Sorry Hets
sorryhets.bsky.social
Sorry Hets
@sorryhets.bsky.social
Apologizing to heterosexuals even though i shouldn't
sorry hets but i feel like ebony dark'ness dementia raven way (derogatory) when i want to feel like ebony dark'ness dementia raven way (complimentary)
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
sorry hets but you know how zionists are always asking anti-genocide people to condemn khamas? i think the gays should always be asking hets to condemn gender-reveal parties at every opportunity
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
sorry hets but what if "vagina" was stressed on the first syllable and "penis" was stressed on the second
October 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Sorry hets but My Immortal really does live rent free in my head. Maybe the real Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way was the friends we made along the way.
October 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
sorry hets but do the cis people think that archaeologists in the future are going to look at a skeleton with a feminine facial structure, spinal damage from having HUGE FUCKIN NATURAL B;BAZONGAS and osteoporosis and say "yes this is a man"
October 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
sorry hets but you know old timey sailing had to be a bad time since their food looked like cuneiform tablets
October 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
sorry hets but i am being CANCELLED by the woke left (a discord mod) for using my FREEDOM OF SPEECH (calling my feet THE GRIPPERS)
October 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Sorry to lechistan but i made frozen pierogi in the air fryer and they turned out ~bad~
October 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
sorry hets but conversion therapy should be illegal for adults too
October 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Sorry hets but i declare today Jozef Radecký day just to antagonize the Italians
October 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Sorry hets but im gonna start telling people i'm an anarcho-leninist to make people mad and make me feel any a thing
October 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
sorry hets but i bought 360 ticonderoga pencils because the teens go through pencils like the sluttiest twink at the rave goes through party drugs. After a week they have already eaten more than 12
October 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
sorry hets but i support sluts, skanks, and whores. however, i cannot abide by harlots
October 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Sorry hets but let me get this straight... libs are happy that one fascist lost the nobel peace prize to... another fascist???
October 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
sorry hets but now the swifties know how i felt when gaga dropped artpop
October 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
sorry hets but maff was invented by gays and brown people so that means its WOKE
October 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
sorry hets i may have my disagreements with activision-blizzard but i do appreciate that they gave wow players of both factions a wide variety of baddies and daddies to tell them to do war crimes
October 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Sorry hets but why does the facebook woozy face emoji 🥴 look like someone who is shoving some a thing up their assed hole
October 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
sorry hets but someone should soak an ounce of the devil's lettuce in alcohol and then shove it up their assed hole for an hour just to see what will happen (this is not medical advice)
October 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
sorry hets but i find the core horror of bloodborne to be "what if england was real"
October 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Sorry hets but I should have realized how little "the one movie with Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way" narrows it down
September 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
sorry hets but in the workers state comic book movies will only be animated and with budgets commiserate to the importance of comic book movies
September 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
sorry hets but i'm not convinced one way or the other on the question on whether addiction to... ahem, sexual media... exists as a medical phenomenon distinct from general brainrot but it's real suspicious that all the people who think its a serious problem are the worst people imaginable
September 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Sorry to frenchs but i made boeuf bourguignone in the crocked pott
September 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Sorry hets but tiddy demons in media are for the lesbians only. bye sexuals can look only with one eye closed. hets must avert their eyes
September 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM