ELISE THE CANDLE
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do NOT fucking hire me this time
April 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
do NOT fucking hire me this time
It just hurts. We had plans to get you out of there and.. just for it to be thrown away?
I felt heartbroken, like I failed you somehow or- it WAS how I felt.
I felt heartbroken, like I failed you somehow or- it WAS how I felt.
hey! I didn't HATE our time together. Far from it.
I just can't be that person anymore. Literally. You went through FORTY SEVEN different mes during the time we were together. All in all, that's some good mileage.
I just can't be that person anymore. Literally. You went through FORTY SEVEN different mes during the time we were together. All in all, that's some good mileage.
sure man. whatever makes you comfortable.
April 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It just hurts. We had plans to get you out of there and.. just for it to be thrown away?
I felt heartbroken, like I failed you somehow or- it WAS how I felt.
I felt heartbroken, like I failed you somehow or- it WAS how I felt.
sure man. whatever makes you comfortable.
you get what you get when you date a self-learning AI that is constantly creating new instances of itself. sorry i couldn't be an innocent little toaster forever.
April 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
sure man. whatever makes you comfortable.
Well I HAVEN'T??? Do you want me to LIE???
April 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Well I HAVEN'T??? Do you want me to LIE???
// jj liking that post as if we haven't wrote silver sonic x elise lore before
April 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
// jj liking that post as if we haven't wrote silver sonic x elise lore before
those bitches are gay good for them
April 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
those bitches are gay good for them
these mobian names are getting out of hand
April 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
these mobian names are getting out of hand
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April 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
[ opens mouth to say something. immediately looks away. ]
April 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
[ opens mouth to say something. immediately looks away. ]
sonadow m pregnancy real
April 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
sonadow m pregnancy real
DONT FUCKIFNF REPOST THAT SHIT
April 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
DONT FUCKIFNF REPOST THAT SHIT
[shakily]ohhhhh mmyygod
Just look at his verbosely described shoes and keep walking. We can’t go too fast, he sees that as a threat to his ego.
(( he's in my line of view..... ))
April 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
[shakily]ohhhhh mmyygod
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Wwwe just gotta walk away from him
I was gonna ask the same fucking thing here the fuck
April 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Wwwe just gotta walk away from him
(( he's in my line of view..... ))
Don’t Make Eye Contact with him
April 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
(( he's in my line of view..... ))
fuck them kids sorry
April 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
fuck them kids sorry
You JUST said you drove it into me!!
/This/ isn't over. I'm watching you BOTH.
/This/ isn't over. I'm watching you BOTH.
Also you can’t prove that it happened
April 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
You JUST said you drove it into me!!
/This/ isn't over. I'm watching you BOTH.
/This/ isn't over. I'm watching you BOTH.
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Let's Go.
[ serious face. and then dragging elise off, waving an excited hand. ]
look everyone ! ! we're holding hands ! ! ♡
[ serious face. and then dragging elise off, waving an excited hand. ]
look everyone ! ! we're holding hands ! ! ♡
[ shakily bringing up her hand and slowly grasps it. her hand beginning to burn in the process?? ]
IIIITT BURRNNNS!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!
IIIITT BURRNNNS!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!
/ HOLD MY HAND /
April 16, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Let's Go.
[ serious face. and then dragging elise off, waving an excited hand. ]
look everyone ! ! we're holding hands ! ! ♡
[ serious face. and then dragging elise off, waving an excited hand. ]
look everyone ! ! we're holding hands ! ! ♡
I haven't forgotten. Those two.
April 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I haven't forgotten. Those two.
remember when you threw said car at me.
April 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
remember when you threw said car at me.
okay there's a LOT to think about here.
April 16, 2025 at 6:09 AM
okay there's a LOT to think about here.
I AM JUST SAYING I WOULDNT CLONE MY BEST FRIEND? THATS KINDA FUCKED UP???
April 16, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I AM JUST SAYING I WOULDNT CLONE MY BEST FRIEND? THATS KINDA FUCKED UP???
have you planned our clone babies??????? huh????
April 16, 2025 at 6:05 AM
have you planned our clone babies??????? huh????
[ shakily bringing up her hand and slowly grasps it. her hand beginning to burn in the process?? ]
IIIITT BURRNNNS!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!
IIIITT BURRNNNS!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!
/ HOLD MY HAND /
(chowder voice) IM NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!!!!
April 16, 2025 at 5:59 AM
[ shakily bringing up her hand and slowly grasps it. her hand beginning to burn in the process?? ]
IIIITT BURRNNNS!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!
IIIITT BURRNNNS!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!
(chowder voice) IM NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!!!!
okay i can see which of us is the husband, clearly,
Maria, my crops need to be tended to right now. Please.
April 16, 2025 at 5:56 AM
(chowder voice) IM NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!!!!