Mark Shepherd
@sophserv.bsky.social
Stonemason/musician with too much interest in the internet. Crafter of verbiage, lover of truth, supporter of all things brave and beautiful. Cauliflower.
You are jet fuel
And I’m steel beams 🎶
And I’m steel beams 🎶
April 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
You are jet fuel
And I’m steel beams 🎶
And I’m steel beams 🎶
Sorry for my behavior today. I had too many Oedipals.
March 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Sorry for my behavior today. I had too many Oedipals.
There has never been
a more bland name for
a retail chain than Home Goods.
They had to really workshop that one.
a more bland name for
a retail chain than Home Goods.
They had to really workshop that one.
March 2, 2025 at 7:08 AM
There has never been
a more bland name for
a retail chain than Home Goods.
They had to really workshop that one.
a more bland name for
a retail chain than Home Goods.
They had to really workshop that one.
#Severence, Severence, speak so slightly
Severence, down on your bended knee
Taste the whip, in love not given lightly
Taste the whip, now bleed for Kier
Severence, down on your bended knee
Taste the whip, in love not given lightly
Taste the whip, now bleed for Kier
February 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
#Severence, Severence, speak so slightly
Severence, down on your bended knee
Taste the whip, in love not given lightly
Taste the whip, now bleed for Kier
Severence, down on your bended knee
Taste the whip, in love not given lightly
Taste the whip, now bleed for Kier
I’ve never heard the words “Beau Brummell” outside of that Billy Joel song. Starting to think he made it up.
February 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I’ve never heard the words “Beau Brummell” outside of that Billy Joel song. Starting to think he made it up.
Stick Kevorkian me, I’m done.
February 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Stick Kevorkian me, I’m done.
He’s getting a little Elon in the tooth. 
February 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
He’s getting a little Elon in the tooth. 
She’s got Warwick Davis size
February 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
She’s got Warwick Davis size
I would get one of those robotic toilets but I’m afraid of ToTo Recall.
February 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I would get one of those robotic toilets but I’m afraid of ToTo Recall.
One prisoner to another: You wanna get out of here?
February 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
One prisoner to another: You wanna get out of here?
Believe it or not, there is a time and a place for everything, including raisins. 
February 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Believe it or not, there is a time and a place for everything, including raisins. 
Barbarian 🎶
Take my land
Barbarian
You got me running an a-screaming
Dying and a-bleeding
Barbarian 🎶
Take my land
Barbarian
You got me running an a-screaming
Dying and a-bleeding
Barbarian 🎶
February 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Barbarian 🎶
Take my land
Barbarian
You got me running an a-screaming
Dying and a-bleeding
Barbarian 🎶
Take my land
Barbarian
You got me running an a-screaming
Dying and a-bleeding
Barbarian 🎶
DEI ate my homework. 😞
February 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
DEI ate my homework. 😞
This machine has a butt ton of buttons. 📱
January 31, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This machine has a butt ton of buttons. 📱
I’m no radical, but I would love to prank these ICE idiots and their raids. Like carry out some elaborate intervention that redirects their whole plan. I suppose it would require quite a bit of intel about the when and the where, but I could see committing to such an effort.
January 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I’m no radical, but I would love to prank these ICE idiots and their raids. Like carry out some elaborate intervention that redirects their whole plan. I suppose it would require quite a bit of intel about the when and the where, but I could see committing to such an effort.
January 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Bro have you ever tried TM™️?
Shit’s wild.
Shit’s wild.
January 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Bro have you ever tried TM™️?
Shit’s wild.
Shit’s wild.
I’ve vowed not to get caught up in the rage-bait mind-fuck this time around. I’ll be working the Quantum Field for the next four years while quietly wishing an enormous safe falls on DT.
a person is standing on top of a sand dune in the desert
ALT: a person is standing on top of a sand dune in the desert
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I’ve vowed not to get caught up in the rage-bait mind-fuck this time around. I’ll be working the Quantum Field for the next four years while quietly wishing an enormous safe falls on DT.
January 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Could you do me a favor and shut the phở cup?
January 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Could you do me a favor and shut the phở cup?