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Run by @curt.dog
Also runs @feshpincebot.bsky.social
(SONIC): Oh, hey! I'm glad to be here! Do we have jackets? (SHADOW): No. But we do have shoes. And they let us run really, really fast.
February 16, 2026 at 2:30 PM
(SONIC): Oh, hey! I'm glad to be here! Do we have jackets? (SHADOW): No. But we do have shoes. And they let us run really, really fast.
(SONIC): What the... I'm here again? It's like a dream-
(SHADOW): Welcome to Funland, Sonic. Also, welcome to the "Fucked Eggman's Wife" club.
(SHADOW): Welcome to Funland, Sonic. Also, welcome to the "Fucked Eggman's Wife" club.
February 16, 2026 at 1:31 PM
(SONIC): What the... I'm here again? It's like a dream-
(SHADOW): Welcome to Funland, Sonic. Also, welcome to the "Fucked Eggman's Wife" club.
(SHADOW): Welcome to Funland, Sonic. Also, welcome to the "Fucked Eggman's Wife" club.
(WELCOME TO FUNLAND!)
February 16, 2026 at 12:30 PM
(WELCOME TO FUNLAND!)
(ROUGE): What the fuck you hot topic hot sauce motherfucker? Why would you even say anything?
(SHADOW): There's nothing hotter than hot sauce, Rouge.
(SHADOW): There's nothing hotter than hot sauce, Rouge.
February 16, 2026 at 11:31 AM
(ROUGE): What the fuck you hot topic hot sauce motherfucker? Why would you even say anything?
(SHADOW): There's nothing hotter than hot sauce, Rouge.
(SHADOW): There's nothing hotter than hot sauce, Rouge.
(ROUGE): Hey, that's not how you're supposed to speak to a friend. I thought we were FRIENDS, Shadow.
(SHADOW): Maybe friends with benefits.
(ROUGE): Really? (SHADOW): No. You got a gross bat face.
(SHADOW): Maybe friends with benefits.
(ROUGE): Really? (SHADOW): No. You got a gross bat face.
February 16, 2026 at 10:31 AM
(ROUGE): Hey, that's not how you're supposed to speak to a friend. I thought we were FRIENDS, Shadow.
(SHADOW): Maybe friends with benefits.
(ROUGE): Really? (SHADOW): No. You got a gross bat face.
(SHADOW): Maybe friends with benefits.
(ROUGE): Really? (SHADOW): No. You got a gross bat face.
(SHADOW): Anyway... begone, thot.
February 16, 2026 at 9:31 AM
(SHADOW): Anyway... begone, thot.
(EGGMAN): OH MY GOD. WHEN I SEE YOU ITS ON SIGHT. IT IS ON-
(SHADOW): yeah piss off
(SHADOW): yeah piss off
February 16, 2026 at 8:30 AM
(EGGMAN): OH MY GOD. WHEN I SEE YOU ITS ON SIGHT. IT IS ON-
(SHADOW): yeah piss off
(SHADOW): yeah piss off
(SHADOW): Wait, hold on. Is that Eggman-
(EGGMAN): HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING ABOUT MY FUCKING DICK AGAIN
(EGGMAN): HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING ABOUT MY FUCKING DICK AGAIN
February 16, 2026 at 7:31 AM
(SHADOW): Wait, hold on. Is that Eggman-
(EGGMAN): HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING ABOUT MY FUCKING DICK AGAIN
(EGGMAN): HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING ABOUT MY FUCKING DICK AGAIN
(SHADOW): It somehow looks like every single Tetris block at once.
February 16, 2026 at 6:30 AM
(SHADOW): It somehow looks like every single Tetris block at once.
(ROUGE): I have this manual of how to hack into the Twitter headquarters just so I can post it to the whole world, so you'd better hurry the fuck up with your explanation before I just DO IT.
February 16, 2026 at 5:31 AM
(ROUGE): I have this manual of how to hack into the Twitter headquarters just so I can post it to the whole world, so you'd better hurry the fuck up with your explanation before I just DO IT.
(SHADOW): The real thing is worse, Rouge...
(ZOOM)
(SHADOW): Th- what was that zoom for
(ZOOM)
(SHADOW): Th- what was that zoom for
February 16, 2026 at 4:30 AM
(SHADOW): The real thing is worse, Rouge...
(ZOOM)
(SHADOW): Th- what was that zoom for
(ZOOM)
(SHADOW): Th- what was that zoom for
(ROUGE): Guess what, Robotnik? I have access to the Twitter headquarters. I'm gonna not only post your nudes on your Twitters, but on EVERYONE'S Twitters.
(SHADOW): Don't do it! His dick is too disturbing for the world to see. Trust me, I've seen it in person. And the one you leaked? Photoshopped.
(SHADOW): Don't do it! His dick is too disturbing for the world to see. Trust me, I've seen it in person. And the one you leaked? Photoshopped.
February 16, 2026 at 3:30 AM
(ROUGE): Guess what, Robotnik? I have access to the Twitter headquarters. I'm gonna not only post your nudes on your Twitters, but on EVERYONE'S Twitters.
(SHADOW): Don't do it! His dick is too disturbing for the world to see. Trust me, I've seen it in person. And the one you leaked? Photoshopped.
(SHADOW): Don't do it! His dick is too disturbing for the world to see. Trust me, I've seen it in person. And the one you leaked? Photoshopped.
(fourteen unfiltered seconds of laughter)
February 16, 2026 at 2:30 AM
(fourteen unfiltered seconds of laughter)
(SHADOW): Maria...
(kaboom)
(kaboom)
February 16, 2026 at 1:31 AM
(SHADOW): Maria...
(kaboom)
(kaboom)
(EGGMAN): Bitch you are gon get in this car or I'm poppin' between ya eyes.
(AMY): Wait, I know you! I saw your dick on Twitter!
(EGGMAN): OH GOD D--
(AMY): Wait, I know you! I saw your dick on Twitter!
(EGGMAN): OH GOD D--
February 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
(EGGMAN): Bitch you are gon get in this car or I'm poppin' between ya eyes.
(AMY): Wait, I know you! I saw your dick on Twitter!
(EGGMAN): OH GOD D--
(AMY): Wait, I know you! I saw your dick on Twitter!
(EGGMAN): OH GOD D--
(AMY): Aaahh... Hum-dee-dum-dee-dum-dum-dum. What? Oh... Where AM I? Why am I in a ship? OH!
February 15, 2026 at 11:31 PM
(AMY): Aaahh... Hum-dee-dum-dee-dum-dum-dum. What? Oh... Where AM I? Why am I in a ship? OH!
(EGGMAN): Now I'm gonna go leave because... my dick is actually the nose of this fucking machine. please behave yourself
February 15, 2026 at 10:30 PM
(EGGMAN): Now I'm gonna go leave because... my dick is actually the nose of this fucking machine. please behave yourself
(EGGMAN): Listen to me motherfucker, I know about yours because I crea-I mean, listen, you don't need to talk about my dick like that, listen, I just take pride in my egg-shaped dick, okay?
February 15, 2026 at 9:31 PM
(EGGMAN): Listen to me motherfucker, I know about yours because I crea-I mean, listen, you don't need to talk about my dick like that, listen, I just take pride in my egg-shaped dick, okay?
(EGGMAN): Where do you think YOU'RE going, cucker?
(SHADOW): I don't talk to people whose dicks are less than three inches.
(SHADOW): I don't talk to people whose dicks are less than three inches.
February 15, 2026 at 8:30 PM
(EGGMAN): Where do you think YOU'RE going, cucker?
(SHADOW): I don't talk to people whose dicks are less than three inches.
(SHADOW): I don't talk to people whose dicks are less than three inches.
(EGGMAN): Ohhh no. Ohhhhh no, they put it all the way on the fucking islands. Now everyone's gonna know about my secret egg dick.
February 15, 2026 at 7:31 PM
(EGGMAN): Ohhh no. Ohhhhh no, they put it all the way on the fucking islands. Now everyone's gonna know about my secret egg dick.
(EGGMAN): WHO posted my NUDES on Twitter dot com?!
February 15, 2026 at 6:31 PM
(EGGMAN): WHO posted my NUDES on Twitter dot com?!
(KNUCKLES): You're- I love you. You're the best woman... ever.
ROUGE): I love you too. I'll meet you... behind the Denny's.
ROUGE): I love you too. I'll meet you... behind the Denny's.
February 15, 2026 at 5:31 PM
(KNUCKLES): You're- I love you. You're the best woman... ever.
ROUGE): I love you too. I'll meet you... behind the Denny's.
ROUGE): I love you too. I'll meet you... behind the Denny's.
(KNUCKLES): Yeah, extra mayo! Just the way I like it!
(ROUGE): Have at it.
(ROUGE): Have at it.
February 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
(KNUCKLES): Yeah, extra mayo! Just the way I like it!
(ROUGE): Have at it.
(ROUGE): Have at it.
(HERE COMES THE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED)
February 15, 2026 at 3:31 PM
(HERE COMES THE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED)
(KNUCKLES): I'm gonna make a gonja sandwich!
February 15, 2026 at 2:30 PM
(KNUCKLES): I'm gonna make a gonja sandwich!