Melissa 🐌
@softbutchkate.bsky.social
Sometimes I am funny but mostly I am just gay
Not Doctor fucking Oz
Donald Trump on choosing Dr. Oz to lead the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services:
“America is facing a Healthcare Crisis, and there may be no Physician more qualified and capable than Dr. Oz to Make America Healthy Again.”
“America is facing a Healthcare Crisis, and there may be no Physician more qualified and capable than Dr. Oz to Make America Healthy Again.”
November 20, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Not Doctor fucking Oz
The funniest part about this whole thing is that no one called Twitter X 😂
November 17, 2024 at 1:04 AM
The funniest part about this whole thing is that no one called Twitter X 😂
Is it still called tweeting?
November 16, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Is it still called tweeting?
Heard 3L0N is getting probed lmk if that’s true pls
November 16, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Heard 3L0N is getting probed lmk if that’s true pls
The way I can’t deactivate my twitter accounts because I’m emotionally attached to everything I have posted over the course of 15 years
November 16, 2024 at 6:41 PM
The way I can’t deactivate my twitter accounts because I’m emotionally attached to everything I have posted over the course of 15 years
after a surprising turn of events, here I am
November 16, 2024 at 2:16 AM
after a surprising turn of events, here I am