HP SAUCE
@soundr5.bsky.social
Sounders, Chelsea, Part Owner of Lewes FC. Jags & Glenmorganie. LH44. Former Royal Femmes Prez.
My last day at current employer is tomorrow
My first interview with their main competitor is also tomorrow
🤞
My first interview with their main competitor is also tomorrow
🤞
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
My last day at current employer is tomorrow
My first interview with their main competitor is also tomorrow
🤞
My first interview with their main competitor is also tomorrow
🤞
Good God - put your shirts back on NYC.
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Good God - put your shirts back on NYC.
Respectfully, Fuck Messi.
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Respectfully, Fuck Messi.
IYKYK
ECS End of Season parties were so much weirder when I booked the venue!
ECS End of Season parties were so much weirder when I booked the venue!
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
IYKYK
ECS End of Season parties were so much weirder when I booked the venue!
ECS End of Season parties were so much weirder when I booked the venue!
I know I’m late to the party but holy cow, Severance is a trip!
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I know I’m late to the party but holy cow, Severance is a trip!
So much to do
So few fucks to give
🤷♀️
So few fucks to give
🤷♀️
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
So much to do
So few fucks to give
🤷♀️
So few fucks to give
🤷♀️
Note to self: brakes are expensive! 🤦🏼♀️
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Note to self: brakes are expensive! 🤦🏼♀️
Boom - there goes the power!
November 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Boom - there goes the power!
Dropping off my car, stopped in for coffee and stumbled upon the location where all the old men of W Seattle meet, apparently.
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Dropping off my car, stopped in for coffee and stumbled upon the location where all the old men of W Seattle meet, apparently.
Waitrose Christmas Ads are the best!
Keira Knightley stars in Waitrose’s Christmas ‘mini romcom’ ad
YouTube video by Daily Record
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Waitrose Christmas Ads are the best!
LinkedIn’s algorithm is whack. No idea why they feel I’m a great fit as an HVAC technician! Break these manicured nails? I don’t think so!
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
LinkedIn’s algorithm is whack. No idea why they feel I’m a great fit as an HVAC technician! Break these manicured nails? I don’t think so!
Can’t wait for the 2027 Season!
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Can’t wait for the 2027 Season!
Actual LOL when senior staff reviewed the 5 pages of projects I’m working on and exclaimed “we didn’t realize you did *all* of this”. Shoulda figured that off before laying me off, assholes.
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Actual LOL when senior staff reviewed the 5 pages of projects I’m working on and exclaimed “we didn’t realize you did *all* of this”. Shoulda figured that off before laying me off, assholes.
We shouldn’t be losing to 10 men teams.
Simple as that.
But also, that match,I guarantee, will have been far more entertaining than the finals.
Simple as that.
But also, that match,I guarantee, will have been far more entertaining than the finals.
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
We shouldn’t be losing to 10 men teams.
Simple as that.
But also, that match,I guarantee, will have been far more entertaining than the finals.
Simple as that.
But also, that match,I guarantee, will have been far more entertaining than the finals.
I can’t. I’m off to do laundry.
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I can’t. I’m off to do laundry.
Why is DSC such a lippy bastard?
November 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Why is DSC such a lippy bastard?
Penalties.
a close up of a man with #theexpanse on the bottom
ALT: a close up of a man with #theexpanse on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Penalties.
One day. One day I’ll watch a match where I’m not screaming at the TV. Right?
November 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
One day. One day I’ll watch a match where I’m not screaming at the TV. Right?
I wonder if that was Frei’s last stretch as a Sounder.
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I wonder if that was Frei’s last stretch as a Sounder.
Yes. Yes.
Come on lads.
Come on lads.
November 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Yes. Yes.
Come on lads.
Come on lads.
Every fucking time.
Every time.
Every time.
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Every fucking time.
Every time.
Every time.