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historians agree he likely never existed
I wrote a little bit about how we got here: www.somethinginteresting.news/p/the-idiot-...
September 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
criminal baby
July 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
mood
July 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I want the fruit that tastes like nothing
extra thumbs for every crook
give me lessons without questions
a mild disdain for books
June 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
rural communities are fundamentally parasitic we should stop pandering to them
June 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Trump supporters are the ethical equivalent of livestock shrimp — worthy of mercy but not really consideration. Ablate their eyestalks and toss them back in the vat.
May 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
May 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
LLMs will make Shintoism real
May 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
tarkir limited is pretty bad tbh
May 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
meanwhile, back in the B plot
May 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Hopefully the Coinbase reimbursement policy extends to lost fingers 🤔
May 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The fatal flaw of the American economy was making idiots so wealthy that an entirely new predator class emerged
May 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Orchid mantis molting
April 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Feels like we're gonna need a new "we didn't start the fire" 🤔
April 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
if you need me, I will be in my grotto
April 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but if you are recruiting someone with years of experience in crypto who still needs a job you are systematically hiring people who are bad at crypto
April 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I don't know if JD Vance killed the Pope but I do know that crime is too serious to wait for due process. We need to send him to El Salvador.
April 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
😭😭😭
April 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
But have you considered ... banana? 🍌
April 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
One side is too honest to communicate effectively with stupid people and the other side is too stupid to understand the value of honesty and so here we are
April 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
You can't improve the economy by threatening and then pausing tariffs in the same way you can't cheer someone up by pointing a gun in their face and then not actually shooting them
April 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
My daughter is cool af
April 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
A balanced deficit with every trading partner is just the barter system with extra steps
April 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Gamers ruining politics 🤝 politics ruining games
April 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I really thought wealthy self interest would prevent more of all this
April 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM