How is the Epstein post getting more likes than the comic, I’m going to nuke the sun

Why are we calling them “The Epstein Files”

I think “The Pedo Files” is a way better name

Im not dead, my corpse is just rotting. Get a grip weirdo

I cannot escape Mariah Carey

Here’s a little sneak peak for Chapter 2 of Galactic Criminals!
Or well, what with be Chapter 1. We’re combining the first 2 chapters into one, to tell a more complete story to hook readers! Stay tuned for more (unless I die in my sleep)
#comics #art #webcomic #comic #galacticcriminals #globalcomix

I did not “piss myself”
I was simply watering my pants.
Don’t judge a book by its contents

Next time someone mildly inconveniences you, fill them with concrete

Alright so maybe I shouldn’t have put that pipe bomb in my pillow

Really lost my head there

Can't even kick puppies nowadays without being called a "bad person"

Woke culture has gone too far

Chapter 1 is out, I just took ages to make this account
(Chapter 2 is almost done as well)
globalcomix.com/a/somestupid...
#globalcomix #webcomic #webcomics #scifi #comics #hamburger

Page just dropped and I'm already getting bots

tragic

Obvious Engagement Bait

Who up galacting they criminals