Snitchanon
@snitchanon.bsky.social
Kicked out of the cycle of reincarnation for shoving.
That oral sex just wasn't very good. Absolute toppyslop.
February 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
That oral sex just wasn't very good. Absolute toppyslop.
"Sloppy toppy" implies the existence of "sloppy bottomy", "sloppy uppy", "sloppy downy", "sloppy strangey" and "sloppy charmy". The implications are astounding.
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 PM
"Sloppy toppy" implies the existence of "sloppy bottomy", "sloppy uppy", "sloppy downy", "sloppy strangey" and "sloppy charmy". The implications are astounding.
The PEOPLE have SPOKEN.
They want SLIME.
They want SLIME.
January 31, 2026 at 1:53 PM
The PEOPLE have SPOKEN.
They want SLIME.
They want SLIME.
In this hot CNC fantasy, I-
> ERROR: AL-011 Spindle Overload
hold on, wait, I mean-
> ERROR: TOOL CHG-01 Tool Changer Jammed
C'mon, cmon...
>ERROR: EX-205 Axis Servo Error
> ERROR: AL-011 Spindle Overload
hold on, wait, I mean-
> ERROR: TOOL CHG-01 Tool Changer Jammed
C'mon, cmon...
>ERROR: EX-205 Axis Servo Error
January 30, 2026 at 12:54 AM
In this hot CNC fantasy, I-
> ERROR: AL-011 Spindle Overload
hold on, wait, I mean-
> ERROR: TOOL CHG-01 Tool Changer Jammed
C'mon, cmon...
>ERROR: EX-205 Axis Servo Error
> ERROR: AL-011 Spindle Overload
hold on, wait, I mean-
> ERROR: TOOL CHG-01 Tool Changer Jammed
C'mon, cmon...
>ERROR: EX-205 Axis Servo Error
I've still got the Juice, it oozes from me whenever I make a Post.
January 30, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I've still got the Juice, it oozes from me whenever I make a Post.
Kicked out of the himejoshi bar for my bad ships, toxic yuri and for pointing out there's no fire exit.
January 29, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Kicked out of the himejoshi bar for my bad ships, toxic yuri and for pointing out there's no fire exit.
Chuunibyou edging where every time she breaks character or lets out a moan without calling her attack technique first, you let go of her penis for a bit.
January 23, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Chuunibyou edging where every time she breaks character or lets out a moan without calling her attack technique first, you let go of her penis for a bit.
Having sex with a chuunibyou *sounds* great until she's monologuing that actually, it's the effort of suppressing the power of her demon eye that's why she's got erectile dysfunction.
January 23, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Having sex with a chuunibyou *sounds* great until she's monologuing that actually, it's the effort of suppressing the power of her demon eye that's why she's got erectile dysfunction.
The mind of the Bluesky poaster is fanatically dedicated to inventing baseless reasons to be mad at Will Stancil.
January 18, 2026 at 10:28 PM
The mind of the Bluesky poaster is fanatically dedicated to inventing baseless reasons to be mad at Will Stancil.
Explaining an elaborate kink roleplay to my steadily more sceptical partner until they ask if I just want to run a one-shot instead.
January 16, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Explaining an elaborate kink roleplay to my steadily more sceptical partner until they ask if I just want to run a one-shot instead.
Ever since I was two years old in 50 BCE people have wanted to block me on Twitter.
January 13, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Ever since I was two years old in 50 BCE people have wanted to block me on Twitter.
The shippers will be cursing for decades that they didn't use Claude, due to its well-known 'fujoshi nature' (as described in one of the Anthropic pre-prints).
January 12, 2026 at 8:44 PM
The shippers will be cursing for decades that they didn't use Claude, due to its well-known 'fujoshi nature' (as described in one of the Anthropic pre-prints).
It's really quite funny when people (I think it's specifically Americans) say "aye eye" in order to talk about AI without, I dunno, drawing the attention of bots or something.
Because, to me, those two words are homophones.
Because, to me, those two words are homophones.
January 5, 2026 at 10:27 PM
It's really quite funny when people (I think it's specifically Americans) say "aye eye" in order to talk about AI without, I dunno, drawing the attention of bots or something.
Because, to me, those two words are homophones.
Because, to me, those two words are homophones.
Big watermark on my art that says that YES you're allowed to repost, YES you're allowed to show it to an AI, YES you can trace, YES you can edit.
There is no act I could perform that would prevent the possibility of these things and WHY would I want to prevent people making art based on mine.
There is no act I could perform that would prevent the possibility of these things and WHY would I want to prevent people making art based on mine.
January 3, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Big watermark on my art that says that YES you're allowed to repost, YES you're allowed to show it to an AI, YES you can trace, YES you can edit.
There is no act I could perform that would prevent the possibility of these things and WHY would I want to prevent people making art based on mine.
There is no act I could perform that would prevent the possibility of these things and WHY would I want to prevent people making art based on mine.
It's the new year and NO, I have NOT got less annoying.
January 1, 2026 at 5:39 PM
It's the new year and NO, I have NOT got less annoying.
All my haters become my stators as I climb into the electric turbine of success.
December 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
All my haters become my stators as I climb into the electric turbine of success.
All my haters become my chelators as I succumb to the heavy metal poisoning of success.
December 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
All my haters become my chelators as I succumb to the heavy metal poisoning of success.
As we all know, it's *analytical AI* that's evil, because it's used for facial recognition and surveillance, whereas just "making pictures" or "typing words", *generative AI*, is basically harmless and fun.
These two systems are completely different I promise, and NEVER THE TWAIN SHALL MEET.
These two systems are completely different I promise, and NEVER THE TWAIN SHALL MEET.
December 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
As we all know, it's *analytical AI* that's evil, because it's used for facial recognition and surveillance, whereas just "making pictures" or "typing words", *generative AI*, is basically harmless and fun.
These two systems are completely different I promise, and NEVER THE TWAIN SHALL MEET.
These two systems are completely different I promise, and NEVER THE TWAIN SHALL MEET.
I regret to inform those of you annoyed by Twitter's latest update that Glaze have never actually claimed to prevent image-to-image generation (the most obvious 'digital tracing' effect, which is what the new button everyone hates does).
December 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I regret to inform those of you annoyed by Twitter's latest update that Glaze have never actually claimed to prevent image-to-image generation (the most obvious 'digital tracing' effect, which is what the new button everyone hates does).
Look at this dreadful new feature the technical brothers have added to allow them to STEAL yuor ART.
December 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Look at this dreadful new feature the technical brothers have added to allow them to STEAL yuor ART.
Pulls a lever on something labelled "evil slut machine".
December 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Pulls a lever on something labelled "evil slut machine".
When I see it spelled "sovl", I can only pronounce it "sovvle" in my head.
December 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
When I see it spelled "sovl", I can only pronounce it "sovvle" in my head.
Honestly great when people do [X] with AI because we get to find out from the backlash that [X] is actually the most soulful thing a human can do, really, writing regexes by hand is what makes us human, photobashing basic concept art together is what separates us from beasts, etc.
December 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Honestly great when people do [X] with AI because we get to find out from the backlash that [X] is actually the most soulful thing a human can do, really, writing regexes by hand is what makes us human, photobashing basic concept art together is what separates us from beasts, etc.
Nothing more tedious than people going "well MY project was grown in dolphin-free soil using no AI ever, no labour-saving tools, we went uphill BOTH WAYS and-"
It's just advertising that you spent time for the sake of spending time.
(Even if I prefer the non-AI GMO-free version!)
It's just advertising that you spent time for the sake of spending time.
(Even if I prefer the non-AI GMO-free version!)
December 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Nothing more tedious than people going "well MY project was grown in dolphin-free soil using no AI ever, no labour-saving tools, we went uphill BOTH WAYS and-"
It's just advertising that you spent time for the sake of spending time.
(Even if I prefer the non-AI GMO-free version!)
It's just advertising that you spent time for the sake of spending time.
(Even if I prefer the non-AI GMO-free version!)