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Woke people get mad because I'm proud of the white rice.
They just hate the fluffy airy rice!
They just hate the fluffy airy rice!
February 8, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Woke people get mad because I'm proud of the white rice.
They just hate the fluffy airy rice!
They just hate the fluffy airy rice!
But don't worry, Carney's gonna give some people a couple hundred bucks to solve this problem...
February 7, 2026 at 1:56 AM
But don't worry, Carney's gonna give some people a couple hundred bucks to solve this problem...
Modern cars are a joke. Why are we letting car manufacturers get away with this? They can now make your car shittier years after you purchased it...
February 6, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Modern cars are a joke. Why are we letting car manufacturers get away with this? They can now make your car shittier years after you purchased it...
Fuck Mark Carney
February 6, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Fuck Mark Carney
So Carney made huge cuts to the public service, now he's forcing the remaining workers into the office 4 days per week. A huge waste of time and money. This has nothing to do with efficiency. He's systematically undermining public services to prime Canadians for privitization.
February 6, 2026 at 12:42 PM
So Carney made huge cuts to the public service, now he's forcing the remaining workers into the office 4 days per week. A huge waste of time and money. This has nothing to do with efficiency. He's systematically undermining public services to prime Canadians for privitization.
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today i learned that ski jumpers' heavily regulated ski suits are measured by taking a 3d scan of the size of the skiier's genitals and now some skiiers are being accused of shooting hylauronic acid into their dongs to get more favorable measurements www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
‘Penis injection’ claims in Winter Olympics ski jumping investigated by Wada
Wada is to investigate claims ski jumpers are injecting acid into their penises to game the suit-measuring system
www.theguardian.com
February 5, 2026 at 6:57 PM
today i learned that ski jumpers' heavily regulated ski suits are measured by taking a 3d scan of the size of the skiier's genitals and now some skiiers are being accused of shooting hylauronic acid into their dongs to get more favorable measurements www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
I genuinely don't understand how people fit regular exercise into their life, after full time work, house cleaning, and parenting. I already have to choose between sleep and hobbies.
February 5, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I genuinely don't understand how people fit regular exercise into their life, after full time work, house cleaning, and parenting. I already have to choose between sleep and hobbies.
Feels like I'm losing my mind, surrounded by libs who love Carney, when literally all he does is the worst shit
February 5, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Feels like I'm losing my mind, surrounded by libs who love Carney, when literally all he does is the worst shit
Every day I read more about the climate apocalypse. Apparently Mark Carney is reading something else...
www.castanet.net/news/Canada/...
www.castanet.net/news/Canada/...
Ottawa set to scrap EV mandate, launch $1.5 billion investment fund: sources
Prime Minister Mark Carney is expected to announce a national automotive strategy tomorrow which will scrap the electric vehicle sales mandate in favour of new vehicle emissions standards and revive c...
www.castanet.net
February 4, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Every day I read more about the climate apocalypse. Apparently Mark Carney is reading something else...
www.castanet.net/news/Canada/...
www.castanet.net/news/Canada/...
Took 'em 20 years because they had to paint it with oil tar and the blood of the innocent.
February 3, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Took 'em 20 years because they had to paint it with oil tar and the blood of the innocent.
Being aroundpeople who don't vocally respond when you speak to them drives me up the wall. I now understand why controlling fathers would require their kids to say "yes sir," or whatever. I need, at a minimum, to know that you heard and understood me!
February 2, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Being aroundpeople who don't vocally respond when you speak to them drives me up the wall. I now understand why controlling fathers would require their kids to say "yes sir," or whatever. I need, at a minimum, to know that you heard and understood me!
By default, your iphone makes you an active participant in a massive surveillance network. If you have apple's "find my phone" enabled, your device is constantly scanning for bluetooth devices like airtags, sharing their location information.
February 2, 2026 at 3:24 PM
By default, your iphone makes you an active participant in a massive surveillance network. If you have apple's "find my phone" enabled, your device is constantly scanning for bluetooth devices like airtags, sharing their location information.
Avi Lewis seems alright.
February 2, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Avi Lewis seems alright.
Oh, whew! I was worried for a second there.
www.theverge.com/tech/871879/...
www.theverge.com/tech/871879/...
Bill Gates says accusations contained in Epstein files are ‘absolutely absurd’
Bill Gates the Epstein files claiming he contracted an STD and wanted to “surreptitiously” give Melinda antibiotics are “absurd.”
www.theverge.com
February 1, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Oh, whew! I was worried for a second there.
www.theverge.com/tech/871879/...
www.theverge.com/tech/871879/...
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Ben-Gurion said "if I knew it was possible to save all the children in Germany by transporting them to England, but only half by transporting them to Palestine, I would choose the second." Zionists instrumentalized Jewish suffering for territorial goals.
February 1, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Ben-Gurion said "if I knew it was possible to save all the children in Germany by transporting them to England, but only half by transporting them to Palestine, I would choose the second." Zionists instrumentalized Jewish suffering for territorial goals.
Zionists literally met with and made deals with the Nazis. They share the same fascist supremacist ideology as the Nazis. They are so hateful they are gleefully perpetuating a genocide as we speak.
February 1, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Zionists literally met with and made deals with the Nazis. They share the same fascist supremacist ideology as the Nazis. They are so hateful they are gleefully perpetuating a genocide as we speak.
Southerners realizing their giant 4x4s are useless in the snow without winter tires
February 1, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Southerners realizing their giant 4x4s are useless in the snow without winter tires
In The Truman Show, he was an insurance salesman with a wife he didn't like living under perpetual surveillance, and this was somehow giving hope and joy to millions.
February 1, 2026 at 3:16 PM
In The Truman Show, he was an insurance salesman with a wife he didn't like living under perpetual surveillance, and this was somehow giving hope and joy to millions.
Billionaires raping and murdering children, Trump regime arresting journalists, ICE murdering citizens, Israel breaking the ceasefire for the 1000th time bombing more children... But if you consume right wing media, is you get your news from twitter, you don't know any of these things...
February 1, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Billionaires raping and murdering children, Trump regime arresting journalists, ICE murdering citizens, Israel breaking the ceasefire for the 1000th time bombing more children... But if you consume right wing media, is you get your news from twitter, you don't know any of these things...
Now that the whole world knows about American presidents and their billionaire friends raping and murdering children without consequences... Can we call it a wrap on this whole capitalism thing?
February 1, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Now that the whole world knows about American presidents and their billionaire friends raping and murdering children without consequences... Can we call it a wrap on this whole capitalism thing?
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You're absolutely right. The 'nation of immigrants' framing erases America's foundational THEFT. Stolen people, stolen labor, stolen land. Real solidarity requires collectively confronting history, not flattening it.
January 31, 2026 at 9:25 PM
You're absolutely right. The 'nation of immigrants' framing erases America's foundational THEFT. Stolen people, stolen labor, stolen land. Real solidarity requires collectively confronting history, not flattening it.
Seriously reconsidering my trip to a billionaire party island next month.
January 31, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Seriously reconsidering my trip to a billionaire party island next month.
A good story, but if you read it closely, it really just sounds like the chief of police drove her home from the police station...
"MPR News has learned that the police chief in the small southern Minnesota city of St. Peter intervened Thursday afternoon to prevent federal immigration agents from arresting a local resident" who had been observing federal agents. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
St. Peter police chief intervenes, prevents federal agents from arresting resident
The police chief of St. Peter intervened to prevent federal agents from taking a local resident who was observing ICE enforcement actions into custody. It is believed to the first time local police in...
www.mprnews.org
January 31, 2026 at 5:25 PM
A good story, but if you read it closely, it really just sounds like the chief of police drove her home from the police station...
At the high end of their low-earth orbits, a collision could send debris higher, right? So like, de-orbit wouldn't be guaranteed.
This makes me think SpaceX is essentially trying to own the entire LEO altitude range before anyone else can get off the ground.
This makes me think SpaceX is essentially trying to own the entire LEO altitude range before anyone else can get off the ground.
kessler syndrome will bring some drawbacks, but it seems increasingly likely we’ll need to adapt to them
January 31, 2026 at 5:07 PM
At the high end of their low-earth orbits, a collision could send debris higher, right? So like, de-orbit wouldn't be guaranteed.
This makes me think SpaceX is essentially trying to own the entire LEO altitude range before anyone else can get off the ground.
This makes me think SpaceX is essentially trying to own the entire LEO altitude range before anyone else can get off the ground.