline.
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Oh noooooooo this page is also a BLACKS ONLY page. All other will be blocked.
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November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
That nigga still on here being ugly, huh?
September 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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September 1, 2025 at 10:19 AM
L
August 17, 2025 at 11:55 AM
And
July 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
L
June 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Mm
June 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I really miss having a lil yeah to talk to during the day.
June 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I miss having somebody to be “middle of the day” horny for. 🤣🤣🤣
May 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Why can’t this shit ever happen to MEEEE 😭

But good for her.
I’m actually in a great mood. Let me bless you!!!
April 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
What up skeeps! What I miss today? 👀
April 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I just…..really wish this mf was who they appeared to be. Smh. Tough shit.

We’d be up talking to each other. Kicking it smooth right about now.
March 16, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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February 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Lastly, make sure you are reading to your kids everyday. 10 minute minimum. If they don’t like to sit for a story, do a few pages at a time. Ask them what color is this or what animal is that.. get books about topics they like. Start soon as they get home for the hospital. 🤗
February 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Bruh. Wanting sex but not wanting to get these men out here is thee most frustrating shit.
February 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I really wanted to hop on this app and for it to take off. Unfortunately, I still spend majority of my time on Twitter.
February 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist
February 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
February 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Ugh. I don’t need a man right now but I miss having one. Just someone to text casually during the day. And to share laughs and inside jokes with. Laying up. Blowing one back and then blowing my back out the frame. All that type shit.
January 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
My sister REALLY be arguing by herself with her bd….if the neega don’t wanna act right, put that ass on child support and BLOCK HIM. Protect your peace above all else, sis. You and them babies deserve better.
January 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Johnny Depp
ONLY ONE ACTOR CAN STAY, The Rest And All Of Their Work Has To Go. Which One Are You Picking? #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
January 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Taking I runout into the snow later. It’s gon be 5 minutes before she wanna come back in 😂😂😂
January 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I miss the days where I was excited about a man calling/texting my phone.
January 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Something doesn’t have to directly affect you for you to have empathy. Lack of empathy is a character flaw.
January 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Bat mobile
January 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM