sophthehoe.bsky.social
@sophthehoe.bsky.social
She Dieter on my Eagan til I Kier.
March 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Yo, I don't know if I'm alt-is-thick or nothin', but people movin' furniture around stresses me the fuck out.
March 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Puppy in heat. 😤🥴🥵
March 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Literally No One: Please tell me about Elder Scrolls lore.
Me: WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF THE AURBIS, N'WAH???
March 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Puppies are allowed to be a little bit evil when they're sad. It's in the rules.
February 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
WHO THE FUCK WAS GONNA TELL ME SEASON 3 OF INVINCIBLE STARTED COMING OUT THREE WEEKS AGO???????????
February 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I'm like if Beaker found estrogen.
January 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Just posting screenshots from my Facebook because I don't feel like breaking it up.
January 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
New Jacob Geller vid dropped on Nebula today! 🤘😝❤️
January 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
After jerking off, we reward ourselves with a cookie. This is the way.
January 10, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Reposted
what is best in life?

to Post a banger. to drive the timeline before you and hear the lamentations of the haters
August 27, 2023 at 1:49 AM
I like how Donald Trump is now just like, "Yeah, let's just annex the entire world, I guess. 🤷🏼‍♀️"
January 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I may be a woman, but I actually can't give you cooties, because I had the preventative cootie shot (as delivered via circle, circle, dot, and dot) before I became a woman.
December 30, 2024 at 6:29 PM
@todd-howard.bsky.social, what did the Snow Elves call the lands of modern Skyrim that they inhabited in the Merethic Era?

I've Googled variations of this question a lot, and I can't actually find any answers to it.
December 10, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Watching as trans people slowly but consistently disappear from mainstream Democratic rhetoric and platforms, as well as seeing a handful of representatives outright antagonize us after the results of this election have come out, genuinely makes me sick to my stomach.
November 29, 2024 at 9:44 AM
Posted this on Facebook about a year ago:

"Playing Skyrim without fast travel has convinced me of two things: (1) Skyrim isn't really that big, and (2) Skyrim is f*cking huge."
November 29, 2024 at 9:41 AM
"Why my colonoscopy discount code no work?"

~Clovis, my lovely meta
November 29, 2024 at 9:40 AM
Imagine you're in the Dark Souls II universe, and somebody's like, "What's your name?" And you're just like, "Dennis. 👿"
November 29, 2024 at 9:39 AM
I hope that cis girls know they can be just as pretty as normal girls. At least I think so. 🫶
November 29, 2024 at 9:39 AM
If movies have taught me anything, it's that ladies like an awkwardly charming tax collector who brings them a variety of types of flour and who can play exactly one song on guitar.
November 29, 2024 at 9:39 AM
We both got out of the room for a lot longer than normal today, so now PJ's laying on me because he wants to be closer to me.
November 29, 2024 at 9:37 AM
Just reposting this again a couple days out in case it improves reach a little. ❤️
Hey y'all. I've got a birthday coming up on the 30th of this month, November. I'd like to be able to order dinner from a restaurant for me and my family that night. I'm guessing it'll be about $100-$120. I'd really appreciate it if anybody could Venmo me a little money to put toward that.
November 28, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Oh yeah, this is definitely going places.
November 27, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Them: Are you an e-girl?

Me: Oh yeah, 100% authentic, I throw up and everything.
November 26, 2024 at 6:22 AM
TW: Islamophobia, also I mention CSA in my own caption.

Wow, it's so crazy that Islam arrived in all those countries between the 1970's and the 2020's. (Cont. Below)
November 26, 2024 at 6:18 AM