I’m starting to think the reason the American people seem to have no political power is because they conflate nonviolent resistance with nonresistant compliance.

“Cynthia Erivo isn’t even Christian!” She actually is. In fact, that information is incredibly easy to find. You will get an answer immediately if you google it. Gee, I sure do wonder why some of you assume she isn’t Christian. I wonder why y’all feel aversion towards her. I guess we’ll never know.

The gayest thing I’ve ever done was kiss my girlfriend for the first time on the first day of Pride Month.

Ok minimum-wage Netflix worker I see you

Can we stop acting like using a school bathroom to poop is more embarrassing than using it to inhale formaldehyde?