kelly (soup) jean
@souplife.bsky.social
Reader of tasteless books and prone to unsanctioned displays of whimsy.
Soup enthusiast. Cat wrangler.
Soup enthusiast. Cat wrangler.
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kelly (soup) jean
@souplife.bsky.social
· Jan 23
The only thing we deadname around these parts are the Gulf of Mexico and Twitter.
Top Reads for January. Lots of time stuck indoors meant lots of time for reading.
January 31, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Top Reads for January. Lots of time stuck indoors meant lots of time for reading.
Guess who climbed in my pantry and nibbled holes into the plastic bags of rice.
January 30, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Guess who climbed in my pantry and nibbled holes into the plastic bags of rice.
Deleted my TikTok today. It's been weird over there since the sale went through.
January 29, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Deleted my TikTok today. It's been weird over there since the sale went through.
Action is the antidote to despair
January 26, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Action is the antidote to despair
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“Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death,” an AO3 fic in which Isaac Chotiner interviews the guy who runs the lottery in Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”, is astounding. archiveofourown.org/works/73396436
Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death - Charlotte_Stant - The Lottery - Shirley Jackson [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
January 13, 2026 at 4:55 AM
“Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death,” an AO3 fic in which Isaac Chotiner interviews the guy who runs the lottery in Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”, is astounding. archiveofourown.org/works/73396436
Who needs other hobbies when you have soup and books?
December 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Who needs other hobbies when you have soup and books?
Figuring out holiday plans for the day themselves is such an embarrassing experience as a single person. It always feels weird to glob onto another family's traditions for one day.
I've filled up the rest of the week with volunteer activities, but nothing for Thanksgiving itself.
I've filled up the rest of the week with volunteer activities, but nothing for Thanksgiving itself.
November 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Figuring out holiday plans for the day themselves is such an embarrassing experience as a single person. It always feels weird to glob onto another family's traditions for one day.
I've filled up the rest of the week with volunteer activities, but nothing for Thanksgiving itself.
I've filled up the rest of the week with volunteer activities, but nothing for Thanksgiving itself.
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NEW: Talarico leads Allred by 6 points, 48% to 42%, despite facing a 28 point name ID deficit.
Without going up on air, Talarico was still able to surge 36 points in just 2 months, a feat attributable to a massive earned and social media presence.
Without going up on air, Talarico was still able to surge 36 points in just 2 months, a feat attributable to a massive earned and social media presence.
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
NEW: Talarico leads Allred by 6 points, 48% to 42%, despite facing a 28 point name ID deficit.
Without going up on air, Talarico was still able to surge 36 points in just 2 months, a feat attributable to a massive earned and social media presence.
Without going up on air, Talarico was still able to surge 36 points in just 2 months, a feat attributable to a massive earned and social media presence.
Hosting my SouperBowl this weekend.
It's a thinly veiled excuse to get friends to bring me soups.
It's a thinly veiled excuse to get friends to bring me soups.
November 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Hosting my SouperBowl this weekend.
It's a thinly veiled excuse to get friends to bring me soups.
It's a thinly veiled excuse to get friends to bring me soups.
Reposted by kelly (soup) jean
I yearn for a political party where not endorsing Mamdani while praising Dick Cheney gets you automatically booted out
November 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I yearn for a political party where not endorsing Mamdani while praising Dick Cheney gets you automatically booted out
I went to a haunted car wash tonight.
5 stars. Do recommend.
5 stars. Do recommend.
October 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I went to a haunted car wash tonight.
5 stars. Do recommend.
5 stars. Do recommend.
Still out here hugging animals
October 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Still out here hugging animals
A stranger just proposed to me in front of these two
October 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
A stranger just proposed to me in front of these two
"That's AI. It's not real," I whisper, ad nauseum.
October 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
"That's AI. It's not real," I whisper, ad nauseum.
I'm hosting a SOUPer Bowl next month where we exchange soup recipes.
October 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I'm hosting a SOUPer Bowl next month where we exchange soup recipes.
A book made for me
September 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
A book made for me
It's the best time of the year! Fat Bear Week is almost here!!!!
September 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It's the best time of the year! Fat Bear Week is almost here!!!!
It's almost Fat Bear Week!! 🎉
September 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It's almost Fat Bear Week!! 🎉
Afternoon reading buddy.
JK. Obi continues to refuse to learn to read.
JK. Obi continues to refuse to learn to read.
August 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Afternoon reading buddy.
JK. Obi continues to refuse to learn to read.
JK. Obi continues to refuse to learn to read.
Friendly reminder that not all opinions are created equal. I asked for local crab rangoon recommendations and someone with a straight face said "Cheesecake Factory."
August 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Friendly reminder that not all opinions are created equal. I asked for local crab rangoon recommendations and someone with a straight face said "Cheesecake Factory."
Five meetings today and zero soup
August 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Five meetings today and zero soup
Super rude that I'm not a bear laying in a cold river full of salmon
August 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Super rude that I'm not a bear laying in a cold river full of salmon
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Hey kids, did you know if you pick this up from the cooler and change your mind about buying it, leaving it randomly in the store, it won't go back to the shelf for sale.
It's a part of food safety we should all observe. Don't pickup strange warm dairy products, especially if it that coffemate shit
It's a part of food safety we should all observe. Don't pickup strange warm dairy products, especially if it that coffemate shit
You have got to be fucking kidding me!
Kill the whole IP with fire and then salt the earth.
Kill the whole IP with fire and then salt the earth.
August 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Hey kids, did you know if you pick this up from the cooler and change your mind about buying it, leaving it randomly in the store, it won't go back to the shelf for sale.
It's a part of food safety we should all observe. Don't pickup strange warm dairy products, especially if it that coffemate shit
It's a part of food safety we should all observe. Don't pickup strange warm dairy products, especially if it that coffemate shit
