e-V-aN
somebearalt.bsky.social
e-V-aN
@somebearalt.bsky.social
39 NYC

No I will not commission art from you please stop asking x ❤️
Pinned
house sitting
what’s in a butt
July 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Is it "duckface" or is it actually just "porndudeface"
April 4, 2025 at 11:06 AM
it’s my birthday. you know the drill
March 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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if you live in NYC any donation from 10-250 dollars get NONUPLED. I know that’s an unusual word but it means that 10 bucks becomes 90 bucks. please help push our woke mind virus socialist agenda and not get stuck with fucking cuomo as mayor
I just gave to Zohran for NYC!
Show your support with a contribution.
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March 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
anyone wanna come over? i can’t sleep :)
March 10, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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I am dropping this full solo this evening.

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February 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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skinny muscle gays with “built by pizza and ice cream” 🙄
February 16, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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quote this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1 - 10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are >:)
February 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
i’m alive and got a hair cut. also, money is very tight because the electric company is a legal
monopoly and is trying to kill me so $risebot on cashapp, or buy my music at evanpattison.bandcamp.com if you are liquid and feeling kind lol
February 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
just found out what cait sith looks like in ff14 and i want to talk to the manager?????
February 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
please do this to me thanks
January 30, 2025 at 5:09 AM
idk
January 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
merry xmas or whatever
December 25, 2024 at 11:01 AM
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Some of these engagement bait posts I see are so insane. A conventionally attractive, muscular man with a perfectly shaped beard going “would you date some with a scruffy beard 🥺”
December 9, 2024 at 2:54 PM
me when i follow hot person: maybe they will see that i followed and decide that also i am hot to them and then they will follow me and DM me and we will start a whirlwind romance and
December 22, 2024 at 12:13 AM
fresh cut plz
ignore messy room
December 19, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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You REDy? 😜😈🥸
December 18, 2024 at 10:16 PM
if you look like this DM me 🫠
You in a public restroom.
December 16, 2024 at 4:04 PM
evanpattison.bandcamp.com lol not a thirst trap but if you like game music maybe give mine a listen and throw me a few bucks
Neptune 2: The Search For Neptune, by Evan Pattison
15 track album
evanpattison.bandcamp.com
December 16, 2024 at 5:42 AM
butt butt butt
December 14, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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i am unsettled by guys who live alone in very neat apartments and i’m clearly their first hookup in a couple months and it seems like their lives are bland and flavorless and not at all queer. like who are you please go to an orgy loosen up buddy
December 14, 2024 at 5:22 AM
house sitting
December 12, 2024 at 11:03 AM
i’m stuffed
November 29, 2024 at 5:06 AM
November 15, 2024 at 12:48 AM