Having hyperfarts can honestly be useful sometimes. My house is constantly warm even in the winter heat, and if I go outside for long enough I can melt most of the snow in my neighborhood. People are actually hiring me to blast snow out of their driveways and yards.

I let one rip in tornado alley and they had to extend the tornado scale to EF6

I can't believe they pay me to sit in front of a big turbine and rip ass. I get thirty dollars an hour lmao. I don't even know what it does but it's supposed to be something important. Strange that when I got the flu and had to stay home sick there was a bunch of power outages.

Okay, thinking about writing a bunch of random kink stuff in character like in roleplay style. We'll all pretend that what I'm saying is true and it will be really horny. I'll put brackets around out of character stuff [like this]

Ngl I really love farts. Shocker I know. But to the extent where I will go through great lengths just to feel a fat one ripple out of my ass. I would straight up eat napalm if it made my rippers explosive.

Every time a trans woman puts on deodorant, an angel loses its wings.