Solomon Georgio
@solomongeorgio.bsky.social
comedian. writer. known hater.
News: “Hitler had a micropenis.”
Me: “Got him.”
Me: “Got him.”
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
News: “Hitler had a micropenis.”
Me: “Got him.”
Me: “Got him.”
Don’t make fun of Stephen Miller’s height. The jokes will go over his head.
October 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Don’t make fun of Stephen Miller’s height. The jokes will go over his head.
AI is gonna make things easier? Bitch, they can’t even make a dishwasher that releases the soap half the time.
October 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
AI is gonna make things easier? Bitch, they can’t even make a dishwasher that releases the soap half the time.
Nothing shows weakness more than gathering a bunch of people to talk about how strong you are. It would be more respectful to walk into a glass door.
September 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Nothing shows weakness more than gathering a bunch of people to talk about how strong you are. It would be more respectful to walk into a glass door.
Currently reading the ingredients of Tylenol. Did you know that it doesn’t contain the Epstein files?
September 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Currently reading the ingredients of Tylenol. Did you know that it doesn’t contain the Epstein files?
The dumbest men are trying to find the source of autism instead of taking a long walk and never coming back.
September 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The dumbest men are trying to find the source of autism instead of taking a long walk and never coming back.
On the general topic of comedy, these show lineups have been looking mighty white lately.
September 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
On the general topic of comedy, these show lineups have been looking mighty white lately.
Good time to be a mean bitch to Nazis.
September 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Good time to be a mean bitch to Nazis.
They always meant hate speech when they said they wanted to protect free speech. They always meant they wanted to say hateful things and get away with their cruelty. They’ve always been pro-authoritarian. White supremacists will always choose suffering over freedom.
September 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
They always meant hate speech when they said they wanted to protect free speech. They always meant they wanted to say hateful things and get away with their cruelty. They’ve always been pro-authoritarian. White supremacists will always choose suffering over freedom.
If you went back in time and told me that the most forgettable character on NewsRadio would be one of the harbingers of an authoritarian regime, I would’ve said, “You time traveled to tell me that? Dude, I work at Staples.”
September 18, 2025 at 7:30 AM
If you went back in time and told me that the most forgettable character on NewsRadio would be one of the harbingers of an authoritarian regime, I would’ve said, “You time traveled to tell me that? Dude, I work at Staples.”
Pretty crazy to see the government silence white men.
September 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Pretty crazy to see the government silence white men.
Food is unaffordable, job market is scarce and homelessness is spiking…but we’re still trying to figure out if this is a recession? Baby girl, this is a recession squared. This is a recession wearing another recession as a human skin suit. This makes 2008 look like the Vengabus.
September 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Food is unaffordable, job market is scarce and homelessness is spiking…but we’re still trying to figure out if this is a recession? Baby girl, this is a recession squared. This is a recession wearing another recession as a human skin suit. This makes 2008 look like the Vengabus.
It’s wild that there’s a vast market of podcasts for right wing extremism while I’m over here listening to Katseye on repeat.
September 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
It’s wild that there’s a vast market of podcasts for right wing extremism while I’m over here listening to Katseye on repeat.
Losing so many innocent lives that we can only focus on the loss of the evil ones.
September 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Losing so many innocent lives that we can only focus on the loss of the evil ones.
FYI, I will be celebrating the death of every white nationalist. And if that makes me a bad person, so be it.
Alexa play Living La Vida Loca.
Alexa play Living La Vida Loca.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
FYI, I will be celebrating the death of every white nationalist. And if that makes me a bad person, so be it.
Alexa play Living La Vida Loca.
Alexa play Living La Vida Loca.
My first GRWM.
September 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
My first GRWM.
If you’re already arguing about the next election, I recommend you take a deep breath and walk away. Some of y’all are so willing to die on a hill that you don’t realize it’s just a pebble.
August 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If you’re already arguing about the next election, I recommend you take a deep breath and walk away. Some of y’all are so willing to die on a hill that you don’t realize it’s just a pebble.
Living in LA is crazy. You think you’re meeting someone new, but you’ve met many times and they’ve been standing next to you for years.
August 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Living in LA is crazy. You think you’re meeting someone new, but you’ve met many times and they’ve been standing next to you for years.
Your religion isn’t anti-gay. You are. Ugly bitch. And you smell like onions.
August 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Your religion isn’t anti-gay. You are. Ugly bitch. And you smell like onions.
This is the dictatorship part. You don’t have to wait for an election. It’s the doing whatever he wants, that’s what makes him a dictator. Y’all are waiting to solve a problem that is already here.
August 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
This is the dictatorship part. You don’t have to wait for an election. It’s the doing whatever he wants, that’s what makes him a dictator. Y’all are waiting to solve a problem that is already here.
I don’t think Trump supporters are in a cult. They genuinely voted for a leader that they can relate to. It’s not their fault that they happen to be butt ugly pedophiles.
August 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I don’t think Trump supporters are in a cult. They genuinely voted for a leader that they can relate to. It’s not their fault that they happen to be butt ugly pedophiles.
People that stop a football field away at a red light: What’s going on? Is your car shy? Are you allergic to red lights? Do you need a head start? Please explain.
July 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
People that stop a football field away at a red light: What’s going on? Is your car shy? Are you allergic to red lights? Do you need a head start? Please explain.
They’re trying to start civil war? Bitch, this is a civil war. You’re just not fighting back.
July 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
They’re trying to start civil war? Bitch, this is a civil war. You’re just not fighting back.
There’s a Tesla Diner in Los Angeles. This is great news for me, a person that loves to honk and cuss people out.
July 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
There’s a Tesla Diner in Los Angeles. This is great news for me, a person that loves to honk and cuss people out.
The meaning of life is to live until you die. Duh.
July 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
The meaning of life is to live until you die. Duh.