I don’t care how many TMNT movies they make. Nothing will beat the original 1990 masterpiece. It’s not that the costumes are great. It’s that CGI is worse

Hi, I’m Stefan. New York’s hottest new social network is a bluesky server running off of a Commodore 64 once owned by Josh Groban, now sitting in the basement of an abandoned chicken processing plant. Users include Brett Michaels, Chelsea Clinton, and the cast of Joey.

Create temporary servers for murder mysteries, online parties, etc. the opportunities are endless. Right now, this is popular as a “not-nazi” Twitter, but this could be so much more

TFW you don’t clean your room and lose your allowance for the week. #Lilah

if the whole decentralized thing actually takes off, I’m starting my own blue sky server just for my kids and skeeting to remind them to do their fucking chores

Could I run my own instance of bluesky on a raspberry pi?

You know those Vacant/Occupied bathrooms? My youngest daughter figured out that if you slide the “occupied” wording to the right, you can slide it to “vacant” and unlock the bathroom from the outside.

The craziest thing about Elon Musk is that if he had just stuck with Space X, electric cars and solar panels, he may have been remembered as a visionary for decades to come. Instead he’ll be remembered as the arrogant bigot that blew billions ruining Twitter

The giant smog cloud of doom that’s blanketing the northeast is really bumming me out. We drove from Pennsylvania to Vermont and it’s literally following us. At least Vermont has better beer

I can just play super Mario brothers, listen to Mozart, and cry without the assistance of a 22 year old that discovered how to use the Unity Engine.

There are some games, like VVVVVV and Celeste, that I really like. But they’re hard to find. Most indie 2d games are either boring and repetitive, or they’re artsy, which means 95% of the game is slow fades, bad pixel art, and piano music.

I still think of myself as a gamer, but every time someone talks about video games they mention something less than 15 years old and I don’t know what they’re talking about. Why do so many games take place in three dimensions? I’m looking for something simpler than real life.