Christina Uticone
@snowcones.bsky.social
Girl detective. (She/her)
10 daydos til Barbados byeeeeeeeeeee
February 13, 2026 at 3:34 AM
10 daydos til Barbados byeeeeeeeeeee
Blue Bandana Grandpa Snoop
February 13, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Blue Bandana Grandpa Snoop
VERY happy for you, worth celebrating.
February 13, 2026 at 1:48 AM
VERY happy for you, worth celebrating.
So I like to picture Mike Tirico like curling up on that teal fainting couch between hits, tucked under that little blankie draped over it. I want drone footage of that.
February 13, 2026 at 1:43 AM
So I like to picture Mike Tirico like curling up on that teal fainting couch between hits, tucked under that little blankie draped over it. I want drone footage of that.
Going on vacation with my best friend soon and I just texted her, "Vacation mode--making a Sidecar on a Thursday night" and she texted me back immediately, "I asked Justin to make me one when he gets home." SYNCHRONICITY!!!!!
February 13, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Going on vacation with my best friend soon and I just texted her, "Vacation mode--making a Sidecar on a Thursday night" and she texted me back immediately, "I asked Justin to make me one when he gets home." SYNCHRONICITY!!!!!
How is it legal to watch people twizzle on tv
February 12, 2026 at 3:45 AM
How is it legal to watch people twizzle on tv
I don't feel great about a sheer turtleneck, even in ice dancing.
February 12, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I don't feel great about a sheer turtleneck, even in ice dancing.
Just remembered that "GREAT SONG CHOICE, EXCELLENT TWIZZLES" was the first text I got this morning before I even woke up and that is just ONE reason why Gavin Henry has been my best friend for 41 years.
February 12, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Just remembered that "GREAT SONG CHOICE, EXCELLENT TWIZZLES" was the first text I got this morning before I even woke up and that is just ONE reason why Gavin Henry has been my best friend for 41 years.
Grinning like an idiot for this Canadian ice dancing team.
February 12, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Grinning like an idiot for this Canadian ice dancing team.
The Olympics are the perfect time for self-care and soothing grooming rituals. Hair masks, face masks, eye masks, foot soaks, AM/PM stretching, moisturizing, cuticles/nails. Using product and THRIVING!
February 12, 2026 at 3:05 AM
The Olympics are the perfect time for self-care and soothing grooming rituals. Hair masks, face masks, eye masks, foot soaks, AM/PM stretching, moisturizing, cuticles/nails. Using product and THRIVING!
Oh the dairy lobby is intense.
February 11, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Oh the dairy lobby is intense.
I am more than a little concerned that Milo is sundowning. He's always been a lil spunky at the end of the day but lately he just seems unsettled.
February 11, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I am more than a little concerned that Milo is sundowning. He's always been a lil spunky at the end of the day but lately he just seems unsettled.
Milo just spent the last 15 minutes barking at me and I did everything I could think of - a little kibble, a trip outside, a game of keep-away with the tennis ball. I sat back down in my original spot and he started barking again. I moved over. He jumped up into my spot. Peace.
February 11, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Milo just spent the last 15 minutes barking at me and I did everything I could think of - a little kibble, a trip outside, a game of keep-away with the tennis ball. I sat back down in my original spot and he started barking again. I moved over. He jumped up into my spot. Peace.
Fairbanks born Alex Hall is painfully handsome.
February 11, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Fairbanks born Alex Hall is painfully handsome.
Like I love XC but this is not the fun part AT ALL. We are screaming.
February 11, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Like I love XC but this is not the fun part AT ALL. We are screaming.
ferris made me real sad
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
ferris made me real sad
My mad level is mad.
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
My mad level is mad.
imagine being so opposed to how rad we could all be, together.
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
imagine being so opposed to how rad we could all be, together.
I'm crying because we COULD be this cool, if we wanted to.
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I'm crying because we COULD be this cool, if we wanted to.
GA GA GA GA GA GA!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
GA GA GA GA GA GA!!!!
Josh and I spent a significant portion of our morning walk guessing "Super Bowl Commericals" and honestly we've both already won.
February 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Josh and I spent a significant portion of our morning walk guessing "Super Bowl Commericals" and honestly we've both already won.
So, so cutting. We have been dying laughing.
February 8, 2026 at 9:10 PM
So, so cutting. We have been dying laughing.
Strive for Five (CNY 90s kids know)
February 8, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Strive for Five (CNY 90s kids know)
This man loves me.
February 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
This man loves me.