Reid
snowfire51.bsky.social
Reid
@snowfire51.bsky.social
Musician, writer, voice-over artist, Texan in exile, sunscreen enthusiast. Reader's Digest-anointed humorist. Still a fugitive from the Columbia Record and Tape Club.
“Hey Reid! Amazon here, we’ve got two words for your stage gear look…Hamburglar Cosplay!”
January 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Fair warning; If you try to serve me tentacles, I will leave your Super Bowl party a very nasty Yelp review.
January 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
We finally got caught up on #Landman, which somehow is simultaneously very entertaining & also not good. Someone described it as "Billy Bob Thornton Billy Bob Thornton-ing harder than anyone has ever Billy Bob Thornton-ed before," and that feels pretty much dead on. One question... (1/2)
January 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Every book is an "educational book," even if the only lesson you learn is, "Man, this book sucks."
November 21, 2024 at 3:19 PM
After the last two weeks of travelling and seeing family, friends, coworkers, bandmates, and everyone else, I've come to a conclusion.

No matter what grouping I'm in, I am always the Joe Walsh of it.
November 21, 2024 at 2:51 PM
New Phone Idea: If I have to purposefully double-click and use Face ID to buy something, I should have to pass at least that same level of security to prevent me taking an accidental low-level picture of myself where I look like Honey Boo Boo's mom, circa 2011.
November 15, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Oh, me too, Jenga. Me too.
#JengaTheCat #MakeTheWorldGoAway
October 25, 2024 at 7:06 PM