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sal somedogs
@somedogs.bsky.social
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28 and gayyy

i draw and compose and shit

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somedogs.bsky.social
outfit concepts
October 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
somedogs.bsky.social
don't you hate when the only available translation is really low quality with awkward phrasing and several obvious mistakes
A four-panel strip has been poorly translated and was not scanned in high quality. It is titled "Campaign Launch Day". Panel 1: A woman is laying on her back dressed in lingerie. Various magazine captions are around her, translated as: "Only women know sweet", "A princess's diet!! `Can't have natto on Saturdays`?!" and "Spring sale, don't let go!" Panel 2: The photo is from a magazine held by Hitomi, an OC. The girl from the photo, an OC named Yacchan, approaches asking, "hey ears, picked lunch yet?" Panel 3: Yacchan notices the magazine and asks, "woah, like, ain't that the new campaign?" Hitomi is looking at Yacchan's breasts. Panel 4: Yacchan has left with the magazine, now showing it to their bandmates as they exchange girly talk. "guys look, ain't it cute?" asks Yacchan. Her friends respond with, "woah! so cute!" and "i ain't wrong, our yacchan!", though you suspect this has been mistranslated. Yacchan finally says, "stop it~ hey hey, it was actually difficult!" Meanwhile, Hitomi continues to stand in the foreground, arms frozen as if she were still holding the magazine, as she thinks, "I'm gonna make you gona cow tits bitch!"
September 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
somedogs.bsky.social
オリキャラの4コマ
一.　雑誌の表紙。オリキャラのやっちゃんがランジェリーを身に着けて横たわってる。 二.　「みみちゃ～ん、もうランチ選んだの？」と問うやっちゃん。前の表紙は、オリキャラのひとみちゃんが持って見る雑誌。「えっ？」の顔するひとみちゃん。 三.　「うそっ‼新しいキャンペーンじゃん‼」と言うやっちゃん。ひとみちゃんは、やっちゃんの胸を覗く。サイズ違う。ひとみの負け。 四.　やっちゃんが二人のアイドルグループに見せて雑誌を持ち去った。少女の喋り。「みんな～見てよ！可愛いじゃん？」と言うやっちゃん。「わぁ～めっちゃ可愛いよ‼」と言う少女A。「間違いない、僕らのやっちゃんね～」と言う少女B。「やめろ～ねえねえ、ジツに難しかったし…」と言うやっちゃん。その一方、雑誌持たずなんか持ってらしいひとみの目が死んでいる。「なかったことにすんな、乳牛め…‼」と思うサイズAひとみちゃん。
September 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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emggily.bsky.social
I don't think I've posted this Wuk Lamat here yet #ffxiv
August 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
somedogs.bsky.social
i forget to post things
A woman laying back, in black lingerie and a see-through nightgown.
September 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
somedogs.bsky.social
extra panel
Person A: "Well, I couldn't see, anyways, dumbfuck." An arrow marked "BLIND" points to Person A. Person B: "And I don't have a gun..." An arrow marked "TRANS" points to Person B.
June 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
somedogs.bsky.social
when you're in love with your bodyguard but he's also a bit stupid
Person A, a woman in Victorian dress: "My, are you excited to see me! Or, is that a gun in your pocket?" Person B, a masculine, tall person in a large coat: "'Tis only for your protection, my lady." A: "Oh?" B: "I'm but a tool for you to use." A, smirking: "Ohhh?" B: "I mean- you may use my weapon. I mean-" A: "Hmm..." B, embarrassed: "That is to say - you can discharge it. Um, I mean, you make me go off." A is silent. B, continuing: "I, I mean..."
June 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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jourd4n.bsky.social
Maomao
April 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
somedogs.bsky.social
"Apothecary, do you know how to make your eyes kind?"

#severance #apothecarydiaries #薬屋のひとりごと
April 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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justavillain.bsky.social
NEW HITOMI JUST DROPPED
ptolevian.bsky.social Ptolevian(Emergency Comms) @ptolevian.bsky.social · Apr 12
Another one for the cat girl connoisseurs

Commission for @justavillain.bsky.social 🐱💚
Really enjoyed working on this one! Always a pleasure drawing cat girls 🙏🏻😩
April 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
somedogs.bsky.social
"I wish you'd take them raw."

unfinished but i kind of cba

#severance #wip
April 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
somedogs.bsky.social
"The goat's name is Emile."

#severance
April 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
somedogs.bsky.social
uhh what if everyone had a hime cut i said
#startrek #ds9 #tng
Kira Nerys, a humanoid alien with ridged markings on the nose, looks towards the viewer with a confident smile. Her hair has been changed to a Hime cut. Kira Nerys, a humanoid alien with ridged markings on the nose, looks to the side with a gloomy expression. Her hair has been changed to a Hime cut. Lwaxana Troi, an older humanoid woman, is facing the viewer with a sly, confident smile. Her usual extravagant hairstyle has been replaced with an equally extravagant Hime cut.
February 26, 2025 at 10:52 AM