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(Rouge) YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME, I wanted to say, I'm sorry for the way that I've acted and-
(Knuckles) WOAH BIG WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK THERE DUDE!?
(Big) Uh, nothing uh, don't even look at me uh-
(Knuckles) WOAH BIG WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK THERE DUDE!?
(Big) Uh, nothing uh, don't even look at me uh-
December 29, 2025 at 9:57 AM
(Rouge) YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME, I wanted to say, I'm sorry for the way that I've acted and-
(Knuckles) WOAH BIG WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK THERE DUDE!?
(Big) Uh, nothing uh, don't even look at me uh-
(Knuckles) WOAH BIG WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK THERE DUDE!?
(Big) Uh, nothing uh, don't even look at me uh-
(Rouge) No listen!
(Knuckles) I'm sorry I didn't mean to do that.
(Knuckles) I'm sorry I didn't mean to do that.
December 29, 2025 at 8:52 AM
(Rouge) No listen!
(Knuckles) I'm sorry I didn't mean to do that.
(Knuckles) I'm sorry I didn't mean to do that.
(Knuckles) I'm sorry did you not consent to me saving your life!?
(Rouge) No, I did. I just-
(Knuckles) I can push you back down
(Rouge) No, I did. I just-
(Knuckles) I can push you back down
December 29, 2025 at 7:51 AM
(Knuckles) I'm sorry did you not consent to me saving your life!?
(Rouge) No, I did. I just-
(Knuckles) I can push you back down
(Rouge) No, I did. I just-
(Knuckles) I can push you back down
(Knuckles) I did it!
(Rouge) Knuckles.
Thats-
I-
Knuckles, I'm so sorry.
(Rouge) Knuckles.
Thats-
I-
Knuckles, I'm so sorry.
December 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
(Knuckles) I did it!
(Rouge) Knuckles.
Thats-
I-
Knuckles, I'm so sorry.
(Rouge) Knuckles.
Thats-
I-
Knuckles, I'm so sorry.
(Rouge) So, do you want to like, go get coffee later? Maybe? Me and my one polygon boobs?
(Knuckles) They're my favorite polygon.
(Knuckles) They're my favorite polygon.
December 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
(Rouge) So, do you want to like, go get coffee later? Maybe? Me and my one polygon boobs?
(Knuckles) They're my favorite polygon.
(Knuckles) They're my favorite polygon.
(Knuckles) Ah, I see we meet again. For the first last time.
(Rouge) But this time we're in space, I don't know how the fuck I got here to be honest with you.
(Knuckles) I don't know how the fuck I'm breathing to be honest. AGH.
(Rouge) But this time we're in space, I don't know how the fuck I got here to be honest with you.
(Knuckles) I don't know how the fuck I'm breathing to be honest. AGH.
December 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
(Knuckles) Ah, I see we meet again. For the first last time.
(Rouge) But this time we're in space, I don't know how the fuck I got here to be honest with you.
(Knuckles) I don't know how the fuck I'm breathing to be honest. AGH.
(Rouge) But this time we're in space, I don't know how the fuck I got here to be honest with you.
(Knuckles) I don't know how the fuck I'm breathing to be honest. AGH.
(Sonic)So wait, I had to put the what in the what now?
(Tails) You have to put it in the nuclear reactor! Put the piss rock in the nuclear reactor!
(Sonic) Huh? What!? What did you just say to me!? Put the what in the what!?
(Tails) You have to put it in the nuclear reactor! Put the piss rock in the nuclear reactor!
(Sonic) Huh? What!? What did you just say to me!? Put the what in the what!?
December 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
(Sonic)So wait, I had to put the what in the what now?
(Tails) You have to put it in the nuclear reactor! Put the piss rock in the nuclear reactor!
(Sonic) Huh? What!? What did you just say to me!? Put the what in the what!?
(Tails) You have to put it in the nuclear reactor! Put the piss rock in the nuclear reactor!
(Sonic) Huh? What!? What did you just say to me!? Put the what in the what!?
Man it's so handy that you can read Tails.
December 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Man it's so handy that you can read Tails.
(Sonic) At least we found some use for this piss rock. I'm out of here. See you later!
December 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
(Sonic) At least we found some use for this piss rock. I'm out of here. See you later!
(Tails) I was thinking I was gonna give it to my mom for her birthday. But, I guess if we have to put it inside a nuclear reactor, that's what we have to do! So here's Sonic you take it and run real fast.
December 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
(Tails) I was thinking I was gonna give it to my mom for her birthday. But, I guess if we have to put it inside a nuclear reactor, that's what we have to do! So here's Sonic you take it and run real fast.
(Amy) We need to find our way down the thermal coils to the nuclear reactor. Once we implant the emerald into the reactor it will overload the system!
(Tails) I- Okay, but I really just want to hold on to this very shiny object. it's really pretty.
(Amy) Oooooo, shiny!
(Tails) I- Okay, but I really just want to hold on to this very shiny object. it's really pretty.
(Amy) Oooooo, shiny!
December 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
(Amy) We need to find our way down the thermal coils to the nuclear reactor. Once we implant the emerald into the reactor it will overload the system!
(Tails) I- Okay, but I really just want to hold on to this very shiny object. it's really pretty.
(Amy) Oooooo, shiny!
(Tails) I- Okay, but I really just want to hold on to this very shiny object. it's really pretty.
(Amy) Oooooo, shiny!
(Tails) Okay, I think I found him. He looks like he's uhhh somewhere inside- so- there's a flashing pink thing I don't really know.
December 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
(Tails) Okay, I think I found him. He looks like he's uhhh somewhere inside- so- there's a flashing pink thing I don't really know.
(Amy) Well, it's a personal choice and I thank you not to judge me for it.
(Sonic) AMY SHUT UP RIGHT NOW. SHUT YOUR MOUTH, RIGHT NOW. We are not opening up that can of worms. Okay. Tails you go find Dr. Glitch.
(Sonic) AMY SHUT UP RIGHT NOW. SHUT YOUR MOUTH, RIGHT NOW. We are not opening up that can of worms. Okay. Tails you go find Dr. Glitch.
December 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
(Amy) Well, it's a personal choice and I thank you not to judge me for it.
(Sonic) AMY SHUT UP RIGHT NOW. SHUT YOUR MOUTH, RIGHT NOW. We are not opening up that can of worms. Okay. Tails you go find Dr. Glitch.
(Sonic) AMY SHUT UP RIGHT NOW. SHUT YOUR MOUTH, RIGHT NOW. We are not opening up that can of worms. Okay. Tails you go find Dr. Glitch.
(Tails) I didn't expect that to be exactly how you explained it. But then after you explained it made so much sense that that's exactly how that would work. But now I'm wondering why the fuck would you do that?
December 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
(Tails) I didn't expect that to be exactly how you explained it. But then after you explained it made so much sense that that's exactly how that would work. But now I'm wondering why the fuck would you do that?
(Amy) After you explained how to fuck plants I think I'm a veggie.
December 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
(Amy) After you explained how to fuck plants I think I'm a veggie.
(Sonic) Now you're scarred for life, and I'm gonna have to take you to therapy and it's just-
(Tails) Yeah I think I need to melt now.
(Tails) Yeah I think I need to melt now.
December 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
(Sonic) Now you're scarred for life, and I'm gonna have to take you to therapy and it's just-
(Tails) Yeah I think I need to melt now.
(Tails) Yeah I think I need to melt now.
(Tails) Hey sonic I have a question. Since I'm literally five, can you please explain to me how you fucked crops?
(Sonic) I didn't- I didn't wanna have to explain that to you Tails I didn't wanna! You forced my hand.
(Tails) PLEASE.
(Sonic) I didn't- I didn't wanna have to explain that to you Tails I didn't wanna! You forced my hand.
(Tails) PLEASE.
December 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
(Tails) Hey sonic I have a question. Since I'm literally five, can you please explain to me how you fucked crops?
(Sonic) I didn't- I didn't wanna have to explain that to you Tails I didn't wanna! You forced my hand.
(Tails) PLEASE.
(Sonic) I didn't- I didn't wanna have to explain that to you Tails I didn't wanna! You forced my hand.
(Tails) PLEASE.
(Sonic) Did someone drop the emeralds again?
(Knuckles) It wasn't me I swear!
(Knuckles) It wasn't me I swear!
December 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
(Sonic) Did someone drop the emeralds again?
(Knuckles) It wasn't me I swear!
(Knuckles) It wasn't me I swear!
(Alfred) Can I just real quick say that I never got to play this game and everything that's happening is new to me and my mind can't. Connect.
(Blue) (laughing) I'm in the same boat, I have no fucking clue what's happening.
(Penny as Sonic) It's so epic right Alfred?
(Blue) (laughing) I'm in the same boat, I have no fucking clue what's happening.
(Penny as Sonic) It's so epic right Alfred?
December 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
(Alfred) Can I just real quick say that I never got to play this game and everything that's happening is new to me and my mind can't. Connect.
(Blue) (laughing) I'm in the same boat, I have no fucking clue what's happening.
(Penny as Sonic) It's so epic right Alfred?
(Blue) (laughing) I'm in the same boat, I have no fucking clue what's happening.
(Penny as Sonic) It's so epic right Alfred?
(Penny as Sonic) Hey, this is like, this is like. What George Lucas was talking about with like rhymes in cinema? Like how the beginning of the one I'm in a plane and now I'm in a rocket.
December 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
(Penny as Sonic) Hey, this is like, this is like. What George Lucas was talking about with like rhymes in cinema? Like how the beginning of the one I'm in a plane and now I'm in a rocket.
(Knuckles) It's an ancient Egyptian space shuttle!
December 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
(Knuckles) It's an ancient Egyptian space shuttle!
(Sonic) I gotta get on that plane! Oh no!
December 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
(Sonic) I gotta get on that plane! Oh no!
(Alfred) WHAT. WHAT. WH- WHY IS NASA THERE!? I'M SO CONFUSED!
December 28, 2025 at 11:27 AM
(Alfred) WHAT. WHAT. WH- WHY IS NASA THERE!? I'M SO CONFUSED!
(Eggman) Sonic I've had enough. You took my wife. You fucked my crops. I'm taking your life.
And the Chaos Emeralds!
And the Chaos Emeralds!
December 28, 2025 at 10:26 AM
(Eggman) Sonic I've had enough. You took my wife. You fucked my crops. I'm taking your life.
And the Chaos Emeralds!
And the Chaos Emeralds!
(Sonic) Hey what's going on Eggman? Some weird guy named the Glitch is-
December 28, 2025 at 9:28 AM
(Sonic) Hey what's going on Eggman? Some weird guy named the Glitch is-