Sophie Delaney
@sophiewalterd.bsky.social
Writer/Performer/Co-host of Chompin’ Podcast, she/her 🏳️⚧️
Concepts of a Plan
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Concepts of a Plan
Obsessed he kept his helmet on for the whole post game interview.
October 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Obsessed he kept his helmet on for the whole post game interview.
If Bill Clinton is on the Epstein list, I absolutely think he should not be allowed to be the current President of the United States.
July 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
If Bill Clinton is on the Epstein list, I absolutely think he should not be allowed to be the current President of the United States.
These truly have been, the perks of being a wallflower.
March 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
These truly have been, the perks of being a wallflower.
Maybe just swallow the gum
March 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Maybe just swallow the gum
January 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
People talk a lot of shit about “Dog and Pony Shows,” but I’ll tell you what....seems like something I’d like to see.
January 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
People talk a lot of shit about “Dog and Pony Shows,” but I’ll tell you what....seems like something I’d like to see.
Everyone thinks that getting to refer to Martin Scorsese as, “Marty,” means you’ve made it Hollywood. But actually, the real test is getting to refer to Helen Miren as, “Bones.”
January 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Everyone thinks that getting to refer to Martin Scorsese as, “Marty,” means you’ve made it Hollywood. But actually, the real test is getting to refer to Helen Miren as, “Bones.”
Every time my mailman shows up I mark his height on my door, but it’s not weird because he’s my only friend.
January 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Every time my mailman shows up I mark his height on my door, but it’s not weird because he’s my only friend.
Cvs is claiming they, “aren’t responsible, for their valet driver stealing my car” because their stores, “don’t have a valet option,” and they, “have a hard time believing that I thought they might.”
January 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Cvs is claiming they, “aren’t responsible, for their valet driver stealing my car” because their stores, “don’t have a valet option,” and they, “have a hard time believing that I thought they might.”
Legislative, Executive, Judicial & Michelle: My 4 Branches of Government.
January 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Legislative, Executive, Judicial & Michelle: My 4 Branches of Government.
I eat ribs with my dentist after every appointment, and it’s not always a friendly time.
January 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I eat ribs with my dentist after every appointment, and it’s not always a friendly time.
When Harry Met Sally - 1st draft
Int. Diner - Night
Sally: Yes, yes oh god yes!!!!
The diner takes notice of Sally’s delight. We cut over to a nearby table.
Lady: I’ll have what she’s having.
Waiter: Are you sure?
Lady: Yes.
Waiter: Okay, one Hawk Burger coming up.
Int. Diner - Night
Sally: Yes, yes oh god yes!!!!
The diner takes notice of Sally’s delight. We cut over to a nearby table.
Lady: I’ll have what she’s having.
Waiter: Are you sure?
Lady: Yes.
Waiter: Okay, one Hawk Burger coming up.
January 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
When Harry Met Sally - 1st draft
Int. Diner - Night
Sally: Yes, yes oh god yes!!!!
The diner takes notice of Sally’s delight. We cut over to a nearby table.
Lady: I’ll have what she’s having.
Waiter: Are you sure?
Lady: Yes.
Waiter: Okay, one Hawk Burger coming up.
Int. Diner - Night
Sally: Yes, yes oh god yes!!!!
The diner takes notice of Sally’s delight. We cut over to a nearby table.
Lady: I’ll have what she’s having.
Waiter: Are you sure?
Lady: Yes.
Waiter: Okay, one Hawk Burger coming up.
I like my eggs like I like my detective novels, hardboiled and purchased in a gas station.
January 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I like my eggs like I like my detective novels, hardboiled and purchased in a gas station.
Not only can you not fight city hall, but apparently you can’t use their microwave to heat up some lasagna either.
January 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Not only can you not fight city hall, but apparently you can’t use their microwave to heat up some lasagna either.
I met my wife on Carvana, and yes, I married a Subaru Forester.
January 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I met my wife on Carvana, and yes, I married a Subaru Forester.
The “only fans” I need are my cats.
January 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The “only fans” I need are my cats.
I never drink Dasani water, but I only wear Dasani jeans.
January 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I never drink Dasani water, but I only wear Dasani jeans.
I dream of having a big family. We’d all wear Heelys to the airport and cruise to our gate in flank formation, together.
January 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I dream of having a big family. We’d all wear Heelys to the airport and cruise to our gate in flank formation, together.
Daemon Targaryen sounds like something Anthony Kiedis would shout out as he’s trying to find his way back to a chorus.
January 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Daemon Targaryen sounds like something Anthony Kiedis would shout out as he’s trying to find his way back to a chorus.
Nice part about being trans is that I’m no longer on bachelor party email chains with men I don’t really know that open with, “Gentlemen,”
January 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Nice part about being trans is that I’m no longer on bachelor party email chains with men I don’t really know that open with, “Gentlemen,”
Anytime I come across a reasonably well dressed man in his 60’s with an English accent in LA, I just assume he was somehow involved with Fleetwood Mac.
January 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Anytime I come across a reasonably well dressed man in his 60’s with an English accent in LA, I just assume he was somehow involved with Fleetwood Mac.
I studied theater in hopes to one day win an Oscar/become the face of an insurance companies ad campaign
January 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I studied theater in hopes to one day win an Oscar/become the face of an insurance companies ad campaign
When Guy Fieri saw the breadth of his Flavortown, he wept, for there were no more chicken dinners to winner winner.
January 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
When Guy Fieri saw the breadth of his Flavortown, he wept, for there were no more chicken dinners to winner winner.