“Hi hungry, I’m Dad” is never not funny. Gets ‘em every time.

Dream really do come true. For example, I had a dream about eating Taco Bell so then I went and got Taco Bell. 🌮

We are basically living in the future that the Robocop movies predicted. Government is run by real estate moguls and car salesmen. “I’d buy that for a dollar.”

I’m older than Tom Petty when he joined the Traveling Wilburys.

I can’t believe it’s the 90’s and we still haven’t figured out how to keep clothes from turning inside out in the dryer.

Playing bass with Caught Dead last night in Dayton.

Here’s how Bernie can still win…

That last post was joke but also I’m low key annoyed the way I (and everyone else I knew) grew up pronouncing manga is apparently “the wrong way.” The weebs have gone too far with this one.

Back in MY day, we all said “manga” the other way and everyone was fine with it! Now the WOKE LEFT wants you to pronounce it THE OTHER WAY. so much for free speech. Thanks OBAMA.