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soggymulder.bsky.social
m
@soggymulder.bsky.social
30+ 🥀 corporate emo | ✍️ the social network, smallville, 5ive and (some) kpop
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We must retvrn to livejournal style kink memes where it was just a bunch of sickos on anon dropping unhinged prompts and the replies being "I got you fam" before dropping a comment thread of literary pornography. No judgment no filter just opting in to what appealed to you
Like I’m sorry. Only subs need aftercare? “Characters must show joy”? Only people in established relationships can have sex? You must write verbal consent for every act?

Besides just a misunderstanding of diegetic/non-diagetic kinks, they also have a completely evangelical view of sex as a whole 😭
August 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
been listening to John Farnham’s Two Strong Hearts for 7 days so far…..I cannot be stopped
August 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
no one on this earth will ever understand me more than this guy Matthew writing jabs in 2000 who then went on to write in all my other fandoms…. truly we are soulmates
July 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
once again it really is just me and the nearly 23k mpreg 5ive au out here…
July 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
12k Five mpreg published and we've not even managed to get a dick into ANYone......i am living the fucking dream
July 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
had to block a bunch of band guys bc uhhhhhh yall are not ready for any of my jelly
July 12, 2025 at 8:15 AM
screaming and suffering in the club (the club being my boyband mpreg fic which is now over 20k)
July 12, 2025 at 8:08 AM
realised my dumb ass can just LINK TO MY TUMBLR FROM THE FRONT PAGE BLOG BUTTON INSTEAD OF TRYING EMBED IT ??????? Duh????
July 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
everyday I get a fuckass email that makes me want to quit and concentrate on what really matters….my 5ive WIPS
July 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
literally looking at this mpreg chapter like ????? what do i even want to do with this??? what do i want these characters to walk away from these scenes thinking they'll do next?? what do /I/ want to walk away thinking i'll do next!!!
July 1, 2025 at 11:47 AM
i'm alive i just uhhhh am mostly writing Five mpreg so i don't have much to say out of locked twt lmao???? as always.....send me your Five popslash archives PLEASE
June 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM
whined and complained and bitched about my job in my manager chat today but finished strong with “also I got an a+ on that assignment”
June 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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writing is so funny because you write and you go insane, or you don't write and you go insane. there's really no choice
May 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
too hard basket LOL we will carry on with html blogging as god intended!!!!!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i am so pleased with my J/Abs shrine on neocities!!!! just gotta make the blog and load in fic data to the catalogue. I wonder if maybe i should just point the blog to tumblr....or embed tumblr into the page......... hold please.
June 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
honestly if you interact with me here and you don’t already know me in fandom I LOVE that for us!!! but also are you absolutely sure you meant that
June 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i am so pleased with my J/Abs shrine on neocities!!!! just gotta make the blog and load in fic data to the catalogue. I wonder if maybe i should just point the blog to tumblr....or embed tumblr into the page......... hold please.
June 4, 2025 at 11:26 AM
yep…really is just me and the 10k Five mpreg wip out here huh
June 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Psyching myself up for a late night fringe cut in front of the mirror!!!! 🙏
June 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
why the fuck does bsky have video shorts functionality but not locked accounts honestly fuck this
June 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
regret to inform you that I just published evil things about gobby popstars in 1997
sometimes I don’t write evil things about gobby popstars in 1999… instead I write pure things about darling washed up 45+ year olds in 2026
June 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I really mean to post here more but not having locking functionality is such a stumbling block when all I’m posting right now is completely unhinged content about Five that does NOT need to be seen by the normie fan girlies (or Five, who will 100% see it)
May 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Nie Huaisang has to do everything around here
April 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
not me shedding a single tear as i watch take that (all of them obv) perform the flood live in 2010 🥲 bless
May 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I’m constantly like ? why is ‘it’s the things you do’ on this playlist and then 💥: YOU’VE GOT THAT MIDAS TOUCHHHHH / I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ENOUUUGH
May 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
popslashers PLEASE hook me up with any heritage Five slash you may remember from your sites!!!! PLEASE 🙏
April 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM