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Robert Valentine
@sonofwar.bsky.social
I am your darkest moment….|| #PJORP|| Mun is 25+
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𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭
Shrugs and walks over to the toaster putting it on max and placing two pieces of bread in it.
January 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"are you having an aneurysm right now?"
January 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"I...live here?"

Looking around the cabin.
January 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
"Are you... good, father?"
January 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"Thanks? What's with the hundred yard stare?"
January 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Jabbing at @warmongering.bsky.social.

"Wake up old man."
January 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"Boars are an option and our father chooses horses?"
Well... You could switch it up a little? Giant goats are popular. Boars? Uh... Big dogs?
They aren’t big fans of me.
January 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
They aren’t big fans of me.
Not a fan...?
Horses... right...
January 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Horses... right...
(He looks excited!)

We can start with regular horses. Mine are... really fast.
Traditional huh? Well I guess it couldn't hurt.
January 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Traditional huh? Well I guess it couldn't hurt.
Do you want any lessons? The chariot part isn't required, just kind of... traditional, I guess.
"I've driven a chariot before."

He puffs up his chest.

"Just not too well."
January 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"I've driven a chariot before."

He puffs up his chest.

"Just not too well."
(A little snort. Yeah okay, Bobby isn't so bad.)

Habit, I guess.

You know how to drive a chariot or will Phobos and I be doing that for ya?
"Why would you call me that? I'm your brother."

Not catching the sarcasm.
January 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
January 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Oh, is his half brother jealous that their father is giving him attention?
January 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"At least put on some fucking pants. No one wants that swinging in their face."
January 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
"Hey @heirofruin.bsky.social, can I get a cigarette?"
January 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
He walks up to @dareisms.bsky.social.

"We need to talk.. about everything."
January 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
“I’ll make it as weird as I want to.”
"Let's just fight, don't make it weird."
"You really want a piece of this?"
December 30, 2024 at 8:43 AM
“I love you, Rach.”
“later, perhaps.” she squeezed his hand
“When?”

His face looked serious.
December 30, 2024 at 4:55 AM
“When?”

His face looked serious.
“it’s not…. we’re gonna talk about it though.”
“I’m sorry if this is a deal breaker for you.”
December 30, 2024 at 4:48 AM
“I’m sorry if this is a deal breaker for you.”
gnawing on her lip.

“okay…”
“I wanted to be a soldier, I know what I’m doing, Rach.”

She takes her hand.
December 30, 2024 at 4:42 AM
“Fine, I’ll take whatever you throw at me, even this.”
December 30, 2024 at 4:14 AM
“I wanted to be a soldier, I know what I’m doing, Rach.”

She takes her hand.
“i know… i know i know.”
"I'm a child of it, Rach..."
December 30, 2024 at 4:13 AM
"Now that you know I can read you're gonna make me study?"
December 30, 2024 at 1:44 AM
"I'm a child of it, Rach..."
“about war! what it does, what it CAN do!”
"Same page for what?"
December 30, 2024 at 1:31 AM
OF COURSE I CAN READ
December 30, 2024 at 1:30 AM