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@sojgly.bsky.social
I am not a software developer I’m actually a data specialist
Currently shaking my ass left and right and round and round to TENNIS by Lily Allen. An ass cheek isolation for each syllable of “who is Madeline”
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Currently shaking my ass left and right and round and round to TENNIS by Lily Allen. An ass cheek isolation for each syllable of “who is Madeline”
A congressional race that’s two aged twinks fighting to the death
November 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
A congressional race that’s two aged twinks fighting to the death
Music is so good again thank god
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Music is so good again thank god
Straight guy on subway playing Jennifer Love Hewitt fancams at full volume
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Straight guy on subway playing Jennifer Love Hewitt fancams at full volume
There’s something so powerful about turning 36 and throwing your back out for the first time in years. It’s like you’re really engaging with existing in the space
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
There’s something so powerful about turning 36 and throwing your back out for the first time in years. It’s like you’re really engaging with existing in the space
Something something scaries
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Something something scaries
Trying to decide if I’m cuter with a little tummy ache or nah
November 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Trying to decide if I’m cuter with a little tummy ache or nah
If you perceive me as the yapper of the relationship you’ve never gotten Joseph carefree and yapping and I pity you
November 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
If you perceive me as the yapper of the relationship you’ve never gotten Joseph carefree and yapping and I pity you
Help I’ve fallen down a falsettos hole and I can’t get up
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Help I’ve fallen down a falsettos hole and I can’t get up
I thought I was a real gay guy but the guy playing boots are made for walking as performed by Jessica Simpson at the gym deserves a medal of honor
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I thought I was a real gay guy but the guy playing boots are made for walking as performed by Jessica Simpson at the gym deserves a medal of honor
Found out my boyfriend got more plane paraphernalia from the plane gay group chat he has with all of my friends. Usually it’s just photos of airports but today it’s a little house that means something to airplane people
November 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Found out my boyfriend got more plane paraphernalia from the plane gay group chat he has with all of my friends. Usually it’s just photos of airports but today it’s a little house that means something to airplane people
When the OOMFs are in person and yapping with gusto CC: @willkellogg.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
When the OOMFs are in person and yapping with gusto CC: @willkellogg.bsky.social
📢 and they were like hey
🎭 you’ve got the lead in a play
🇬🇧 you’ve got to be back in London
🤹 for rehearsals in May
(This is all that’s in my head yes)
🎭 you’ve got the lead in a play
🇬🇧 you’ve got to be back in London
🤹 for rehearsals in May
(This is all that’s in my head yes)
November 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
📢 and they were like hey
🎭 you’ve got the lead in a play
🇬🇧 you’ve got to be back in London
🤹 for rehearsals in May
(This is all that’s in my head yes)
🎭 you’ve got the lead in a play
🇬🇧 you’ve got to be back in London
🤹 for rehearsals in May
(This is all that’s in my head yes)
When I say “queer community” I don’t mean gay people I mean terminal yappers
November 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
When I say “queer community” I don’t mean gay people I mean terminal yappers
Did my gym tourism yesterday and am now working on a thesis about the difference between cr*nch and equ*nox gay guy behavior
November 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Did my gym tourism yesterday and am now working on a thesis about the difference between cr*nch and equ*nox gay guy behavior
Yes, I’m a vapid gay guy posting his tits on multiple online platform for nearly infinitesimal amounts of attention. But — I’m also a mom
October 31, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Yes, I’m a vapid gay guy posting his tits on multiple online platform for nearly infinitesimal amounts of attention. But — I’m also a mom
The blonde hair trend on Instagram is a great reminder that blondes actually do not have more fun!!!
October 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The blonde hair trend on Instagram is a great reminder that blondes actually do not have more fun!!!
It really is fascinating that some people can’t understand that most Staten Island republicans also hate Cuomo
October 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It really is fascinating that some people can’t understand that most Staten Island republicans also hate Cuomo
Just discovered I wore the same shirt to my birthday last year that I wore this year
October 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Just discovered I wore the same shirt to my birthday last year that I wore this year
Check in
October 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Check in
When I was in grad school I tried to introduce myself to a young writer and mentioned we hadn’t had a chance to chat yet. He said: “I don’t talk that much but I’m always thinking.” It’s haunted me every day since
October 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
When I was in grad school I tried to introduce myself to a young writer and mentioned we hadn’t had a chance to chat yet. He said: “I don’t talk that much but I’m always thinking.” It’s haunted me every day since
6 minute Sampha dual track is most pleasing to me
October 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
6 minute Sampha dual track is most pleasing to me
Yes I’m at a spa on my birthday. It’s called having flair
October 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Yes I’m at a spa on my birthday. It’s called having flair
Tartuffe, sure, but with the number we’ve got going on right now more like Tarthreefe or Tarfourthfe am I right
October 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Tartuffe, sure, but with the number we’ve got going on right now more like Tarthreefe or Tarfourthfe am I right
Intentionally did not go to Barry’s today to avoid the terrible sign and class shout out only to have an automated voice yell HAPPY BIRTHDAY at me when I scanned into crunch
October 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Intentionally did not go to Barry’s today to avoid the terrible sign and class shout out only to have an automated voice yell HAPPY BIRTHDAY at me when I scanned into crunch