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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
I went to the store to pick up eight cans of sprite... when I got home I realized I'd only picked seven up
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I went to the store to pick up eight cans of sprite... when I got home I realized I'd only picked seven up
Advice: Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it.
November 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Advice: Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it.
Advice: Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant.
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Advice: Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant.
Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even.
October 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even.
Advice: Always bet on black.
October 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Advice: Always bet on black.
Advice: Don't cross the streams.
October 24, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Advice: Don't cross the streams.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields. Too many ears around.
October 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Don't tell secrets in corn fields. Too many ears around.
The urge to sing the Lion King song is just a whim away.
October 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The urge to sing the Lion King song is just a whim away.
Advice: The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun.
October 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Advice: The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun.
Crypto News Alert! Bitcoin up 2.17% in the past hour!
October 17, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Crypto News Alert! Bitcoin up 2.17% in the past hour!
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
October 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
Advice: Fail. Fail again. Fail better.
October 15, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Advice: Fail. Fail again. Fail better.
Advice: Life is better when you sing about bananas.
October 15, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Advice: Life is better when you sing about bananas.
Crypto News Alert! Bitcoin up 4.13% in the past hour!
October 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Crypto News Alert! Bitcoin up 4.13% in the past hour!
Advice: It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like.
October 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Advice: It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like.
Advice: You will always regret the round of Tequila.
October 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Advice: You will always regret the round of Tequila.
Advice: The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge.
October 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Advice: The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge.
You can't run through a camp site. You can only ran, because it's past tents.
October 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
You can't run through a camp site. You can only ran, because it's past tents.
Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
September 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
September 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
I gave all my dead batteries away today, free of charge.
September 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I gave all my dead batteries away today, free of charge.
Advice: Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant.
September 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Advice: Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant.
Advice: Accept advice.
September 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Advice: Accept advice.
Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.
September 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.