Dave
@sodavewaslike.bsky.social
Girl Dad | Sports Fan | TTRPGs | Terrible Golfer
. @livia429.bsky.social used the ninjashlushi to make eggnog milkshakes and I'm drinking one out of a mug shaped like a christmas tree, nothing can get me down.
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
. @livia429.bsky.social used the ninjashlushi to make eggnog milkshakes and I'm drinking one out of a mug shaped like a christmas tree, nothing can get me down.
Snow game. Bills win. Haslams lose. Ravens lose. Buckeyes get a first round bye. Not a terrible football sunday.
December 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Snow game. Bills win. Haslams lose. Ravens lose. Buckeyes get a first round bye. Not a terrible football sunday.
Listen, sometimes you get bounced in the first round of the playoffs two years in a row and just need to take a step down from the most massive club in the world and spend some time in the minor leagues instead. #Crew96
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Listen, sometimes you get bounced in the first round of the playoffs two years in a row and just need to take a step down from the most massive club in the world and spend some time in the minor leagues instead. #Crew96
Lol why is wrestling on ESPN what are we doing folks
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Lol why is wrestling on ESPN what are we doing folks
If I ever get the option to block someone irl and turn their face/voice to static like that Black Mirror episode, I'm erasing Dave Portnoy into oblivion faster than the brain chip people can fully finish their sales pitch.
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
If I ever get the option to block someone irl and turn their face/voice to static like that Black Mirror episode, I'm erasing Dave Portnoy into oblivion faster than the brain chip people can fully finish their sales pitch.
Feeling my inner former church kid bubbling to the surface as soon as it's time to put away the folding chairs on thanksgiving. It is an activity that can (and must!) be won.
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Feeling my inner former church kid bubbling to the surface as soon as it's time to put away the folding chairs on thanksgiving. It is an activity that can (and must!) be won.
If all of our players are leaving and the coach is gone, and all we have to get excited about is a new stadium naming sponsor, and that sponsor is Scott's, the #Crew96 pitch better IMMACULATE. Best in the league. Best ever.
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
If all of our players are leaving and the coach is gone, and all we have to get excited about is a new stadium naming sponsor, and that sponsor is Scott's, the #Crew96 pitch better IMMACULATE. Best in the league. Best ever.
Every time Kirk Herbstreit says something annoying, his huge obnoxious chain bracelet gains another link.
November 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Every time Kirk Herbstreit says something annoying, his huge obnoxious chain bracelet gains another link.
Really need somebody to explain to me how I can love Iowa's uniforms so much while also absolutely hating the steelers.
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Really need somebody to explain to me how I can love Iowa's uniforms so much while also absolutely hating the steelers.
So RedZone will give you whiplash to cut away from accidently showing a commercial, (which is great!) bc that's not what we paid for, but they'll still take you away from actual football to make you watch the maga propaganda hour?
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
So RedZone will give you whiplash to cut away from accidently showing a commercial, (which is great!) bc that's not what we paid for, but they'll still take you away from actual football to make you watch the maga propaganda hour?
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#Crew96 season ended as it began. No striker, no replacement for Aiden, concerns about the backline, and endless love and respect for Darlington Nagbe. We’ll never see another player like him.
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
#Crew96 season ended as it began. No striker, no replacement for Aiden, concerns about the backline, and endless love and respect for Darlington Nagbe. We’ll never see another player like him.
Year after year, no matter how much they improve as a team, fc cincy continues to be the largest collection of crybabies ever assembled.
November 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Year after year, no matter how much they improve as a team, fc cincy continues to be the largest collection of crybabies ever assembled.
Bought some prosciutto today and the package advertised that it was resealable and I thought that was precious.
November 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Bought some prosciutto today and the package advertised that it was resealable and I thought that was precious.
Throw a punch or don't bother leaving the dugout baseball players are so boring
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Throw a punch or don't bother leaving the dugout baseball players are so boring
Sounds like #Crew96 must do whatever it takes to retain Nancy, and throw away whatever jersey they were going to release next season and switch it to hoops. Do it bc it is the right thing to do, and not just bc it's what I have wanted forever on a personal level.
October 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Sounds like #Crew96 must do whatever it takes to retain Nancy, and throw away whatever jersey they were going to release next season and switch it to hoops. Do it bc it is the right thing to do, and not just bc it's what I have wanted forever on a personal level.
ClassDojo is a super cool app because it's literally the only way you can receive communication from your child's school and also there is a monthly subscription to use it and also it never works.
October 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
ClassDojo is a super cool app because it's literally the only way you can receive communication from your child's school and also there is a monthly subscription to use it and also it never works.
Wtf is this bs about the weather being perfect for a week before the game, and perfect for a week after the game, but in the 80s again only and specifically on Saturday. Explain yourselves, Columbus.
October 17, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Wtf is this bs about the weather being perfect for a week before the game, and perfect for a week after the game, but in the 80s again only and specifically on Saturday. Explain yourselves, Columbus.
Did coca cola churn out some ai slop, or did they order from the lowest rated shop on dhgate
October 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Did coca cola churn out some ai slop, or did they order from the lowest rated shop on dhgate
I am prepared to vote for whatever politician is willing to introduce the most aggressive policy regulating vehicle headlights.
October 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I am prepared to vote for whatever politician is willing to introduce the most aggressive policy regulating vehicle headlights.
Move the #Crew96 Circle of Honor inside, like, yesterday. Hang it from the rafters, put it on the upper deck fascia somehow, whatever. But fix it before Nagbe goes in.
October 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Move the #Crew96 Circle of Honor inside, like, yesterday. Hang it from the rafters, put it on the upper deck fascia somehow, whatever. But fix it before Nagbe goes in.