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judas
@socksforscience.bsky.social
· Feb 7
some days i want to be profound, but most of the time i wanna be funny. the world is hard, and im as leftist as leftist comes (bc i believe that human rights are the bare minimum), but sometimes we need a good laugh to keep us going. that in and of itself holds value and helps in bettering humanity
black mirrors a brilliant show bc even the bad episodes are still good
July 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
black mirrors a brilliant show bc even the bad episodes are still good
my cat is almost 5!! shell be going to school in a few days!! shes got a uniform and everything!! wish her luck
March 31, 2025 at 4:45 AM
my cat is almost 5!! shell be going to school in a few days!! shes got a uniform and everything!! wish her luck
fr a trans man named judas is inherently funny though
March 22, 2025 at 9:22 AM
fr a trans man named judas is inherently funny though
it wouldve been really funny to name myself judas
March 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
it wouldve been really funny to name myself judas
remembering the time i got high and used my cats paw to scroll through tiktok
March 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
remembering the time i got high and used my cats paw to scroll through tiktok
if the shower isnt as hot as satans ballsack, its not fucking hot enough
March 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
if the shower isnt as hot as satans ballsack, its not fucking hot enough
sometimes you just gotta play with barbie dolls and transcend gender
March 8, 2025 at 11:42 AM
sometimes you just gotta play with barbie dolls and transcend gender
abed nadir from community is accurate autism representation. sorry i dont make the rules
February 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
abed nadir from community is accurate autism representation. sorry i dont make the rules
sometimes i wish i were a cat so that i could square up with my cat when shes being naughty tbh
February 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
sometimes i wish i were a cat so that i could square up with my cat when shes being naughty tbh
im getting high but legally
February 17, 2025 at 4:25 AM
im getting high but legally
cant wait to feed pumpkin for the first time in her life. she hasnt eaten in four whole years
February 15, 2025 at 7:35 AM
cant wait to feed pumpkin for the first time in her life. she hasnt eaten in four whole years
ive had enough of earth
February 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
ive had enough of earth
i am ready to be hit by an asteroid
February 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
i am ready to be hit by an asteroid
i love it when other autistic people add in fun little facts about something they love. it's always so interesting and i love learning about it /srs
February 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
i love it when other autistic people add in fun little facts about something they love. it's always so interesting and i love learning about it /srs
some days i want to be profound, but most of the time i wanna be funny. the world is hard, and im as leftist as leftist comes (bc i believe that human rights are the bare minimum), but sometimes we need a good laugh to keep us going. that in and of itself holds value and helps in bettering humanity
February 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
some days i want to be profound, but most of the time i wanna be funny. the world is hard, and im as leftist as leftist comes (bc i believe that human rights are the bare minimum), but sometimes we need a good laugh to keep us going. that in and of itself holds value and helps in bettering humanity
never apologise for party rocking
February 7, 2025 at 11:16 AM
never apologise for party rocking
todays dnd session can be summed up with one of the characters (not players) asking who gene wilder was completely unprompted
February 2, 2025 at 7:53 AM
todays dnd session can be summed up with one of the characters (not players) asking who gene wilder was completely unprompted
if i ever become famous, just know id absolutely read shitpost fanfics about myself. ill even collaborate with authors to make them more realistic. that sounds fucking fun lmao
February 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
if i ever become famous, just know id absolutely read shitpost fanfics about myself. ill even collaborate with authors to make them more realistic. that sounds fucking fun lmao
the roman salute isnt a problem if youre not a fucking nazi
January 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
the roman salute isnt a problem if youre not a fucking nazi
today i got told by a bartender "youre either a proper adult or like 16" and i feel that truly exemplifies what its like to be trans
January 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
today i got told by a bartender "youre either a proper adult or like 16" and i feel that truly exemplifies what its like to be trans
i was just reminded of the "a potato flew around my room before you came" vine
January 28, 2025 at 8:32 AM
i was just reminded of the "a potato flew around my room before you came" vine
the greatest compliment anyone could ever give me is to use my photo as a profile picture
January 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
the greatest compliment anyone could ever give me is to use my photo as a profile picture
i played dnd today. it's important to note that there was an opportunity to drink wine with some npcs and my character was the only one to party with the npcs that didnt even speak common. really shows how well i rolled my charisma stats
January 16, 2025 at 11:27 AM
i played dnd today. it's important to note that there was an opportunity to drink wine with some npcs and my character was the only one to party with the npcs that didnt even speak common. really shows how well i rolled my charisma stats
not to get all toxoplasmosis on main, but im gonna get all toxoplasmosis on main. im not even sorry. ive had a cat in the house the vast majority of my life
January 16, 2025 at 11:22 AM
not to get all toxoplasmosis on main, but im gonna get all toxoplasmosis on main. im not even sorry. ive had a cat in the house the vast majority of my life
cats are weird. i love them
January 16, 2025 at 11:20 AM
cats are weird. i love them