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Phenos
@sodafloatzel.bsky.social
'95 / NY / Introverted extrovert / Real Sodaholic / 🔞G (Labeled For Your Safety)
The Original Sodazel. Pretty lood, actually, as you might be able to tell, but trying to keep my timeline at least relatively 'light hours' levels of clean.
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POV: your supportive floatzel friend is helping you explore your belly kink~
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The more things change, the more things stay the same. Spent most of the day so far edging tears while trapped working my two and a half jobs because you're all far too kind and I feel I haven't done (and can't do) enough to repay you.

Thank you, all of you, for putting up with me for so long.
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Dawn of the final day- ah shit I slept in. But yeah, cake emoji tomorrow.
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Shark girls with long dongs just... hit different, okay?
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Me thinking I might get a Quest 3 and immediately being presented with the New Hotness, specifically an option that doesn't rely on Meta? What am I supposed to do now?
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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valve gabecube
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Worst thing about not being able to do jack in Unity is finding a friend who is and getting them to exchange my money for their goods and services

My Rift S is not as broken as I thought. Now that for some reason it actually auto-adjusted the L-stick's deadzone...
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
One week of non-stop leaking, one week until that tens digit in my age flips to a 3 and I officially become... Old. The more things change, the more things stay the same, and of those things I truly wish the passage of time was not (it keeps slipping by faster and faster)
November 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Got some really delicious spicy arts... think I'll wait to share it myself until my birthmas-
November 3, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Reminder for everyone
November 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Well, 'non-stop' has begun.

...any advice on how to set up good drainage? Or uh, reputable brands of compression wear? It really is not stopping and I'm not used to this-
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I'm going to be Old in two weeks... man. A third of my life expectancy, already gone.
November 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Not me using Fertility Tracker as a goalpost, gotta see what I need to make a 'floatzel' a unit of measurement in there...
November 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Floating into the middle of a lake just as the storm begins to break, exhaling, and deflating my floaty ring. Sinking beneath the surface to watch the rain, ripples expanding from where drops of fresh water punch their way down only to instantly fall short.

Sinking further as it begins to pour...
October 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Job hunting in the meantime, so with some downtime, my comms are open.
I offer standard comms, but also offer lining / coloring commissions too. If interested just DM me.
And if you're just feeling generous, I made a Ko-Fi
ko-fi.com/deluxmiraidon
Anything helps. 💙 ;w;
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October 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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fun lil p@treon sketch for @wislowdestis.bsky.social shootin the curl!!
October 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"...think it'll fit now?"

oml, I swear, every time I show up in art I get a bit bigger! Thank you /so much/ Gweenium for stellar work, and uh... hopefully literally stellar sizes are also on the table for later >///>
That Hyper soda must of been confused with regular soda, shame they chugged the entire pack before checking (or glad they didn't check >:3 )

Gift piece for @sodafloatzel.bsky.social and their now ginormous Soda Floatzel!

#GweeniumNSFW #NSFW #Hyper #Growth #Growing #Fatass #Leaking #Precum
October 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
...would you still love me if I was something other than a soda floatzel?
October 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
A glass heart; a bleeding heart.

A heart-shaped potion container with cracks along its surface, from when I entrusted it to those close to me, and it was dropped, or held too close too firmly.

A container from which fluorescent red seeps, anointing those I care about. Love, or what's left of mine.
October 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Hey, automotive engineering specialists: why haven't we combined the cooling technology of 'turbofan' tire rims with spinner rims? If you could make it so they locked into place under torque but kept spinning under braking, wouldn't that make the cooling effect that much stronger?
October 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The deviantART Sonic Fandom had less braincells to rub together than all the other anthropomorphic animals, so I sidegraded.
poorly explain how YOU became a furry
October 19, 2025 at 7:34 AM
If you can see this, I'm picking you up and hugging you. You might not think you need this... but I kinda do, sorry-
October 18, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The real reason I never do anything scary for weenmas is because I already have a concept floating around in my head for the ultimate villainous ___ that unfortunately soda floatzel (in lore) is stuck trying (and failing) to deal with, and any time the word 'lore' appears in a thought I shut it down
October 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM